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Steven Herbert's Album

Crazy (rough sample)

This is the instrumental version I made for a parody song I'm working on. 

Rape Me Instrumental

Jack's Lament (cover)

Welcome to Skream Valley

Blood Soaked Memories

[verse 1]
Last night I got a brilliant idea
Im going to take over Christmas this year
I don’t care if you want to call me a prick
But I’m gonna kidnap old Saint Nick

Who’s he to think that he’s the only one
Who can go out and have all the fun
I think I got this. I think I can
Perform all night like a one night stand

[Chorus]  
We’re haunting Christmas like you've never known,  
Where shadows dance and spirits roam.  
Christmas lights with a eerie glow,  
Cover the ground now, but not in snow.  

A Christmas turned to the other side,  
Halloween and Christmas worlds collide.  
Christmas is mine now, don't be scared
We can make it the next Hauntmare

[verse 2]
I got Santa bagged up in my truck
He’s kicking and screaming without any luck.

Riding through the night on this wild spree,
I wonder if the elves will come after me.
The reindeer are quiet, unaware of the scene,
I think I made it out clean.

I hit the highway, head full of doubt,
With every mile, the stars seem to shout.
The toys in the back rattle and shake,
As I ponder the choices, every turn I take.

[Chorus]  
We’re haunting Christmas like you've never known,  
Where shadows dance and spirits roam.  
Twinkle lights with a eerie glow,  
Cover the ground now, but not in snow.  

A Christmas turned to the other side,  
Halloween and Christmas worlds collide.  
Christmas is mine now, it’s turning dim
You can call me Santa Grimmz

[verse 3]
Say goodbye to red and green
This year's Christmas is Halloween
Santa might smile, he won't be mad  
For a holiday like this he never had  

This twisted plan is just the start  
We'll fill the nights blackened hearts  
Jack-o’-lanterns out on display
The shadows dance in a twisted ballet  

Santa's screaming echoes in the back
We can’t let him out of his Santa sack.

[Chorus]  
We’re haunting Christmas like you've never known,  
Where shadows dance and spirits roam.  
Twinkle lights with a eerie glow,  
Cover the ground now, but not in snow.  

A Christmas turned to the other side,  
Halloween and Christmas worlds collide.  
Christmas is mine now, it’s turning dim
You can call me Santa Grimmz



Call me.
Call me Santa Grimmz
Call me.
Call me Santa Grimmz

I can’t wait for this to begin


Call me.
Call me Santa Grimmz
Call me.
Call me Santa Grimmz

Call Me Santa Grimmz


Everyday I live in fear
I think I need to change careers, resignation 

 From a part that should be Banned
No one told me beforehand, violation 
(Weird, ooh)
(Weird vaginas)

That can probably eat my fist
Regret becoming a Gynecologist 
I’m touching weird vaginas, ahh
Things I’ve never seen before
Watching Curtains hit the floor, screaming horror, hiding 

Frontal farts they call them queefs
why does this one have, slimy-green sharp teeth?
Weird vagina’s! (Aah)

What did I get on my hands?
Burn and kill it and
Burn and kill it 

It’s mutating, what this I feel?
I’m hesitating, aah, i think its teething 
Why is it breathing!

his job is to hazardous
I should have been a psychologist 
Instead of weird vaginas!

Thought this was a fantasy
Instead it stares at me angrily 
I don’t want weird vaginas! Aah!

Not from huster’s magazines 
Diaphragms and parts, smelling frontal farts
I’m seeing, Weird vagina’s
Looking like bologna 

I can’t escape it
I cant escape it (Looks like)

[chorus]
I think it’s breathing, it’s a crime?
I’m almost heaving, but I’m fine. 
This jobs misleading, do I see slime.
I should just run, I wanna go
I wanna go!

From a part that should be Banned
No one told me beforehand, violation! 
(Oooh, ooh-ooh, weird vaginas)

This job is to hazardous
I should have been a psychologist!
Weird Vaginas

Something never seen before
Running for the door 
WEIRD VAGINAS!
Nothing teacher said was true

I can’t escape it
I cant escape it  (Looks like)

[chorus]
I think it’s breathing, it’s a crime?
I’m almost heaving, but I’m fine. 
This jobs misleading, I see slime.
 It’s mutating, It’s reanimating?
pulse circulating, aah, why is it inhaling? 
What’s it projecting?
I do not know. 

From a part that should be Banned
No one told me beforehand, 
Does it have teeth? 

Burn or freeze it and
Burn or freeze it 
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) burn or freeze it
Weird vaginas

It’s alive!

Aah, aah-aah, weird vaginas

Weird vaginas

 I think it’s breathing, it’s a crime?
I’m almost heaving, but I’m fine. 
This jobs misleading, Why do I see slime?

Weird Vagina's

[Verse 1] They called me a monster before I knew my name Lit the match, said I was to blame But fire don’t cleanse — it only remembers The screams still flicker in the embers
I was born from the cracks in the walls Where mercy fades and madness calls They took my hands, they took my face Left me haunted, out of place

[Pre-Chorus] Now I live between your dreams Where silence splits at the seams

[Chorus] Burn me awake, I can’t feel the pain Trapped in the ashes, whispering my shame I was a man before the flame Now I’m just what remains

[Verse 2] I see the world through melted glass Every smile’s a ghost from my past You think I hunt — but I remember The smell of flesh, on a cold December
Justice was blind, but they shut my eyes Buried me deep in their own disguise You sleep so safe while I decay But I still find you, anyway

[Pre-Chorus] The fire’s gone but it still breathes Under your skin, inside your dreams

[Chorus] Burn me awake, I can’t feel the pain Trapped in the ashes, whispering my name I was a man before the flame Now I’m just what remains

[Bridge] You made me what I am tonight Fed my soul to the endless night You feared the dark — now it’s me you see The reflection of your cruelty

[Breakdown] I never wanted this To be the voice inside your mess But when the guilty lie in peace I rise from  beneath your sheets

[Final Chorus] Burn me awake, I can’t feel the pain Trapped in your fear, I remain I was a man before the flame Now I’m the curse you can’t explain

[Outro] Don’t close your eyes, don’t look away You built this hell where I must stay And every dream you try to save Still burns… inside your grave.

Burn Me Awake



[Verse 1] 
I was born in silence, under shadowed skies, 
Left to drown in whispers, where innocence dies. 
The world forgot my breathing, the surface sealed my fate, 
But vengeance floats eternal on the water’s frozen face.

[Pre-Chorus] 
They laughed while I sank beneath the screams, 
Now their nightmares echo where I dream.

[Chorus]
 Welcome to my water grave, 
Where the moonlight dances on decay
. Every ripple calls your name, 
You can run, but you can’t escape the day— 
The cursed day, the one they say 
Returns again and again... 
My water grave remembers when.

[Verse 2] 
I’ve seen the campfires burning, heard the sinners sing, 
Their joy turns into pleading when I rise from underneath. 
The woods still hide my sorrow, the cabins hide their sin, 
And every scream that follows drowns the child within.

[Pre-Chorus] 
Masks can’t hide what pain creates, 
Only sharpen what revenge awaits.

[Chorus] 
Welcome to my water grave, 
Where the moonlight dances on decay
. Every ripple calls your name, 
You can pray, but you can’t delay the day— 
The cursed day, the one they say 
Comes back again and again... 
My water grave remembers when.

[Bridge] 
Clock strikes thirteen in the dark of June, 
The forest hums a broken tune. 
Steel and screams beneath the rain, 
Each life I take just says my name again.

[Breakdown] 
Silence… then the sound of breath, 
Dripping life, the scent of death. 
If you hear the splash, it’s far too late—
 You’ve joined the curse that sealed my fate.

[Final Chorus] 
Welcome to my water grave, 
Where the lost and guilty come to pay. 
Every drop returns the pain, 
And the moon remembers every stain— 
The cursed day, the one they say 
Will never truly end… 
My water grave remembers them.

[Outro] 
So when the fog creeps through the trees
, And you feel eyes where none should be—
 Remember the child they left that day, 
Still waiting in his water grave.

My Water Grave

Woke in a prison of plastic and rage,
 Trapped in a body that feels like a cage.
 Blood on my thoughts, fire under my skin—
 I’m the nightmare you let in.
 Cursed with a soul that refuses to die,
 Stitched-up fury with a human cry.
 Every breath is a violent toll—
 Still I walk as a damned lost soul.


[Pre-Chorus] 
I claw at fate—
 TEETH AGAINST THE BARS OF FATE!
 Nothing left to take control…
 Just a lost soul.


[Chorus] 

I’m trapped in this counterfeit flesh,
 Rotting conscience, memories mesh.
 A hollow scream beneath it all—
 A spirit broken, doomed to fall.
 You see a monster on patrol—
 But I’m a lost soul, losing hold.


[Verse 2]

I hear my past like a war drum pounding,
 Humanity slipping, grounding, drowning.
 Laugh if you want—this smile is a scar,
 Madness glows where the heartstrings are.
 Torn between man and the thing I became,
 A ghost that kills to forget his name.
 Identity burned to a blackened hole—
 Now I wander as a lost soul.


[Pre-Chorus]

I claw at fate—
 FLESH AND SPIRIT DETONATE!
 No redemption, no parole…
 Just a lost soul.


[Chorus]
I’m trapped in this counterfeit flesh,
 Rotting conscience, memories mesh.
 A hollow scream beneath it all—
 A spirit broken, doomed to fall.
 You see a monster on patrol—
 But I’m a lost soul, losing hold.


[BREAKDOWN] 

"Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!
 Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!...
 ….What a crock of shit."




RIP THE STRINGS—
 LET THE DAMNED TAKE BACK THE THRONE!
 NO GODS, NO SPELLS,
 JUST A RAGE THAT’S ALL MY OWN!

Spirit torn, no way back home,
 Identity crushed down to bone.
 Kill the hope, consume the role—
 Feed the fracture of the lost soul.


[Final Chorus] 

Trapped in this counterfeit flesh,
 Rotting conscience, memories mesh.
 A hollow scream beneath it all—
 A spirit broken, doomed to fall.
 You see a monster losing control—
But I’m a lost soul, black as coal.

"Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!
 Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!...

"Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!
 Ade Due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!...

 ….What a crock of shit."

Lost Soul

Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Teen with an attitude
Thats You!

She’s X-Men’s most meanest grumpy teen
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
(look! Look at her face!)
She’s like G.I. Jane mixed with Wolverine
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
(Hey! Get a grip!)
When Evil starts to attack
She mows them down like the Hulk on crack

Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Negasonic Teenage Warhead

No one taught her to be a normal teen
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
(Normal is overrated)
50 shades of black, she could use a little green
(It doesn’t need to be complicated)
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
She may look cool but rude
She could show a little gratitude
(Lets partyyyyy!)

Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Teen with an attitude
Thats You!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Parody song - Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Shut me out, you know I'm crazy
With this planet, in my hands
Shut me out, you know I'm crazy
With this planet
Oh wait! Thats your heeeeeead!
Well I can tell just by the climate and I can tell just by your style
You were born and raised on Venus and you may be here a while
because every super sonic jerk off who plugs into the game
Is like every subatomic genius who invented pain
I will deny you!

Negasonic Teenage Warhead parody song

Upside inside out
She's Negasonic Teenage Warhead
She'll push and pull you down
She's Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Her lips are emo black
Her skins the color of dead
She will sit and pout
Negasonic Teenage Warhead (come on!)
Negasonic Teenage Warhead (come on!)
She's Negasonic Teenage Warhead
(go goody its trumpet time!)

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