I started dabbling with music again. I hope to put together a new concept album in a few months time. This is my first solo musical recording in over five years. Halloween has always been one of my favorite times of the year, so I decided to get back into the swing of things with this creepy little ditty. I hope you all dig it. It’s a bit of a first draft, I hope to rework it and tweak it around over the next few weeks. Let me know what you think in the comments section.

The Halloween Warning Song (LYRICS)

Hallo-ween, Halloween,
Hallo-ween, Halloween.

This is a Halloween tale,
So listen to me wail.

The creepy crawly things,
The spooky night it brings.

Hot pokers to its eyes,
The painful baby cries.

So never leave your bed,
He’ll decapitate your head!

Hallo-ween, Halloween,
Hallo-ween, Halloween.

I once knew a boy named Mandy,
Who ate way too much candy.
His mother mourned the brat
As she boiled away his fat!

Hallo-ween, Halloween,
Hallo-ween, Halloween.

I once new a girl named Pat,
Who ate the family cat.
Father wore his new hat,
When he clubbed her with a bat!

Hallo-ween, Halloween,
Hallo-ween, Halloween.

So take my warnings true,
Although my fears are few.

The night is very dark
Easily lost in a park

It sneaks into your dreams,
And sucks away your screams.

It is Halloween’s role,
To eviscerate your soul!

Hallo-ween, Halloween,
Hallo-ween, Halloween


The Halloween Song

So I read a stupid article about how much our society is still stuck in the dark ages. A girl took a stupid picture of herself, with intentions to share it with her Facebook friends, they didn’t like it, they complained and some crazy person decided this girl should be stripped of her livelihood because of a stupid picture. This person made the girls photo public, & the general population jumped on the hate filled bandwagon and formed a Facebook page demanding this stupid girl be fired from her job. As of this posting over 28,000 people have picked up torches and are ready to burn this girl. This news pissed me off so I drew this picture and wrote a song about it called stupid people.

Here are a few of the articles I found about the story:

www.wavy.com/dpp/military/distasteful-facebook-photo-goes-viral

www.huffingtonpost.com/chez-pazienza/leave-lindsey-stone-alone_b_2171131.html

“Stupid People” – Lyrics & Music by Brian A. Bernhard

Stupid people of the world, clap your hands
Stupid people of the world, get beat
It’s time to hate your neighbor, clap your hands.
It’s time to hate the world, stomp your feet.

Stupid people of the world, clap your hands
Stupid people of the world, get beat
It’s time to hate your neighbor, clap your hands.
It’s time to hate the world, stomp your feet.

Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world

Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world

Little sally sue did a stupid thing
She took a stupid picture of a stupid scream
All the witch hunters of the world
Aimed their broomsticks a stupid girl.

She went out to a park, with her best pal Mark
She read a stupid sign that said respect the silence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence

But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence

But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence

She said, “I’m sorry stupid people,
I made a stupid choice
I’ll take back the stupid
So now you can rejoice.”

“I regret every thing that I’ve ever done
I’ll try and never ever to have fun
I think that I’d rather choke
Before I attempt another stupid joke”

But that wasn’t enough
the people wanted more
For a little stupid action
they labeled her a whore

They wanted her to burn,
to ruin her life
Some even preached
“Stab her with a knife.”

Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people

Little sally sue did a stupid thing
She took a stupid picture of a stupid scream
All the witch hunters of the world
Aimed their broomsticks a stupid girl.

Okay we agree, she was a stupid fuck
but why must we hate, her more then Donald Trump
Attacking her like a virus to the pox
Because she is dumber then a back of rocks

She took a stupid picture with her fuck finger out
She screamed at a sign that said respect the silence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence

But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence
But little sally sue did not respect the violence

Stupid people of the world, clap your hands
Stupid people of the world, get beat
It’s time to hate your neighbor, clap your hands.
It’s time to hate the world, stomp your feet.

Stupid people of the world, clap your hands
Stupid people of the world, get beat
It’s time to hate your neighbor, clap your hands.
It’s time to hate the world, stomp your feet.

Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world

Stupid people of the world
Stupid people of the world

Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people

Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people
Stupid people, Stupid people, stupid, stupid people

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