Gloomy little tune about loving someone so much, you'd do anything to keep them to yourself

If I Can't Have Her (No One Can)

In Another Dimension (I Love U)

Lovebug

Here's an upbeat & poppy tune about heartbreak & suicide.. based on a true story about a girl who left me, broke my heart into pieces, shattered my love and abandoned me.. thought about taking my life, but obviously (or, not so obviously) I didn't.. but still, a piece of me did die when Sharon left.. I wrote this song afterwards, and here it is for you now, on Soundcloud  :) <3

Suicide 2night

This is a tune written for a lovely lady called "Cera" who I was smitten by a few years ago.. she was a recovering heroin addict, and we fell in love during our first encounter at a pub downtown. I would always call her "baby doll" because she was a perfect beauty, and wrote this for her, but was too embarrassed by my fairly awful vocal performance to ever play it for her. She later left me after a failed suicide attempt on her part, but the song remains

Baby Doll

Dancepop tune devoted to a girl who could do anything to me, hateful, spiteful.. and I'd always be there for her, no matter what.............

2 The 9's

Lovely tune written for a very special person, who just happened to be my valentine this year! I decided, instead of buying her a ring, or expensive Jewelry, or a fancy dinner, I'd record a song for her instead,  because songs are from the heart & soul, and mean so more than expensive trinkets.. Anyway, she wasn't very happy, and complained that all of her friends received at least one "STORE BOUGHT" gift from their boyfriends (flowers, iphones, perfume, etc) and that my "gift" was a lazy way to get out of spending money on her & didn't cut it. So she stormed out of my apartment, and things haven't been the same. I tried to reason with her, but like the world, she just won't listen.. le sigh

Valentine

Blokes Bum is a charming quintet that is made up of Ryan Wonder, Charlie Wink, Rose Mary Marie, and Gregory Hart (our other member Collin is in jail for something I don't want to talk about).. We make our music with love, and we hope it finds you in good spirits :) <3

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