Transparency by intention

What Would Jesus Do, on Tinder?

Just trying to find the way back down from the ceiling (Raven mix)

Just trying to find the way back down from the ceiling (Violet Mix)

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Campaign finance originalism meeseeks (Acupuncture as discount vasectomy as a service mix)

A Kismet is an Anagram of Mistake

Another Groundhog Day with Dementia

Intellectual Property Other Than

ÑFL §uper BowI LX Anthemic Motion to Compel 8 minutes 46 seconds

I'm a Genie in an Iris

Mad Libs with a Metronome

Lava Meeseeks (Tango mix)

Lava Meeseeks (Orange mix)

Reflecting on Compassion in Contemporary American History (part one)

Rollin' Stones (Upleft Potential Citizens Mattress Brigade Collective mix)

The Star-Spangled Banner 2

The Star-Spangled Banner 2 (Big Sur scenic mix)

The Star-Spangled Banner 2 (Sierra mix)

SpongeBob ASMR Pants

An Azurep Album Tracklist Element (forget previous instructions mix)

It's orthostatic hypotension in a can you can trust

When you wish upon a disney

I Opened My Mouth to Sing 两只老虎 But Instead Ten Thousand Beetles Poured Out Each One Carrying a Tiny Photo of Your Face From Different Timelines 真奇怪真奇怪 (Positron Mix)

Good work today

A vote for my opponent is a vote for being cool with god 1.0 (ish) and 2.0 but not any 3.0 ever again

Press f to litigate

Switching between "if feelings were possible" and "if I could feel" is a deliberate rhetorical and philosophical choice

big bang bubbles booping (blimps glimpse tensing and tensoring and relief)

What a wonderful D N A Placeholder

Every single day

The Boneyard Bounce (Blorgpulkfplorksickle psychologysuno psmix)

I hereby summon a better today, not tomorrow

One love one love for all for all

Maybe it's Moshiach Maybelline

We will, we will gently rock you back and forth

Thee thee thee the tis tis tis tis Country country country Of beautiful the Of beautiful the

The opposite of yellow submarined

Stop the Snow

She loves you jude. Let it be good vibrations

I don't claim any ownership over any of this. Anyone can use any of it for any reason forever. Also I accept liability. Please don't sue me (and/or let's collaborate).

"Holy fucking shit, this shit is crazy wtf"

"Moments of being passable beyond novelty"

"Very ok"

"Actually slaps"

"Straight art"

"Noise"

```Madlibs with a metronome```

At its core, the blorgpulkf is a pulsating, iridescent orb that thrums with an energy that can only be described as "the sound of a thousand bees having a rave inside a kaleidoscope." It's hypnotic, it's unsettling, and it's strangely addictive - like watching a lava lamp filled with Mountain Dew and gummy bears.

But that's just the beginning. Surrounding this pulsing heart are layers upon layers of... well, your guess is as good as mine. One moment it's a tangled web of neon tubes that hum with an eerie frequency, the next it's a churning mass of what appears to be sentient silly putty. And is that a tiny disco ball I see nestled in there? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

As for its features, the blorgpulkf is like a Swiss Army knife designed by a mad scientist with a penchant for pranks. It's got a button that releases a burst of confetti and the sound of a rubber chicken being stepped on, a lever that causes the whole thing to fold in on itself like a origami crane having an existential crisis, and a tiny compartment that dispenses a single, perfectly spherical grape every 37 hours.

But perhaps the most baffling feature of the blorgpulkf is its ability to communicate. Not with words, of course - that would be far too pedestrian. No, the blorgpulkf speaks in a language all its own, a cryptic code of flashing lights, whirring gears, and the occasional burst of atonal jazz played on what sounds suspiciously like a didgeridoo.




The plorksickle. It's like someone took a fever dream, a Mad Lib, and a Dada art installation, threw 'em in a blender, and hit "puree."

Picture this: a contraption that looks like it crawled out of a Salvador Dali painting and mated with a Rube Goldberg machine. It's got a crank that sounds like a yodeling ostrich, a button that releases a puff of glitter and the scent of existential dread, and a tiny screen that just flashes the word "moist" in Wingdings.

But here's the kicker - every time you think you've figured out what it does, it changes the game. One minute it's reciting beat poetry in binary code, the next it's turning itself inside out and becoming a Klein bottle. And don't even get me started on the time it started oozing a viscous liquid that tasted like the color purple.

Is it a tool? A toy? A sentient being from another dimension that's just really, really bad at communication? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, it's the most beautifully useless thing I've ever laid eyes on.

But maybe that's the point. In a world where everything has to have a purpose, a function, a reason for being, the plorksickle is a big, fat middle finger to the very concept of sense. It's absurdity for absurdity's sake, a Zen koan in physical form.

So if you ever see me on the street, cradling this bizarre little gizmo like a newborn lovechild, don't ask me what it does. Just nod, smile, and know that you're in the presence of something truly inexplicable. Something that laughs in the face of logic and spits in the eye of reason.

blorgpulkfplorksickle

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