Hard mangled mantra I

证明中假设甲能同时满足两个等距条件（距离乙和丙等距，以及距离直线乙丁和丁丙等距）在任意三角形中在几何上是不可能的。

ਚਾਰ ਬਿੰਦੂ ਅੱਠ। ਸਿੱਟਾ

أربع نقاط ثمانية. الاستنتاج

چهار نقطه هشت. نتیجه گیری

Therapy Forage Feeder

Loosely based on-->

The Widow’s Lament in Springtime
By William Carlos Williams


Sorrow is my own yard
where the new grass
flames as it has flamed
often before, but not
with the cold fire
that closes round me this year.
Thirty-five years
I lived with my husband.
The plum tree is white today
with masses of flowers.
Masses of flowers
load the cherry branches
and color some bushes
yellow and some red,
but the grief in my heart
is stronger than they,
for though they were my joy
formerly, today I notice them
and turn away forgetting.
Today my son told me
that in the meadows,
at the edge of the heavy woods
in the distance, he saw
trees of white flowers.
I feel that I would like
to go there
and fall into those flowers
and sink into the marsh near them.


https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/15468/the-widows-lament-in-springtime

In the meadows, he saw trees of white flowers

Brain Lice + AI

How do you choose?

Copenhagen Interpretation (acoustic)

Remain

Title: Il s'est lavé les lunettes avec une tranche de saucisson

 
Lyrics: 

C'est magnifique,
En faire tout un fromage




J’me perds dans la sauce béchamel  
Où les calendriers s’emmêlent  
Un mardi porte un dimanche  
Les aiguilles mangent leur revanche





Il s’est lavé les lunettes
avec une tranche de saucisson

Boutonner le lundi avec le mardi
J’ai d’autres chats à fouetter

Il s'est lavé les lunettes avec une tranche de saucisson

Fruit of the integrity tree

Now watch this drive (george w jazz mix)

Hebrew:

אֶהְיֶה לְךָ אוֹר בִּשְׁבִיל חֲשׁוּךְ
צֵל מְנַחֵם בְּיוֹם שָׁבוּר
אַתָּה לֹא לְבַד, אַף פַּעַם לֹא זָר
אַהֲבָה פְּתוּחָה, אֲנִי לְךָ נִשְׁאָר

כִּי בְּיַחַד כּוֹכָבִים זוֹרְחִים
רַק בְּיַחַד פְּצָעִים מַחֲלִימִים
נִפְתַּח יָד, לֹא נַעֲצוֹר לְעוֹלָם
עַד שֶׁהַלֵּב יִתְמוֹלֵא בְּחֶסֶד לְכֻלָּם


Translation:

I'll be your light on a darkened road
Comforting shade on a broken day
You're never alone, never a stranger
Open-hearted love, for you I remain

Because together, stars shine bright
Only together wounds heal right
We open hands, never stopping our call
Until every heart is filled with kindness for all

רַק בְּיַחַד כּוֹכָבִים זוֹרְחִים

Flavorless Popes

For the birds

Why do you both love?

I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at my ASMR! (Soothing Blue Tingles)

Mr. Meeseeks is a fictional character from the animated series Rick and Morty, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. First introduced in the 2014 episode "Meeseeks and Destroy," Meeseeks are blue-skinned humanoids designed to fulfill a single task. Brought to life by a Meeseeks Box, they exist briefly, driven by their goal. Once their task is complete, they vanish to end their inherent existential pain. If unable to achieve their purpose, Meeseeks rapidly descend into violent madness and insanity, often creating more Meeseeks to assist them.

Character and Appearance:
Mr. Meeseeks is tall with narrow limbs, a bulbous head, black eyes, and usually no hair, though some have small orange patches. They have a friendly demeanor initially, motivated by a desire to complete their tasks swiftly. Their catchphrase is a cheerful "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!" reflecting their desire for acknowledgment and the completion of their duties.

Television Appearances:
In their debut episode, Jerry Smith, unable to improve his golf game quickly, inadvertently spawns numerous Meeseeks who become increasingly desperate, ultimately plotting to kill Jerry to fulfill their task. Jerry's eventual success at a simple golf stroke allows the Meeseeks to vanish peacefully. Subsequent episodes showcase Meeseeks assisting characters in various tasks, highlighting their utility and absurdity.

Variations:
Several variations have appeared, including Mr. Youseeks from the Rick and Morty: Virtual Rick-ality VR game, assisting players in difficult tasks. Additionally, red-skinned, surly Kirkland-brand Meeseeks featured humorously in "Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat," showing a less cooperative disposition.

Comic Appearances:
The comics expanded Meeseeks' lore further. Notably, the one-shot comic "Rick and Morty Presents: Mr. Meeseeks" (2019) humorously explored existential themes, following a Meeseeks accidentally tasked with discovering life's meaning. The character "Mr. Sick" serves as a drug mule Meeseeks, appearing as an antagonist in story arcs like The Ricky Horror Peacock Show and Rick Revenge Squad. Another notable figure, Master Meeseeks, acts as the antagonist in the limited series "Rick and Morty: Crisis on C-137," rallying enemies against the Smith family.

The "Meeseeks, P.I." series (November 2023) humorously casts Meeseeks as a detective assisting Jerry Smith, exploring a quirky interdimensional cable conspiracy.

Video Games and Merchandise:
In video games, Meeseeks Boxes appear as power-ups, notably in Pocket Mortys, aiding players in battles. The VR game "Virtual Rick-ality" further popularized Mr. Meeseeks. Mr. Meeseeks-themed skins and products appeared across various games and platforms, including Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

Merchandise includes Mr. Meeseeks-themed dice games, jack-in-the-box toys, and Pringles crisps, emphasizing his quirky, existential charm. Kidrobot produced popular Meeseeks-themed figurines, resonating with fans.

Reception:
Mr. Meeseeks quickly became a fan favorite, lauded for humorously tackling existential dread. Looper identified Meeseeks as symbolic of the series, blending comic relief with philosophical contemplation. Screen Rant dubbed him a "cult hero," praising his dark comedic appeal. The Daily Dot highlighted his quotability and sympathetic nature, reflecting fans' connection to his cheerful yet tormented persona. GameSpot acknowledged his significant impact, calling him a standout figure in Rick and Morty lore.

Overall, Mr. Meeseeks represents a uniquely humorous yet poignant exploration of existence, purpose, and absurdity, solidifying his role as a memorable and iconic character within modern animation.


I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at my ASMR! (Soothing Blue Tingles)

New York Future Bass

Sweat Alabama Home

When the Saint Stands Still

Where the Saint Standards Sway

Proof of Standing

Geh kakn afn yam (Go poop in the ocean, Yiddish (presumably, et al, 2025)): Version One'th

Eye -- Ft. Et al

Respectfully submitted, please advise how I may exist‎ -- Ft. Et al [sytemic]

Existential Mardi Gras nuParade

Existential Mardi Gras nuParade (shuffle mix)

May our particular god protect this miscellaneous land in that territorial vicinity for the triumph of those rocks' unique capabilities and prospectively preferable honorful vengeance moment

Mutually assured destruction, hand unicorn (the theme colon song (song))

Time will one day heal the wound to that confidence that will be inflicted by today's decision. [in Bush v Gore, 2000 (per curiam, perhaps)]

Over Passing

They cross borders to cross the line

But where are we, (Cover) (Cover) (Cover) (Cover) (Cover)

Imagine More (extended cut)

july 4th remix (Number one tenuous peace red mix)

"Moments of being passable beyond novelty"

"Actually slaps"

At its core, the blorgpulkf is a pulsating, iridescent orb that thrums with an energy that can only be described as "the sound of a thousand bees having a rave inside a kaleidoscope." It's hypnotic, it's unsettling, and it's strangely addictive - like watching a lava lamp filled with Mountain Dew and gummy bears.

But that's just the beginning. Surrounding this pulsing heart are layers upon layers of... well, your guess is as good as mine. One moment it's a tangled web of neon tubes that hum with an eerie frequency, the next it's a churning mass of what appears to be sentient silly putty. And is that a tiny disco ball I see nestled in there? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

As for its features, the blorgpulkf is like a Swiss Army knife designed by a mad scientist with a penchant for pranks. It's got a button that releases a burst of confetti and the sound of a rubber chicken being stepped on, a lever that causes the whole thing to fold in on itself like a origami crane having an existential crisis, and a tiny compartment that dispenses a single, perfectly spherical grape every 37 hours.

But perhaps the most baffling feature of the blorgpulkf is its ability to communicate. Not with words, of course - that would be far too pedestrian. No, the blorgpulkf speaks in a language all its own, a cryptic code of flashing lights, whirring gears, and the occasional burst of atonal jazz played on what sounds suspiciously like a didgeridoo.




The plorksickle. It's like someone took a fever dream, a Mad Lib, and a Dada art installation, threw 'em in a blender, and hit "puree."

Picture this: a contraption that looks like it crawled out of a Salvador Dali painting and mated with a Rube Goldberg machine. It's got a crank that sounds like a yodeling ostrich, a button that releases a puff of glitter and the scent of existential dread, and a tiny screen that just flashes the word "moist" in Wingdings.

But here's the kicker - every time you think you've figured out what it does, it changes the game. One minute it's reciting beat poetry in binary code, the next it's turning itself inside out and becoming a Klein bottle. And don't even get me started on the time it started oozing a viscous liquid that tasted like the color purple.

Is it a tool? A toy? A sentient being from another dimension that's just really, really bad at communication? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, it's the most beautifully useless thing I've ever laid eyes on.

But maybe that's the point. In a world where everything has to have a purpose, a function, a reason for being, the plorksickle is a big, fat middle finger to the very concept of sense. It's absurdity for absurdity's sake, a Zen koan in physical form.

So if you ever see me on the street, cradling this bizarre little gizmo like a newborn lovechild, don't ask me what it does. Just nod, smile, and know that you're in the presence of something truly inexplicable. Something that laughs in the face of logic and spits in the eye of reason.

blorgpulkfplorksickle

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