VERSE>
bitch, where the fuck is my cake?
i know that u all ate it
stupid dumb bitch, before u talk shit
clean your chocolate covered mouth

bitch, im gonna smash ur stuff
yeah go tell mom, i dont give a fuck
do i even care bout ur stuff?
fuck ur makeup shit and fuck ur teddy bear 

it was my cake
i bought that bout 20 bucks, 
it was not piece of cake
Just a cake, not cut it,
but u eat that shit with a spoon

I need to burn ur room I dont care
that my room is right next to ur room.
Before mom and dad come back to home
Tell them, my sis ate my cake
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[Beat]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgmjAWN_X4&list=PLFbYuR9jJj3YxuFiua4_3-KdUE-nsqgRm&index=8)

Chocolate Cake

Verse 1>
My cat always hit me in the face
when she got hungry or sometimes no reason
  
My cat always push all stuff
and make it all fall, mostly a vase full of liquid

My cat hate dog
so she beat the fuck out of them
one time it was bulldogs
they all death fosho

when i play video games,
always bite my finger
and scratch my eye balls too

hook> 
meow meow meow meow 
my cat hates me
meow meow meow meow 
but i luv my cat
meow meow meow meow 
my cat hates me
meow meow meow meow 
but i luv my cat

CAT Verse 2>
hello everybody im a cat
i dont give a fuck, fuck u man
human, bring me a milk, organic

fuck, u stupid useless human
my milk is cold as fuck

im pushing fishbowl
its goin down,
aim it to his forehead
hope he die for real
i dont give a shit
what r u looking at
bitch, bring me a food
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[Beat]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLaqF2FBog&list=PLFbYuR9jJj3YxuFiua4_3-KdUE-nsqgRm&index=7

Lyric by. Matt
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what if a computer is rly just a ram box

where do the   farm animals sleep at night?
the lamb box

I watched a football match this morning.
it was dissapointing...
what a sham box

i overpack my suitcases,
cram box

my name is dwight,
i own a pam box

I love pork, so much so I have a whole 
ham box

do u guys like seafood
there's this good place near me called the clam box

they have these sides of potato
they call it the yam box

oh am I sending too many messages
mayb I'm just a spam box

[Beat]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfNfguyCdoY&t=31

HOOK>
Tomorrow is the deadline
i aint got no time, clock keeps ticking
i dont no what to do, the deadline is kicking
(where's my project? he, hol up)

verse 1>
The deadline is tomorrow,
i even didnt finished.
i know i know,
just give me a minute.
i wish it, to banish the deadline
cuz i can make it,
dont wanna say it,
my cat ate it.

im drinkin red bull 1234567 and 8
say it, its not too late. but think this is my fate.
even my face lookin like a zombie, dont worry
ill walking dead to school for A+ fosho
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shout out for HUGO

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