Max Fun Drive (Remixed)

The Diary of Sheriff Isaak with vocals. Lyrics written by me and some quotes taken from the excerpt from the podcast. Vocals by me.

Lyrics:
    i ruined three lives today
    i wouldn’t let anything get in my way
    tight on my guts, the cup it pulled me closer to it
    closer to the dark
    like a spark
    and i faltered and i pushed him from the rocks
    and a word, a curse, it echoed it echoed off the walls

    junebug
    you know its never enough
    and time it flows like wine from the accursed cup
    and i know there’s nothing i can do for refuge
    now that’s shes trapped us all in here too
    junebug
    you know its never enough
    to save you
    from the accursed cup
    junebug
    junebug you know its never enough
    I deserve damnation for what I’ve done
    junebug

The Diary of Sheriff Isaak (With Vocals)

A song I wrote dedicated to Clint McElroy and his amazing character Merle from The Adventure Zone. This song is ever so slightly explicit and not at all spoiler free, so please listen with discretion. 

The owl is an illustration done by John Pusateri. 

Lyrics below:

A long long time ago, 
In a village on the shore,  
A young dwarf boy grew up 
Not knowing what he was for
One day he got fed up, 
With living groundhogs day, 
So he left for an adventure
And now he’s here to say: 

I’m your friend, the good plant cleric, 
A worshiper of Pan. 
A real cool guy, who’s four-ish feet tall,
With a missing eye and hand, 
I’ll make your plants grow to the sun, 
And preach the good word to your youth. 
And if you try to cross me, 
I’ll cast my Zone of Truth! 

So I mentioned my missing arm, 
Well, it’s not some cool pirate gig
God lied, I almost died, 
So now I have this arm of twigs. 
And my eye, well let me tell you. 
I lost that for a disembodied head. 
His name was Cam, but he’s gone now. 
And by that I mean he’s dead. 

Spoken: Man… we get into some weird shit, don’t we? 

I’m your friend, the good plant cleric, 
A worshiper of Pan. 
A real cool guy, who’s four-ish feet tall,
With a missing eye and hand, 
I’ll make your plants grow to the sun, 
And preach the good word to your youth. 
And if you try to cross me, 
I’ll cast my Zone of Truth! 

Sometimes I feel like a loser. 
A failed cleric and terrible dad. 
The gods don’t even answer my calls
Theres no sign of hope to be had. 
I’m out of my depths, out of my league
An 8 year old kid is smarter than me, 
But lately, these boys that im traveling with 
Have started to feel like my new family… 

I’m your friend, the good plant cleric, 
A worshiper of Pan. 
A real cool guy, who’s four-ish feet tall,
With a missing eye and hand, 
I’m finding my place in the world, 
As tricky as that may be,  
And one thing I know is always true,
She thinks my tractor is sexy!

The Tale of the Plant Cleric

Thank you Adventure Zone for the heart-wrenching story, characters and great smiles.

Crystal Kingdom Punk Cover

an original song I wrote for my favorite d&d podcast, The Adventure Zone.  I got myself a whole lotta feelings surrounding this character and by golly, I had to sing em out of me.  Griffin, thanks so much for taking us all on this ride.

audio quality's So Bad cuz i live in an apartment by a busy road so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hope you can enjoy it regardless!

Lyrics:
You were always meant to save them
You were always meant to try
100 years to write their stories
100 years to watch them die

Bind a book around their lives
And watch the memory leave their eyes and
Is this how it ends?
Tell yourself you love them

Ooh, Lucretia
You're gonna lose the people who've given you their love
But it's for the best, get comfy in your loneliness
And know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

This world is bigger than you planned for
Your plan is bigger than the world
And all the suffering you've been through
Creates a leader from that girl

Build a place where balance reigns
And find your luck is never changing
Until you come to know
That you can't win this alone

Ooh, Lucretia
Don't ever let them see the tension of knowing what you've done
Soon they'll understand their part within the grander plan
And know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

Ooh
Ooh

Hold your head up high and pray that they'll come back alive
And know
That you
Had better save 'em all

Ooh, Lucretia
This is it, no turning back now from what you have become
Your family's by your side the time has come to turn the tide 
And prove
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

Ooh, Lucretia
Ooh, Lucretia!

Their voices rise in throng united in a final song
They know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

You're gonna save 'em all someday

You're gonna save us all today

Lucretia (Take One)

A beautiful song written by Kanayadasgray based on The Adventure Zone and the Stolen Century arc. Thank you to them for letting me cover this song. It's such a beautiful piece and I had a lot of fun trying to figure out fingerpicking for the first time.

Check out the original here:
https://soundcloud.com/kanayadasgray/7-birds

Lyrics: 
Living on borrowed time you can't give back
No, you can't get back
Lost in every promise made

Wishing on every star
But don't you forget
The spaces in between
Aren't as deaf as you think

Light a candle in the dark
And hold it up high
If someone blows it out
Light it again (and again) (and again)

Don't let yourself drown in doubt
We've made it this far
I'm sure well make it home someday

Write it down and lock it up
And keep it somewhere safe
Don't you dare forget
What we said (what we did) (what we saw) (who we were)

Who we are doesn't matter
We are different people now
But can you say the same
For yourself (yourself)(yourself)

You will reap just what you sew
Nothing more and nothing less
Unless you count the weeds, I guess

Can you call it stealing when
It was never really ours
Oh, how the time has flown

I don't
I don't
I don't remember you

I don't
I don't remember half of who I am

7 Birds (Cover)

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Special thanks to Domirine (@domirine on The Twitter and The Tumblr) for permission to use their portrait of Lucretia, it's gorgeous.

WARNING: this song contains spoilers for episode 67 of The Adventure Zone, but potentially can spoil earlier episodes, too. Sort of. Maybe a bit. It's subjective.

Lyrics:
I was just about to ... but wait
You said something about ... maybe fate?
This seems so familiar ... did we ... ?
We're in awful danger
Lucretia, what have you done?

Comes the Hunger

No time for answers, we have to fight
These dark disasters
We refuse the night
But if we make it through the war ahead
You'll have to face all of the things you did

You'll have to face it
Lucretia, what have you done?

(You took everything from me)
I'm sorry, so sorry
I never meant for it to be like this
I have a plan
We still can win
Please trust me

Lucretia, what have you done?

And so to battle
With swords of flame, and rage, and poison
Doom awaits

Lucretia, what have you done? (FAWM 2018)

Lovingly called "Fish Song" in my files. The Adventure Zone: Balance spoilers. Takes place when Magnus walks in on Lucretia about to feed their lives to a fish.

End Our Story

Runaround Baby

SOMEONE is caught in the thrall of the Bulwark Staff!!!

ok y'all... i had no idea what to do for this song cause it never thralls the tres horny boys (or anyone at the BoB for that matter, sus) but then i was like why is that? could it be lucretia was already under the thrall? she REALLY wanted to use that dang staff

anyway, last relic! 😩 thanks for listening to these everybody!!! 

art by squidwithelbows on tumblr (aka my personal hero)

Bulwark Staff

You're caught in the thrall of the Light of Creation!!! (aka the crave wave)

BONUS TRACK for the grand relic series! I wanted to do something cyclical to reflect the Stolen Century arc, IPRE forever!!

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who's listened to the Grand Relics series I'm so grateful for all the love!!! 😍

art by you-may-call-me-nick on tumblr

Light Of Creation

I'm just an alien girl obsessed with sounds. Message me if you wanna collab or commission something from me, I'm always open!

The Tale of the Plant Cleric

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