ever wondered what a chorus of angels singing sound like? nah, us neither. good because this is nothing like that. mayhem but enjoyable. this is our hello to you. welcome aboard, you're in for a great time. probably. maybe.

#001: we guess this is an episode

this episode involves a bathtub full of baked beans, extinction rebellion getting drapsed in canning town and why black people are always late.

#002: got a bit of baked bean on ya top lip m8

this week we talk love languages being lies, getting run up on by a badger and why an intact hymen is overrated.

#003: love languages are lies and other bedtime stories

this week we tell you how the hotdog came about...and like, well, it was gloves. we have gloves to thank for that one. also featuring: seamless D Double E impressions, Soul Train Awards, and us being left alone in the studio (cue mayhem)

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