This entire song was written and recorded over the course of about 7 hours in my bedroom studio in Kansas City, MO on October 10, 2020. #quarantine

Chorus:
I like fast food way more than anyone should
I'd have six pack abs if McDonald's didn't taste so good
I can't control myself in the way that I wish I could
I like fast food way more than anyone should

Verse 1:
I blackout and over order every time I get to a drive through
Its just so tempting when the menu has so much that looks so great
The smell outside the building will capture all your senses
And its really only like 5 dollars for everything

(Chorus)

Verse 2:
I'm writing this song and eating a McFlurry, TM (trademark)
Will make you tired faster than a Tylenol, PM (only take in the evening)
Stomach expanding like 2 to 3, CM (centimeters)
Only send fast food porn if you're sliding into my DMs (direct messages)

(Chorus)

Bridge:
It concerns me a little that you age so well
8 years in the wrapper and you still can't tell
Same texture, same taste, and the same smell
As the day that I ordered you in 2012
The FDA recommends to eat organic
But every now and then I want a chicken sandwich

Can somebody hook me up with some fast food and a guitar solo?!

(Guitar solo)

(Chorus)

Burp

The Fast Food Song (Mix 1)

Wrote and recorded this one a few years ago about online dating.

Bob Eberling

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