Have you ever had that date from hell in a Hollywood restaurant, and accidentally sharted when you should have farted.

Would You Like Some Wine With That Shit

Working security on a movie set has its perks. Especially when the star is Jennifer Beals from Flash Dance.

FlashPants

I was on a first date. What he said made me want to run for my life but instead I took advice from the sheryl crow song playing in the background. Yikes.

Music To My Ears

Imagine being shunned by stunning models at an art exhibit. Then a waterfall of dung falls on them. Could it really happen?

WaterFall Art

How to turn the teacup ride at disney into a centerfuge of dung and out smart your step dad.

TeaCup Beatdown

You should never bust a nut on the property of a pimp.

Bust A Nut

All about the Bobbing4Turds, I mean Bob Forturds.

About The Author

Don't forget the toilet paper when you go camping.

Camping Dung Well

Cat Littherbox

Happy Trails

Would you like some fries to go with that crap.

Shit Bomber

Author of the Bathroom Humor Book: Shart Stories and Other Crap. Available on Amazon until it gets banned by the Woke Police. https://amzn.to/2U1IErD

Shart Stories and Other Crap

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