This song is a song that brings me back to the darkest day of my life. A day where I came home to a letter about the whereabouts of my beloved wedded wife, who had just moved to Alaska to maker her own one-man circus that she would tour the country side, performing for the many salmon which swim the stream in the great white north. RIP.

Beat My Meat (prod. by Cam)

It's called my wife, 'cause it's about my wife.

My Wife

F-150

being soft is the opposite of hard, dipshit.  I'm just playin, i love you man, you're crazy but you da man baby.

SOFTLY

you ever put in for a blunt, then go to the bathroom or something to do #1,#2, or #3, and when you come back THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN SMOKED ALREADY, AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIKE A ROACH OR ANYTHING LEFT TO SMOKE AND THAT WAS ALSO THE LAST OF YOUR WEED?! HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!!?

I MISSED THE BLUNT WHEN I WAS PISSING

this is a song by the guy that was just tryna sell something to not get evicted from his apartment, but then spiderman had to swoop in and fuck that whole plan up real good the way spiderman does.

Meester Spider Man

this is like the sort of thing you do and say when you get all dimentia-ed up

DIMENTIA

This is one of them songs that you record in your car because you don't have a studio and your drunk enough to where you don't mind driving around with a laptop in your lap and a mic in the other hand, shoutout to malt liquor

Drunk Driving

DON'T SHIT ON ME

Don't be a bitch and take the god dang trash outside

Don't Be A Bitch

Yesterday I ate so many sushi rolls that I entered a state of unchanging pain and suffering. I felt pain of such great intensity, that I fell through a worm hole and came out in 1776 and didn't even get to see all that Declaration of Independence stuff. Now i'm pissed.

Bobby Fdrd

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