A collection of Bobby Shelmett's first songs - cheesy and smutty like saucy English seaside postcards. 

Old Bell End

Palm Full of Seamen

More craic with the crabby crustaceans in Bobby Shelmett world

She's Got Crabs

Bobby Shelmett's guide to modern parenting, involving potato cheese and onion baked in a fine flaky pastry envelope - if you love your kids you'll know it's right

Darlo Dummy

Yet another Bobby Shelmett and the Buffers classic - this one is about a man who likes to collect ladies wee :)

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