Demo of first track of "Darlington: An American Timber" the abbreviated musical based on Hamilton that tells the story of Darlington Nagbe. 

Nagbe Comma Darlington

Caleb Porter sings earnestly about life, love, and soccer on the eve of Darlington Nagbe's first MLS season.

Wait For Him (It)

Caleb Porter is set to take the helm of the Timbers and be reunited with his protege, Darlington Nagbe. Porter sings to the Timbers, but really to Nagbe, and Nagbe sings to his children, but really to Porter.

Dear Portland Timbers (Dear Theodosia)

Darlington has just obtained his US Citizenship and yearns to pursue his opportunities with a national team call up.

Katelyn Regan's Album

Passing Rain (Hurricane)

Darlington Nagbe is drafted #1 in the MLS SuperDraft to the Portland Timbers. We hear from Valeri from the future, Chara, Nanchoff, and Gavin as Nagbe lays down his testament.

Club Over Country (My Shot)

Don Garber and Merritt Paulson sing about the troubles and trials of a post-championship hangover after MLS Cup 2015.

Tomakeittotha (They Say)

Philip (@backofficegavin), Nicholas (@noa_narnold), Roscoe (@Shotboxer), and Dan (@dhollett) are joined by Pat (@pemaloney) from the Morrisonic Podcast (@morrisonicpod) to watch "The Damned United" starring Michael Sheen as the iconic manager Brian Clough of Derby County FC and then Leeds United FC in mid-70s England.

Topics Discussed: British self-loathing, shoplifters raping crabs, difficult geniuses, are soccer managers the least influential managers.

Intro Music:  "Hail Bop" by Django Django 
Includes:       "Steve Bloomer's Watching" The Derby County Anthem
                        and "Marching On Together" The Leeds United Anthem
Outro Music: "Man of the World" by Fleetwood Mac

Reel Footy 4 - The Damned United

Philip (@backofficegavin) and Dan (@dhollett) are joined by Jon (@FWjmcg) and Igor (@igormortis13) to discuss the 1987 movie "Hot Shot" directed by Rick King (who went on to write "Point Break") and starring Pele. 

Topics discussed:

The Vytas to Harrington acting scale.

Actors being as bad at acting as Pele is at soccer.

Kung Fu as a vehicle for soccer.

With takes so hot we had to rent an industrial convection oven to keep them warm.

Featuring new segments: 

'You Talking Metaphor Four Two To Me Too?' and '#AlternativeTaglines'

Reel Footy 5 - Hot Shot

Weaving a narrative from the detritus of excess. 

Philip Kauffman