Dear precious students -

I apologize for the case of the giggles I got throughout this one. Maybe I was having too much fun. Tee-hee's and Ha-Ha's is no way for a teacher to act. I need to stand up straight and crush your apple gifts with the palm of my hand. How the heck are you going to learn anything if I keep laughin'?

What you need for your next test:
ort the bully, a lot of different kinds of meat, cubone's mother's zygoma, bacchanal moon viewing, 1 ruined secret, and so much more!

6. Customizable Meat Company

Dear precious students -

P - I - Z - Z - A   I     W      A      N       T      P     I      Z        Z       A

I thought this was going to be Conor's last week in Baltimore. We bought pizza and ice-cream. Next episode will piss you off if saying goodbye is a tough commitment. Hate to spoil the narrative, but he records in my room next week. Woops! Our very dear friend Liz joined us for a bit. We hope you like verbal off-roading. 

What you need for your next test:
proclivity disregard for car maintenance, reputed big boy, your best effort, ray romano boxer-short trix, whatever the hell conor talks about, and so much more

7. Pizza Pies, Fries, and Groot (ft. Liz)

Dear precious students -

Even the best get stranded in Alaska without a roadmap. Can Tom Jeff's book save us from deep within the freezer? Lend us your kind ears and power. We can recall 'Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO!' together. 

What you need for your next test:
ricky vs archer analysis, a new romper, your true onus, a monster strong enough to swallow your friend, smooches in court, artesian mcchicken, your very own tenants (tenets* - oopsy daisy), and so much more!

8. Come on, Alaska!

We record on Tuesday. We publish on Friday. All other episodes on Archive.org. Dog Berry is a podcast where we learn new words together. Let's get those brains nice and big.  If you send us your favorite words or some practice sentences, we will talk about them on the show ;)

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