Ok summoners, wash them drawers!

As for dislikes dirty laundry tops my list
but yo! you can't smell my socks if we on the Rift
so if you on Karma or you on Trist
Jungle, Top, Mid or Bot it does not exist
I hate this dirty laundry...

Good lord it's tragic another huge basket
Dirty-ass clothes and i just can't hack it
already sprayed down with cologne to mask it
"Man wash your clothes" my friends is askin'
but man i just did it I was up all night
sorted out the lights from the darks and the brights
un-balled the socks turn'em inside right
sprayed the pre-wash get them stains outta sight
now the food fight was fun, but this stain is a pain
ain't tryin' ta complain but it's strainin' my brain
and it's drainin' the bank 'cause aside from the stank
the red shirt ran now the whites look pink
and I should've used cold 'casue the hot made it shrink
now them whities is a little to tighty for my dink
waistband elastic print on my skin
chafin' don't be askin' why you never see me grin.

I hate dirty laundry.
Like a Nocturne ulti it always haunts me
If people weren't so rude always staring
This dirty-clothes-dude would keep right on wearing
Dirty Shirts. Dirty Undies.
Dirty jeans I hate dirty laundry.

People be askin' why I'm actin' hostile.
man I ain't hostile, your nose is hostile
it ain't my clothes man close ya nostrils
well maybe it's my clothes but it's just impossible
to stay on top so I'm feeling hostile
lost in a mountain of dirty cloth yo!
dirty trowsers, dirty socks bros
dirty shirts with ring around the coller
dirty slacks they make me wanna holler
dirty dirty don't ask why I bother
'cause i probably won't if I think too much
an' y'all be holdin' up ya nose 'cause I stink too much
no I like a white Tee but this pink hue sucks
why can i only ever find the left sock?
now maybe there's a cat with a stack of rights
but I hope I don't find him 'cause we'll have ta fight!

I hate dirty laundry.
Like a Nocturne ulti it always haunts me
If people weren't assholes always staring
These dirty-ass clothes I'd keep right on wearing
Dirty Shirts. Dirty Undies.
Dirty jeans I hate dirty laundry.

Dirty Laundry

just a download friendly version of the only tune I've uploaded
Ok summoners, wash them drawers!

here's the lyrics as requested:

As for dislikes dirty laundry tops my list
but yo! you can't smell my socks if we on the Rift
so if you on Karma or you on Trist
Jungle, Top, Mid or Bot it does not exist
I hate this dirty laundry...

Good lord it's tragic another huge basket
Dirty-ass clothes and i just can't hack it
already sprayed down with cologne to mask it
"Man wash your clothes" my friends is askin'
but man i just did it I was up all night
sorted out the lights from the darks and the brights
un-balled the socks turn'em inside right
sprayed the pre-wash get them stains outta sight
now the food fight was fun, but this stain is a pain
ain't tryin' ta complain but it's strainin' my brain
and it's drainin' the bank 'cause aside from the stank
the red shirt ran now the whites look pink
and I should've used cold 'casue the hot made it shrink
now them whities is a little to tighty for my dink
waistband elastic print on my skin
chafin' don't be askin' why you never see me grin.

I hate dirty laundry.
Like a Nocturne ulti it always haunts me
If people weren't so rude always staring
This dirty-clothes-dude would keep right on wearing
Dirty Shirts. Dirty Undies.
Dirty jeans I hate dirty laundry.

People be askin' why I'm actin' hostile.
man I ain't hostile, your nose is hostile
it ain't my clothes man close ya nostrils
well maybe it's my clothes but it's just impossible
to stay on top so I'm feeling hostile
lost in a mountain of dirty cloth yo!
dirty trowsers, dirty socks bros
dirty shirts with ring around the coller
dirty slacks they make me wanna holler
dirty dirty don't ask why I bother
'cause i probably won't if I think too much
an' y'all be holdin' up ya nose 'cause I stink too much
no I like a white Tee but this pink hue sucks
why can i only ever find the left sock?
now maybe there's a cat with a stack of rights
but I hope I don't find him 'cause we'll have ta fight!

I hate dirty laundry.
Like a Nocturne ulti it always haunts me
If people weren't assholes always staring
These dirty-ass clothes I'd keep right on wearing
Dirty Shirts. Dirty Undies.
Dirty jeans I hate dirty laundry.


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