Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack.
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EPISODE 297: From Supper Until Midnight It Is Masturbation City

Bonus Episodes

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Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Big laughs from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, gaining a grandfather from a lake miracle, losing your car to a lake tragedy, and the RIPing Report.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Burying All Kinds Of Secrets In The Iowa Cornfields

We're still on a little break! Here's another bonus episode from this year that we particularly enjoyed. We'll be back next week. Stay frosty out there.
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A product recall over a forbidden URL, a fun day out in Salmon for teens and tweens alike, a secret lumpy deer in Maine, and a 5-star shoe that looks like a fam.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree

We're back! This week: An insufficiently remarked upon driveway theft, and our annual look at the raw carnage of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands.
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EPISODE 328: The Haarlem Globetrotters

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The trends to keep an eye out for in 2024, the perfect soup day out in Pennsylvania, an out-of-the-box Home Depot heist, and the marriedpreneur lifestyle.
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EPISODE 329: A Real Piss Big Time

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The stupid questions of r/nostupidquestions, a Dutch dine and dasher, the reveries of a rat, TikTok eye surgery trends, and another dip into the world of horseshoe pitcher names.
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EPISODE 330: Emphasis On The Hoob

Theo and Ben are joined by video game designer and hunk Josh Sawyer to talk about: An unpopular monkey facility in Georgia, an at-large Binturong in Devon, the possibilities of AI romance, some rejected plates in BC, and Blotter Watch.
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EPISODE 331: Two And A Bit Monkeys Per Man (with Josh Sawyer)

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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Toilets as social commentary in Ohio, Turds of unknown origin descending from the New York skies, and Headline News.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: This Toilet Says Mayor On It

Theo, Lucy and Andrew are joined by Polygon's Patrick Gill to discuss epic gamer relationship problems, the erotic nature of the Dutch trash can, the unquenchable cola thirst of the British donkey and more!
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EPISODE 332: Cucked on CoD (with Patrick Gill)

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The South's competing Cooter Festivals, a uniquely American government scam, speeding as a fact of life, and Headline News.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Boople Me Some CooterCash

Writer and comedian James Colley joins us to talk about: An unintentional Swedish dog turd cannon, illegally disarming your teen, having meat middleman in your AI romance, and a stinky, stinky hole.
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EPISODE 333: French Tuck Dick Print Landslide (with James Colley)

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Polish detail to a story we're not covering on the show, two types of awful American cop, and the introduction of Stuff We Should Chat About.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: 8 Polish Years Of Polish Medical School

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rollercoaster with no problems whatsoever, the hardest choice a Spliftie will have to make, and the soulful yearning of those who can recall their past lives. 
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EPISODE 334: Shot Like A Dog In The Back Of A Tim Hortons

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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Dutch victim of a boar hunt gone wrong, a Mothman with a hobby, the playful teasing of a great ape, the rigorous requirements of a fishing competition, a $340 million disappointment, and an update on the Shipping Report.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Mr Cheeks Goes To Washington

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Americans driving their truth, giving a horse a friend, navigating the world as an introvert, one fateful lizard bite, introducing Mr Nangs, and Headline News.
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EPISODE 335: Gammer Throw Your Gila Monster

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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The harrowing experience of visiting one or possibly more trampoline parks in England, one cool loophole for getting a gun in Iowa, and an update on friend of the show Jeremy Renner.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Thank God For Uncle Magic

Comedian Grace Jarvis joins Lucy, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: Performing too well at your job as a professional wedding crasher, and the fine line between being pleasurably cucked and having your life fall apart.
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EPISODE 336: The Saddest Hardest Boner (with Grace Jarvis)

I think Einstein is flirting with you dude! 
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BONUS PREVIEW: 20 Grams Of Horace Primo (with Tom Walker)

Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection.
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EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with Libby Watson)

We've all made mistakes, and learning to forgive them is just part of this beautiful human journey.
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BONUS PREVIEW: Carbonara Dunkirk

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking down handfuls of nutmeg.
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EPISODE 338: La Petite Orgasm

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BONUS PREVIEW: A Beautiful Whirlwind $10.30 Permanent Alaskan Romance

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A high-level operator trying to get home to his family, a bold Dutch vision for man-rat coexistence, Headline News, and a surprisingly full Clipping Report.
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Outro: Rats - METZ
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EPISODE 339: Ratatouille Life-Debt

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rare horse lost, two swords found, general advice for the coming eclipse, a Kia SUV that just wants to move, and the crimes of a real estate agent.
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EPISODE 340: A Suffolk Punch Named Besthorpe Peace

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house.
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EPISODE 341: Wriggling Around Inside Idaho’s Belly

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle.
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Outro: Protection - Massive Attack
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EPISODE 342: Ooh! My Egg!

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Hitting the wrongest button a car has, monitoring activity in the deep, trading cryptic gifts with Bigfoot, stealing an ATM for peanuts, and stealing a new friend from Leipzig Zoo.
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EPISODE 343: Nobody Wants A Blair Witch Sandwich

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EPISODE 344: Bottom Of The Ninth Crab Bake For Everyone

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies.
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EPISODE 345: Drift Stance JDM Toilet (No Bidet)

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