Fuck It, I'm Walkin On The Y-Axis (Prod.  LethalNeedle)

Testicular Cancer (Prod. Kubsy Beats)

Lady Killers

Lyrics:
Minecraft realms ya I play with my friends
Servers like hypixel and mineplex 
Got 2 diamond swords consider me dangerous
Dont mess with me or I'll spawn silver fish

Mining these oars for diamonds you see
Got arrested, for public peeing
Swear I'm not an egirl but cops disagree
E Girls are ew except belle delphine 

Fucked up yo gma cuz she not a minecrafter
Turtle fucker bitch but I still am a Baptist 
Send nudey pics to your father and he liked it
It was pretty gay but at least it's not your mom bit

Crafted a gaydar and it beeped on you
Popin potions cuz it makes me feel good
Play some minecraft all the way through 
If you play fortnight, who the fuck is you?

Minecraft speed
Driving in my minecart
Minecraft steve
Mining all the diamond ore
Look at me
Hook you on this song with my minecraft lead
Minecraft speed

Minecraft speed
Bitch i got a tub of lean
Got my homies on my dick
Sucking on my peen

I just drank an invis,
What about you?
I got so much diamond ore
I don't know what to do

Made a diamond pick
Getting all this obby
Boutta make a portal
Then get a couple ender pearls

Supernatural being
Coming at me while im peeing
Slaying all these enderman
Like i slay thots

Playin on that mc server
Barely bigger than your tits
You a bitch 
Boutta receive that frickin
Ban hammer
With no manners 

Minecraft speed
Driving in my minecart
Minecraft steve
Mining all the diamond ore
Look at me
Hook you on this song with my minecraft lead
Minecraft speed

B to r to the r to the a
Brrraaa mother fucker
Minecraft all day
I rule the ender 
I rule the nether
I rule the over world 
Call me japedo 
Slaying all the mobs
I'm a pp god
Not in a gay way but like, I have a big dick
I am a minecraft god

Minecraft speed
Driving in my minecart
Minecraft steve
Mining all the diamond ore
Look at me
Hook you on this song with my minecraft lead
Minecraft speed
Driving in my minecart
Minecraft steve
Mining all the diamond ore
Look at me
Hook you on this song with my minecraft lead
Minecraft speed

Minecraft Speed

Lyrics:
Got these coupons gettin shit for free
Grocery store bitch Im getting my groceries
Drinking my drink, raspberry squeeze
Take a shit on the table now my ass is breezy

Getting this bread like my dad getting cigarettes
Making a song, other rappers getting the sweats
Have my followers like lil cactus cadets
Your in the gay ilse at the store

Go to the store to buy rigatoni
Eat some raw pasta for dinner yummy
Kraft cheese layered on a bitch
Go to the store and forgot the kids 

On your b word like a curse word
F word our mom like a bitch word
Word word word word a word word
Everybody got a juul word
Make her wet like a pool word

I'll fuck yo grandma like she a croissant 
Safeway, kingsoopers, that shit is the bomb
I went to prison and now I say “blood” (josh rose)
Grocery store is my favorite song

Break, milk, cheese, lettuce, pasta and tomatoes
50% off baby fucking carrots
Yo mom lookin like a snacc
If you cut in line go to the back

Grocery Store 
Ingredients 
X8

Sick while im at the store
God do i love me some vore
It never seems to bore
You such a whore
I cannot do this anymore

Lil snow coming in with the porn
Oh Fuck thats my horn
I don't know what anymore
Please send me to the grocery store

I just went to the store
And i got some lettuce
Bet you can't even best this
We on the top list
Fuck a bitch topless
Rostless
We on the boss list

Went to a party last weekend
Thought i pick up me some vegan (tofo)
This is the grocery store legion
Fuck up a bitch named Meegan (tofo)

Grocery store ingredients
Getting me all of these wheat thins
Shopping cart on the weekend
Im at the grocery store and im peaking
On little girls through the weekend

Grocery Store 
Ingredients
X4

Grab my cart or a basket 
Shoveling food in like a heckin casket 
Everybody know imma trash shit 
Not everyone know I'm a Baptist 
That's it

Stocking the shelves 
Grab the mop and start cleaning the well
Not just a hell
But a grocery store is my favorite place besides my cell

Now that's just well
No more than 15 items if your in self checkout 
Just maybe now
There is good customer service in this town

Grocery store
I'm ringing the bell not blowing the horn 
What I have in store 
Is some food, come by the grocery store 

Got me some sans vore
Got me some mans vore
Don't even know more
Leave me alone whore

I don't even like you that much
Would rather be at the store
Picking out more
From the grocery store

I tossed your mom's salad
Then made my own
All the ingredients
From the grocery store
God i want more
Your moms a whore
I like her lore
She is my cure
And i need it more
Cock

Pick out the rice
Gonna make a stir fry
Forgot to take out the chicken
Mom is out the front door
Gonna get my ass whooped
Oh well

Grocery Store

Diamond Hoe

Lyrics:
Iiii been beating on my dick
To underage kids
I know god forbids
But im stuck in the crib

But woah,
I keep flowing
Cactus keep it growing
Bitches be blowing
All on my dick
Like a pickle stick
Blow out my dick like a candlestick

I nut on a bitch
corona nuts on me

Im beatin on my dick
Covid got me heated
Covid got me treated
Covid got me spittin
Covid got this whole world quitin

I be in my room
Listenin to border cklan
Sittin in bed
Dick in my right hand
Bite into a lovely grand

rollin
Rollin
Rollin
Right into a mcflowin
While im blowing
In your dads tight lowin
He just moanin
And came all over my toes
What a shame
Whame
Claim
Same
Game
Im building up my fame
Like totem full of flame
Im blowing up this game
Ill put these rappers to shame

FUCK i just tore my scrotum
Plug my self into her ass like i am a new modem
Write me a poem
Act like you know some
I do not slow cum
Im fast
Like a jeroboam
Fuck em up like a midazolam
Throw me up like a fuckin iron golem

Sholom
Oh cum
All over my bum
Become a drum
Smackin with your thumb
Like badum dum
Cum in your gum
And gum in your cum
Spice it up with pineapple rum
Just succumb 
To the chum

Got The covid 19
19 dicks in my house 
19 dicks in my mouth 
19 hands goin south 

Got my bands pourin out
The fit drip up and down 
Yo gram gram got my dick in her mouth 

Quarantine 
Ya im stuck at home 
Atleast I got my porn
And a 3rd hand to hold

My penis vibrates like a cantaloupe 
And if you c,rack it open You will Find dick Mold 
But its natural 

Napkin
Napping on ice 
Elevator Coachellerator 
Bitch im a Nutella hater
And i wear mask cuz its pi
3.14159

Yes I'm goat fishing 
Thanks for noticing 
Chicken wrap bitch stay in Quarantine 

Sandwich on my cock 
Sandwich on my balls 
Swiss cheese on my dick 
Fuckin this Sandwich raw

Poppin off like queen elizibeth
My belly jiggles like her queen elizi-tits
My foreskin got that queen elizi-stretch
Cuddle my boo while I'm queen elizi-rect

I got what kids call swag
I have clear ass bag
Where I keep my racks
Of spices and herbs 
My dick gets quiet like my main man ferb 

Collateral penis damage

What did you do in quarentine?
I built s house for the new team 10
A found a guy who would give me head
A chick that I took to bed

Do you ever have that feeling like your all alone 
Cuz lost your best friend fighting in the war
Now your all alone 
Nothing in your life is worth it tho
Thats how I feel rn cuz I stubbed my toe

What the fuck gravy 
Im wavy 
Pasta sauce I hate when sex is a maybe 

Lasagna roll
In her boirth control 
Fuck Florida and fuck Baltimore 
Fuck bitcges that play monopole 
E
Delicious men of sea

Im rappin on rice
My balls are on ice
Ice to meat you 
This must be ice 

Ice see you tryna be me
But ice won't stand here and let that be
Ice wish you would never come 
Up to me and and ice me to fight

Cuz I'll fuck you up
And it will feel ice
Why dick in your mouth and your paralyzed

And my arm around your girl 
And my hand in her thigh 

Bitch we quarentine 
Why you ignoring me
I knkw your not busy 
pick up your phone and start text me 
Yeah we quarentine 
And border cklans back
On that attack 
With this raccoon tennis mac

And also cheeese 

Quarantine 

Listen to our other songs
Butch please im begging

Quarantine

Lyrics:
Penis
Pinch it like a mf weenus
For girls that only want my lack of genius 
Call me a simp
Cuz im limp
In the shrimp
Im a pimp
Beat a bitch

Drop 10 thousand
On that bitch
While im plowin
Cuz im now in
Cactus is brown in
Cactus is clownin
Cactus in beantown

Fuck simps
Paying for your only fans
Your parents must not be your only fans

Actin like the afghans
Drop a bomb
Call that shit a gay man
Simps all like caveman
Ooga ooga
Hit em with a spray can
Yall like tarzan
Listen to simp anthem on my walkman
Then i pull a tristan and i blow up all the white man
While i pop a couple zofran
Thats my new battle plan

Big fan
Sign up on your only fan
35$ pssh nothing worthwhile

Fuckin bitchs
In the back of a cadillac
Scrape off my plaque 
Then i start to rip rap

Mught tear you a new one 
If you simp
Gimme a heart attack
Fuckin your grandson 
Like a god damn spray gun

Simps aint shit
I flip em like a blitt
Granny suck my dick
While im fuckin on your bit
Call me daddy
Cuz im 50 fucking 7
Bitchhhh

Im a simp and you know it
A lyrical poet 
Get my pp as bonus 
My simpness is quite outspoken 

Its simple 
Im simply simpin on all these girls and all the women 
Simpin on all ages even the childest of children

1-2-3-4-5 thats the highest I can count 
At the very end I nut in her mouth 
But only if she likes almonds
Cuz my cum taste like a fuck ton of almonds 
I haven't tried it
But I assume my seamen tastes like almonds 

Oh yes im a simp
I let pornstars know just how good they did 
And I tweet it
Maybe comment on the video if im feelin needy

Penus cock erect 
Pluto's not a planet 
It is like my dick its dwarf 
And their both hispanic

Cum in a cup 
Just to see if it tastes like almonds
It doesn't taste almonds 
It tastes more like spicy chicken Ramen 

So your welcome for that 
For the tasty nut sack 
That shit will be on your back
I be on the cum attack 

Yeah, yeah

12 fuckin years and you dont give up the coochie 
Thats why i hate my babysitter 
She's just actin sushi

Gram gram lookin sexy
Ya she old
But a simp is a simp
No women is too young or too old 

Im lookin up at the stars 
and I see orions belt 
Fuck that goose aass mother fucker 
He can go to hell

Cuz he a bitch
Fuck that passion guy too
He turned into a dolphine
And fucked my girlfriend when we were at the pool

This the
Mother fuckin simp anthem 
Not very handsome 
So we gotta get chicks with all of our love and attention 
Did i mention that we are simps 
The simplisticly simpest we can get 
Dont throw a fit cuz we love chicks that we can't get

Im balling
Falling on these bitches
Like a combliflallin
Im Nallin
Im Mallin
These simps just fucking fallin
Like a god damn cereal fallon
Call em jimmy
Cuz theyre makin me go feral
Boutta go fatal
Smoke all the bacterial material
While the epaterial
Crowns the imperial
Like new plant material
Recriserial
Vizierial

This the
Mother fuckin simp anthem 
Not very handsome 
So we gotta get chicks with all of our love and attention 
Did i mention that we are simps 
The simplistiy simpest we can get 
Dont throw a fit cuz we love chicks that we can't get

Simp Anthem

Lyrics:
Chick-fil-a
Imma chick-a fill you up with cum
No political agenda 
But obama is number one 

Rollin up my sleeves
And abouta crack my knuckles 
Cuz I'm writing down these lyrics 
Like I have sex with your cousin 

Laws, ppfffft, I bone
Driving 102 in a school zone
Hittin little kids like I'm playin golf with the bros
Get a female naked but I dont get her to moan 

Do a crime and I do a marijuana 
Doin coke-a-cocain off a pair of female tatas 

Roll up to the drive thru
Get a 12 piece of nuggies 
Get some bbq, chick-fil-a sauce
And then I start a-munching

And I oop, SK 
Hydro flask lookin ass
Going fast 
Coming back from lunch with w chick-fil-a bag

Chick-fil-a 
Flip up on yo bitch like every day
It's just my daily routine and I'm used to not even getting paid 

Eat more fuckin chicken 
Leave them cows alone 
If you disagree 
I'll eat you out like a fuckin calzone

Chick-fil-a 
Bitch your gay
Nothin wrong with that but it sure rhymes with chick-fil-a 
Bitch I get paid 

Layin in bed lookin up at the stars 
Thinkin about how life would be different if I wasn't brown 

Chick-fil-a 
Gettin paid 
This pussy gets slayed 
Yum yum sauce… homemade 
Public hair, French braid
Just sayin..
Prayin
On my big ass wang
My dick speaks a foreign language 
I aint fuck wit no penguins 
Biiiiiiatch

Beat off my dick to cambles noodle soup
Lick off the cum and then eat the noodle soup
A real troupe cuz i want some chick fil a
I made rick sick,
From swallowin my dick

Fuckin penis
All up in your grandma
I just suck the dust out her nasty old vagina
Like oh grandma

Chick fil a
Im dippin in that sauce
Like oh my gosh
Thats some fucking good chicken

Bicken,
Im spittin on this beat 
Like a mcchicken
The sauce is strating to thicken
While im pippin on these mission 
For some chick fil a chicken
Stricken with the chicken
While dicken down these finches
Like a pile of given pigeons
In addition im going to court 
For fucking that mcchicken
Break them bitches
If they dont follow my religion
I fucking hate Britain 
They took away my chicken
Like my 12 adopted children
Better give me my recognition 

Slurp up the chicken
Cuz they got no beef
Unlike me whenever i hit these streets
Please delete my racist tweets

I swear that those werent me
Or were they just not meant to be seen
Probably but honestly it wont stop me
From fucking up this beat like its a border cklan boflandry
Call me landry, 
Cuz im finally understanding
How to finally plant trees

Oh fuck it keeps going
Border cklan keep growing
Keep it flowing
While it snowin 
In our home state it be borin

Chick fil a keep it coming
Chick fil a help me fuckin
Chick fil a chicken guckin
Give the manager a good dick suckin
While im biting on my mcnuggins

Chick-Fil-O

Lyrics:
Playin 8 ball pool 
With my 8 ball bitches
Except I have an android
Cuz i dont like men

I'm a rich mother fucker
Got a Court in the back
Racoons playin tennis
Put me down for next match

I like em old with the pussy like dry wall
Poop, but don't forget that I am an icon 

Make bread when life gives you lemons 
Never heard anything like racoon tennis 

Glue, on my hands
Cum blew on the bands
Moms shoe hit my ass
I knew this shit wack

Pick me some cotton
Ok, I will 
Racism got me up in the feels 

They call me millimeter peter 
Cuz my cocks link an ant
And my balls are pretty tan 
And my pubes and immense 
And my pp is erect 
Make sure I pull or out comes a kid

Racoon tennis
Back and fourth 
Game point 1 
Bitch on the court 

Digging through trash 
And I'm dicking you down 
I'm beating you in tennis 
The racoon style 

Mile 
Pedophile 
I just might be
I'm like the guy who invenred lightning 

Cuz i also fly kites up high
Like when I'm on percent 30 and I'm out like oh my

Paulie don't want some cracker 
Paulie want to fuck yo bitch
Paulie wanna make some kids
Paulie want some cash to spend 
Paulie want some rules to bend 

Racoon tennis
Back and fourth 
Game point 1 
Bitch on the court 

Digging through trash 
And I'm dicking you down 
I'm beating you in tennis 
The racoon style 

Playin Tennis
Bitches be sucking my dick
Yuh I am a menace (to society)
Raccoons outside just playin some tennis

Spread open them cheeks
i make em obleck
Raccoons on my deck
fuckin me up like the titanic ship wreck

I be fucking grandma
In the back of a subaru
I be slippin in raw
Got a new curfew

I gotta shrimp dick
They call me pimp stick
Boflandry mcflick dick
I pull out blick
And fuck up your thick brick
Im selling underage chicks
To men built like toothpicks
Im puttin on lipstick
To suck on your bitches dick
Got a maverick
Call me logan paulrick
 
Shnit 
Pick up the Frick 
Frontin on blick 
Thats kind of my shtick
Fidgety knittery blick stick pit
Polly wolly wolly big ick
Macaroni and dick 
Blickity skit 
Pass the salt and pepper cuz im cookin up squid
Lickity split 
Pick up the van and knap up some kids
Momma says Frick 

Big
Balls in my face like
Nig
I suck on that dick like
Rig
Attoni
Twig
Is how i describe my dick
Config
How to get rid of my bottom ribs
Such stupid thingamajigs
Beat up her pussy like erect guinea pigs
Eat it up like some short ribs

Iiiiiiiigggsss
Drake type beat 
Might fig wig like Uber eats 
Yeah
Big stig big fig
Up goes the jig out goes the pig
Figgery Pitter bitterly tittily 
Who da samalama fo masta-amystery
Piggy de igitty iggityy iggityy iggity 

Racoon tennis
Back and fourth 
Game point 1 
Bitch on the court 

Digging through trash 
And I'm dicking you down 
I'm beating you in tennis 
The racoon style 
X2

Racoon Tennis

Shrimp Dick (Remastered)

Doggie Done Died

Step Sister

Balls

Horny Leprechaun

Stonks

Thighs

3 Some

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