Might be a little quiet (?)

Beats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpM3cNDgGEQ

Lyrics:


Yeah!!

Mamoswine! 10,012: B.C.

Aight who'm I up against big D?

...a fuckin lawnmower? Is this some kind of joke?

Whatever man. Let's do this


King of the Ice Age, now I'm back from the grave
Just to whoop your ass cause nigga you be taking my place

I'm a fucking wooly mammoth my tusks are made of ice
You're some weak-ass ghost who's gotta possess shit to fight

Ice on Grass bitch I hit you super effective
So before you come at me get some fucking perspective

Trainers pick me cause I rip shit up
they only choose you when they want a fuckin haircut

Yeaaahhh that's right it's time to sit down fool
Cause you just an appliance, you're a fucking tool

I can tell from your face you're already feelin the heat
well I ain't even started so nigga take a seat

Your rhymes are like Leaf Storm: one weak-ass hit then you're done
I shoot off Ice Shards like a lyrical machine gun

My words so cold that they burn like fire
That's why imma use them to build your funeral pyre

My Earthquake calls tsunamis to wash you away like debris
I guess that's what they'll call this: burial at sea

Since 06 I stomp out erry nigga I fought
You're late to the party, you're just an afterthought

Sorry to Icicle Crash your little ego party dumbass
but as far as Rotom-A goes you're like second to last

Bested by a toaster oven, washer, and a fridge
What's your niche, making a mess of dog shit?

Time's running out, but I don't need no more
I already had enough to chill you to your core

If you take up this mic you'd best wear a coat
Cause this shit's so cold your raps will freeze in your throat

Ice

Mamo vs Mower

Now with 100% less too quiet!!!

Beats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpM3cNDgGEQ

Lyrics:


Yeah!!

Mamoswine! 10,012: B.C.

Aight who'm I up against big D?

...a fuckin lawnmower? Is this some kind of joke?

Whatever man. Let's do this


King of the Ice Age, now I'm back from the grave
Just to whoop your ass cause nigga you be taking my place

I'm a fucking wooly mammoth my tusks are made of ice
You're some weak-ass ghost who's gotta possess shit to fight

Ice on Grass bitch I hit you super effective
So before you come at me get some fucking perspective

Trainers pick me cause I rip shit up
they only choose you when they want a fuckin haircut

Yeaaahhh that's right it's time to sit down fool
Cause you just an appliance, you're a fucking tool

I can tell from your face you're already feelin the heat
well I ain't even started so nigga take a seat

Your rhymes are like Leaf Storm: one weak-ass hit then you're done
I shoot off Ice Shards like a lyrical machine gun

My words so cold that they burn like fire
That's why imma use them to build your funeral pyre

My Earthquake calls tsunamis to wash you away like debris
I guess that's what they'll call this: burial at sea

Since 06 I stomp out erry nigga I fought
You're late to the party, you're just an afterthought

Sorry to Icicle Crash your little ego party dumbass
but as far as Rotom-A goes you're like second to last

Bested by a toaster oven, washer, and a fridge
What's your niche, making a mess of dog shit?

Time's running out, but I don't need no more
I already had enough to chill you to your core

If you take up this mic you'd best wear a coat
Cause this shit's so cold your raps will freeze in your throat

Ice

Mamo vs Mower fixed

Beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwg6wVFRRnA - with some minor edits by myself

Lyrics:

I'm the god of time, I can just rewind that shit
And end yo stupid ass raps before they even begin
Cause nigga I control the past, present, the future
and imma stomp out your life like that shit is a blooper

I don't even have to pack my Pressure for this assault,
Cause all it takes to beat your ass is a pinch of table salt
You can't even touch me, I'm a Dragon, I'm a legend
Look at you, you're just a slug, I'm the King, you like a peasant

You think that shell you used to have was just for show?
I was there nigga, it was so I could serve you up as escargot
From my opponents I expect rhymes up to par with the Uber Tire
Instead I'm up against you, my prehistoric appetizer

I spit fire so fast, you'll need all three eyes to see me,
But wait, how you gonna keep up with your base 39 speed?
Cause I'm pushin 100, nigga, my shit be goin three digits
So this battle is gonna be over before you even begin it

All that's needed to take you down is a shot of HP Grass,
It'll take more than an Earthquake to knock me on my ass
Call yourself a tank? Yeah, maybe for holding rainwater
I'm the real fucking deal, tougher than a platoon of Panzers

You think you're so fly now you've got some ok usage?
All that shit proves is you're just a Storm Drain for sewerage
I've had my seat reserved in Ubers since the very start
You had to suck off Toed's Hydro Pump just to get your OU spot

Time God vs gAsstrodon

Beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_2zkuGjWc0

Lyrics:


OK

Dialga vs Octille-Whaat?

Shit man, this is hardly worth my time, and we all know I got plenty of that.

Aight let's cut this intro, get straight to it

Imma spit on this dish, hop back into my Ferrari
I asked for an opponent, not turkey baster on calamari

Drop the facade, you don't stand a chance against me
You literally suck from head to toe, I'm the ironclad beast

I beat you out in every stat, my boss typing has you bested
And not a move in your pool reads out super effective

So stop spewing that garbage, yeah, shut your mouth FLUDD
Hop back on Mario's back, and tail it out of this hood

You think your raps Octorock? A Deku shield ends your clamor
Try gettin through me, yeah bitch that's hardened steel armor

You've never fit in with us Ubers, you're the joke of the tier
Maybe that's why you so Moody, around us you live in fear

Still I don't call you Inconsistant, every rhyme you try fails
Although my Roars of Time freeze you, in your head you scream and wail

With each word I fly past you, drive my speedboat out the dock
But you still stuck behind me, Suction Cupped to that rock

Deep sea Pressure's got me squirming? Bitch i'm tougher than that
I can set up on Kyogre, so don't you give me that crap

I'll just shift the flow time, make this ocean Death Valley
You gonna sizzle in the sun, like it's a bacon strip rally

I saw the outcome of this battle cause that's my job nigga
Your predictions are nothing, worse than a roadside fortune teller

Imma end this here, I don't need two minutes to rap this
You've already lost Squidward, get back to clarinet practice.

Dialga vs Octillery

Beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrK5GJ1Sy7E

Lyrics:

Yeah Scrafty here on the mic my niggas

Reppin Quarter Finals, soon to be Semis though

Just gotta show this bitch who's boss first

I got my shock collar all ready, time for your obedience training

This is Route 4 nigga, I'd stick to that highway lane
stay off them desert backstreets, that's where us real g's hang
I'm wanted for murder, arson, assault, and robbery
this rap adds one more to that list, yeah it's animal cruelty

Drain Punch, first hit, knock ya down gaspin,
then I High Jump Kick, send ya home packin
So run off while you can, crawl back through that doggie door
tail between your legs, you've never been this scared before

When it comes to mons rappin I'm the real OG,
Got dat Lax production value, but mine is times three
You're new to this shit, but your ass so ancient
I'm talking Gen 1, nothing left to represent

Can't teach an old dog new tricks is what they say
guess it must be true cause your rappin so lame
Easy to kick your ass though, your bones are so brittle
Best eat some of that calcium-enriched senior Kibble

I been Bulkin Up for this battle, nigga you can't touch me
shruggin off your Flare Blitz like it's a Splash attack, puppy
I'm spittin fire back though, burns you like Lava Plume
But Flash Fire won't help, yeah that shit don't spell my doom

Legendary Pokemon? as if, don't make me laugh,
check out my nigga Dialga, true Uber, he'll show you wrath
And I'm the Hoodlum mon, yeah, I've kept my rep up, I swear
see my analysis page, bitch the proof is right there

So call your stats better, but soon you gonna see
when I'm Dragon Dancin, what you gonna do - Howl at me?
And you diggin those rocks? Quarter health off of you,
As for me I brush it off, like wipin blood off my shoes

You're no K-9, only Justified when you snoozin
Instead of stoppin my Dark crimes, you're getting beat down, losin
And the fuzz leave me alone, my connections get me by
she sure like our arrangement, yeah Officer Jenny says hi

You'll never catch that Morning Sun again, can't bee seen
Sandstorm blockin your view, you've got no recovery
So there's no shruggin off these hits to come, ya see
Cause I've killed it since the start, so I'm stronger, Moxie

You ain't Intimidatin me, you ain't tough, I don't care
I can pull it off though, yeah I can tell you real scared
So you better not be bringin your weak Close Combat,
Call me Atticus Finch, I'll put ya down with my gat

Only trainers using you are those stuck-up gentlemen,
the same ones that I mug so I can take their Benjamins
So say you're classy, packin status? Bitch you can't rep
Cause I got Shed Skin nigga, yeah your pals are gettin swept

Rhymes so bad even Lil Wayne wouldn't steal em
So next time you think you're rappin I'd throw in the towl then,
Tossed a ball to Castelia, chase or you might get hurt
run on home fluffy, get the fuck off my turf

Scrafty vs Chihuahua

Beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5adKZsqdcg

Lyrics:

Lemme ask you a question, because it's hard to believe
That you managed to get accepted at Smogon University
So I really must ask, how on Earth did you manage it,
Was it bribery, blackmail, or sucking Oak's dick?

Cause you just don't fit in with that dopey-ass face
Brain runnin 55, while I've got 120 base
MY IQ reads 5 grand, I'm countless steps ahead of you
Call me Eddie Morra nigga, cause I'm Limitless fool

Yeah, you should have learned your place way back in round two
Charbroiled as a Flaffy, von burned the wool off of you
So get lost, I don't need a balding sheep, please,
I don't care for yellow rams with no horns or golden fleece

I'm a Psychic nigga, yeah I've got dat Future Sight
But I don't need it to tell you the outcome of this fight
You're not even in NU 1337, a fucking disgrace, dishonorable
I'm playin top tier OU, yeah my power is incomparable

Waste of space, can't stay ahead in this race
Don't even wanna Synchronize with your rap's weak pace
You're late, I'm bringin hate, victory is my fate
the gene pool thanks you cause you'll never procreate

So let's set the record straight, then I'll proceed to make you dead,
I guess you got tails in the flip, but I'm the one gettin head,
Cause I'm pimpin out Sabrina and erry bitch in Saffron City
Never even been in Jasmine's gym man, hah, what a pity,

Cause really, I'll tie you to your lighthouse like Tiger Lilly,
My boy Politoad is gonna drown you like Irene drowned Philly
There's nothing you can do to dodge these bombs I've been droppin
Yeah, you may have the T-bolt but I'm the one who's Psyshockin

Might be colored like a bee, but you ain't got the sting
Black & yellow Black & yellow, yeah fuck that shit (zing)
But my words shake you to the core, yeah it's like an Earthquake
And I don't need a Super Effective to send you on your way

So give in now, you're already failing my class
And after this beatdown, there's no way you'll ever pass
You can't even pull of your typing, you so slow and bulky
transfer to remedial Electric, I've had enough of your sulking

Ayo Sal, see you in the finals, this nigga's in detention
but wait, he's too sick to come? yeah he needs some SecretPotion
One last thing, my defenses too weak? nigga that was just fo sho
Cause I opened with a Guard Swap, so this rap is an OHKO

Prof A-Dawg vs Amphy

Beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SeDY8Y3g8

Lyrics:

The name's Weedle nigga, and you'd better remember,
I'm lightin up like Charmander sets you ablaze with his Ember
When they walkin through the forest, all the trainers scared of me
But they see you, Caterpie? More like easy EXP

Lay back spammin attacks while you missin with Tackle,
The only thing to do against me is Run from the battle
Cause if my poison gets goin, it's off to the Pokemon Center
And if you ain't fast enough, KO'd before you can get there

You'll see the truth in my words as you take your last breath
Don't even bother at the Mart, there ain't no Antidote for death
Check any RBY type chart, my Poison bringin the pain
Hits you hard, Super Effective, yeah that's my game

The prime choice for a team, bring the full packaged deal
Secondary STAB, that's why I've got an extra spike on my tail
I'll make you wail, crack apart that wishbone on your head
And if you get the big side, you're gonna wish you were dead

You'll never catch me off guard, but nigga you always Snoring
It's no wonder everybody thinks that you so boring
Cause you're not scoring any points as a weak-ass Butterfree
In my future, I'm a Beedrill, tearing holes in your wing

I've got better Attack and Speed, I'm the star of the stage
that's why I'm the only one with an analysis page
Yeah, them ladies in a line cause they wantin my String
Won't even come near you, just look at what Misty think

I'm more common in Red, cause that's the fire I'm spittin
But nigga you always Blue, cause my onslaught unremitting
I'll show you why Bug Catcher Sammy chose me over you
Level 9, my toxins coursing through your veins, you screwed

I mean, for real nigga, you're garbage, trash
You're so bad that you were even caught by Ash
Oh yeah I forgot, even he gave up and dropped you
Cause even evolved, you couldn't hold a candle to fucking Pikachu

Weedle vs Caterpie

Beats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tts0xCxh8KE&feature=fvwrel

Lyrics - 

Imma Hone my Claws, snatch up this poll in my jaws,
And lemme tell you now, this flyin dino's got no flaws
Stealth Rocks, I set em like I set the pace, I'm the boss
Toss these niggas in the air, let em fall, and call it Sky Drop

Soaring high, in the sky, hope I don't raise the bar too high
Try to catch me and you'll nosedive, stand up against me and you'll die
Chosen by the Champs, not a Dragon but I still hang with Lance
Movin fast, don't need Hypnosis cause my flow will put you in a trance

I'm the OG Pterodactyl, Aerodactyl, call me Terrordactyl
Striking fear into my foes, and they never runnin back 'till
I KO the rest of their team, facing me's like swimming upstream
6-0 machine, the whole meta's under my regime

Don't try competing with these rhymes, I've got 6 rounds of experience
Nigga RU for serious? You must be delirious
Cause I'm an Aerial Ace, here's a Rock Slide to your face
Then finish with a Hyper Beam, like Team Rocket, blast ya into outer space

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