this and the creepy pasta slideshow :3!1!1!!

I used to love this back in high school, but now I’ve grown up and thought what the FUCK was wrong with me? I mean this shit is wrong on so many levels.

You gotta be textually active if you wanna be mine

Lyrics:

New message from B-O-T-D-F and Jeffree Star!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!
Sext! Sext! Sext! Me!

Lesson three is just a tease
Send those nudes, make me drool
Hit me up - make me cum
Wanna sext? I'll show you some!
Sticky drama all the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You've seen what my thumbs can do
Time to use my tongue on you

Show me what ya got on my LCD
Let's get down to it, so you can get down on me!
Cybering is so 1999!
You've got to be textually active
If you wanna be mine!

'Cause...

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna ah! Ah!
I wanna ah! Ah!

Love me or hate but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad.

I know you want some more!

Just woke up and Taylor Swift's pissin' in my mouth
Fucked so many boys, I'm havin' a drought
I'm on iChat with your father, facebookin with ya brother
2 fingers in my mouth - 2 fingers in your mother
Thong around my ankles and the webcam's on
This ain't bang bus but I love double dongs
My phones on vibrate, so don't stop callin'
Cuz I'll slit your fucking throat unless I'm done cummin'

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna ah! Ah!
I wanna ah! Ah!

Love me or hate but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad...

There I go!
Sexting all my motherfucking favorite hoes
Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up!
We can make you look like hobos
She's texting if she should swallow
Hellz ya! Go for more
Parents banging down the door...
Oh no!
Caught with my pants down
Now I gotta leave this town
I ain't never looking back!
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up
This is how we live it up!
I just don't give a fuck
And if I ever gave a fuck
I would be straight out of luck!

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep!
I wanna rock your body!
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard!
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna ah! Ah!
I wanna ah! Ah!

Love me or hate but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad...

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