1998 ToonGoon 2 hour competition with pre-determined samples. No longer than 30 orders. NO extra samples

I thought the samples sucked, hence the name Samp Succion

7 channels, mono

Originally posted on www.Botrax.com

http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/25/music-sampo-succion/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-SampoSuccion.flac
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-SampoSuccion.mp3

Music: Sampo Succion - (24-bit/192khz download)

Macho Man imitation by Botrax, publicity jingle for now defunct 2 Gars 1 fille radio show on http://www.RadioH2o.ca

Montage by Q3

2 Gars 1 fille show archive
http://www.radioh2o.ca/category/podcast/2g1f/

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com

http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/25/jingle-macho-man-for-2-gars-1-fille-botrax-q3/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Jingle-MachoManFor2Gars1Fille-BotraxQ3.mp3

Jingle: Macho Man (for 2 Gars 1 Fille) (Botrax & Q3)

Space Cruise
by Botrax

2 hour IRC compo with provided samples

Impulse Tracker
14 channels
1998

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com

http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/25/music-space-cruise/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-SpaceCruise.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-SpaceCruise.flac

Music: Space Cruise (24-bit/192khz download)

2010 “This summer” Promo jingle for now defunct 2 Gars 1 Fille radio show on http://www.RadioH2o.ca

Styled after movie trailers with the guy with a deep voice

Music: Red Alert 3 - #12 - Russian Retreat

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Jingle-ThisSummer2gars1fille-Botrax.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Jingle-ThisSummer2gars1fille-Botrax.flac

2 Gars 1 Fille show archive
http://www.radioh2o.ca/category/podcast/2g1f/

Jingle - This Summer (for 2 Gars 1 Fille)

The New Kids On The Block sucks... that is all.

Guitar sample from Alien Goodbye track on Wavelength album by Tangerine Dream

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com

http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/25/music-the-new-kids-on-the-block-sucks/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-TheNewKidsOnTheBlockSucks.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-TheNewKidsOnTheBlockSucks.flac

Music: The New Kids On The Block Sucks

Heure Grasse EDDNP.

Voix: Botrax
Montage: Mister M

Originiallement posté sur http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/26/sweeper-heure-grasse-eddnp/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Sweeper-HeureGrasseEDDNP-Botrax.mp3

Sweeper: Heure Grasse EDDNP

Wail, 1999
Impulse Tracker, 9 channels
All Samples by Botrax, ripped  from Depeche Mode, Tangerine Dream, Playstation Tomb Raider 2

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/25/music-wail/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-Wail.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-Wail.flac

Music: Wail (24-bit/192khz download)

Retaking Moonlight (v5)
2001,  Impulse Tracker
20 channels
Version 1 in 1998

Converted a Moonlight Sonata MIDI file to acquire notes and sequence. Added other instruments added to the piano, at an attempt to match a version I would like to hear.

Samples:
Gravis Ultrasound MIDI Strings
Gravis Ultrasound MIDI choir
Botrax, from Akira Soundtrack
Piano from Hussam Eassa

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/26/music-retaking-moonlight-v5/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-RetakingMoonlightV5.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-RetakingMoonlightV5.flac

BANDCAMP
http://botrax.bandcamp.com/track/retaking-moonlight-v5-24-bit-192khz

Music: Retaking Moonlight (v5) (24-bit/192khz download)

L’espoir

On se fait attaquer de tous les côté sans arrêt, jour après jour année après année. L’affront est massif

Le gaspillage incroyable d’énergie et de ressources.
Notre alimentation est empoisonée,
des injections de chimiques nocifs,
des expériences toxiques dans le ciel
la pollution interminable de notre environnement,
un système économique qui se fait planter par exprès pour nous étouffer,
les attaques contre l’internet  notre médium de liberté
les services secrets et les élites qui tentent de nous désinformer et nous diviser pour nous conquérir
les médias propagandistes complices des actes criminels des servants publics qui tuent le public.

On veut nous tuer. Tout est en place pour nous exterminer.
C’est quoi qu’on fait?
qu’est-ce qu’on peut faire?
C’est quoi qui nous reste à faire?

C’est souvent facile de voir juste du noir. C’est facile s’imaginer des misères pour ensuite les croire et se les faire vivre.

Regarde le BON côté des choses, C’est souvent facile AUSSI de voir la lumière,
c’est autant facile de s’imaginer des joies pour se les faire vivre tout autant.

Y’en a des belles journées quand on veut.

Quand tu penses que personne ne t’aime et que même toi-même tu ne t’aimes plus, maintenant tu sais qu’il y a au moins UN autre sur st’asti de planète qui t’aime… MOI.  MOI je t’aime, pour que ta vie ne puisse jamais être une vie qui a MOINS que de l’amour dedans. À partir de MAINTENANT tu auras TOUJOURS de l’amour pour te garder en vie.

Avec une source d’amour qui t’illumine maintenant et qui te garde en VIE, tu ne peux plus te cacher dans les ténèbres. tu n’as PAS d’excuses, parce que L’AMOUR est toujours avec toi.

Si tu crois que l’univers détermine ta destinée en avance, ben en ce moment c’est l’Univers qui te dis à travers MOI de CHANGER ta destinée selon sa volonté.
C’est à TOI de prendre charge de ta destinée et de changer pour le mieux, le monde autour de toi.

Tant que TOI tu es là, tant que TOI tu respires et que t’es capable de faire un minimum de quoi que ce soit, c’est TOi l’espoir.
même que tu n’aides qu’UN SEUL autre qui a besoin d’aide, tu concrétise l’espoir pour le monde, même si ce n’est qu’UNE SEULE vie que tu changes.
Le meilleur futur c’est TOI, c’est TOI l’intervention divine qui evolue le monde positivement.

Vis ta vie autant que tu peux, vis ta vie sur le bord des larmes de joie, une joie D’AMOUR de la vie à partager avec TOUT LE MONDE.

C’est au tour du guerrier de lumière de VARGER dans le TAS, de PRENDRE sa place et se faire valoir. L’espoir c’est TOIIIII!

 

 

Musique: Divine Intervention, Universe At War, Frank Klepacki
http://www.frankklepacki.com/portfolio/game-UAW.html
DOWNLOAD: Universe at war OST http://www.frankklepacki.com/dl/UAW_OST.zip


Originallement posté sur http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/27/jingle-lespoir/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Jingle-Espoir-Botrax.mp3
http://www.botrax.com/archive/jingles/Jingle-Espoir-Botrax.flac

Jingle: Espoir

Deimos Wonder
12m42s,Impulse Tracker, 16 channels, 2001

Tracked from 1993 to 2001, 8 years in the making.
This is an original composition that does not repeat, is always changing over the whole 12 minutes.

Samples from Gravis Ultrasound MIDI Patch files
My own samples created from Fat Boys, Tangerine Dream & Robert Plant

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/27/music-deimos-wonder/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-DeimosWonder.flac
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-DeimosWonder.mp3

Music: Deimos Wonder (24-bit/192khz download)

Insecure
by Botrax
2001, Impulse Tracker, 16 channels
2m38s

Attempt at a scary or spooky movie score of sorts.

Samples from Gravis Ultrasound MIDI patch files
Samples by Botrax, ripped from Akira Soundtrack, Tangerine Dream, Mortal Kombat, Mech Warrior 2 soundtrack

Encoded in FLAC Stereo 24-bit 192khz

Originally posted on http://www.Botrax.com
http://www.botrax.com/2013/08/28/music-insecure/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-Insecure.flac
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-Insecure.mp3

Music: Insecure (24-bit/192khz download)

Jingle Promo:  La Coche #1

BotCast Promo #1 - Ce que ce n'est pas

Fake pedo promo for Comet Ping Pong Pizza, related to email leaks detaling a pedo-code to plan pedophile parties.

Comet Ping Pong Pizza Pedo Promo

Jingle: Le Show Du Gros  - Promo #1  Long (v1)

Jingle: Le Show du Gros - Promo Messie

Promo "Country" pour Le Show du Gros (5 avril 2017)
http://LeShowDuGros.com

http://www.botrax.com/jingle-le-show-du-gros-promo-country/

Jingle: Le Show du Gros - Promo Country

Big Dicks fake trailer. Intense Theatrical music version.

Trailer: Big Dicks - V8 - Intense Theatrical version

Big Dicks fake trailer. Dick Matrix music version.

Trailer: Big Dicks - V9 - Dick Matrix version

Big Dicks fake trailer. Matrix of Dicks music version.

Trailer: Big Dicks - v10 - Matrix of Dicks version

Big Dicks fake trailer. GoGo music version.

Explicit

Trailer: Big Dicks - v3 - Gogo version

Jingle for Adam's jihad against John Oliver

Sweeper: Oliver, I'm coming for you

Clip expliquant l'importance de des émissions de FBI Feu Bum Intello.

Tel que présenté dans l'émission du spécial 10 ans de RAS HD.

http://www.radioh2o.ca/ras-hd-10e-anniversaire-take-out-revue-de-presse-apporter/

Musique: "Dope" de Romeo Knight.
https://soundcloud.com/romeo-knight/dope-onward-ride

10 ans de RAS-HD, félicitations le Bum!

Message de félicitations à Mike Tremblay pour ses 150 émissions du Super Matozoïde.

 

Slu, c’est Botrax.

-Quand je t’ai vu arriver dans la scène du podcast chez Radioh2o0, je me disais… bon c’est quoi ça…on fait quoi avec ça….  un bizarre d’obsédé sexuel là, qui se pense viril avec ses SUPER Spermatozoides, pis qu’y est laid en plus, mais qu’yé beau.. comme…. euh.. comment… yé beau à l’intérieur? C’est quoi cette bébitte là?

Ensuite j’ai vu qu’avant du faire du podcast que tu rôdais autour de la radio. C’est là que j’ai compris que t’étais juste un AUTRE, parmi une floppée de rejects de la radio clueless qui ne savait pas où aller qui venait nous envahir.
On le SAIT que le marché de la radio va TELLEMENT bien, tout le monde est numéro UN dans les sondages, mais le marché disparaît. Je le SAVAIS que t’étais juste une cause perdue.

Malgré notre meilleur jugement, on t’a quand-même acceuilli dans notre monde du podcast.

Et là, maintenant, après 150 émissions, j’ai juste ça à dire:
T’as ben faite mon chum. On t’aime en osti! Bravo pour test 150 émissions!
On le sait c’est quoi le travail que tu mets dedans avec les entrevues, les chroniqueurs, les hauts et les bas dans nos motivations, les poursuites judiciaires, les maisons brulées… c’est fantastique.

Bravo Mike, et félicitations.

150 épisodes du Super Matozoïde

Promo pour l’organisation SSPT, Syndrôme de Stress Post Traumatique chez les camioneurs. (29 juin 2017) 1m40
https://ssptchezlescamionneurs.wordpress.com/

Syndrome du Stress Post Traumatique chez les camionneurs.

suivant un accident grave sur la route, le stress post-traumatique peut sévèrement affecter ton travail et ta famille.

Il ne faut pas penser être invincible¸Etre fort dans telle situation c’est d’aller voir les gens nécessaires pour prendre soin de toi, et surtout de ta famille qui peut AUSSI être affectée.

C’est ta santé et ton bien être qui est en jeu, pour que tu puisses pas juste continuer de travailler, mais de BIEN travailler.
Évite de nouvelles situations stressantes ou dangereuses, ou en être la cause. Ta famille en dépend.

Assure-toi de ne pas être la cause d’un autre gros accident à cause d’un stress post-traumatique non-traité. Sois vigilant et responsable.

Tu ne peux pas tout contrôler ce qui se passe sur la route, mais tu peux TE maîtriser dans ce qui se passe avec un peu de d’assistance par des experts.

Parle à des gens comme toi, qui savent ce que tu vis et ont une voie pour surmonter les épreuves traumatiques de la route.

Une organisation existe pour toi, le SSPT, Syndrome du Stress Post-Traumatique chez les camioneurs.

Même si tu n’es pas couvert par la CNESST, tu peux l’être à travers l’organisation SSPT.
Commission des normes, de l’équité, de la sécurité du travail

Papa, On te veut en santé.
Reviens à la maison sain et sauf.

Prends le premier pas vers la voie claire, contacte le SSPT pour te mettre sur la bonne route.

Kareen Lapointe : 418 440-4514
Patrick Forgues : 581 984-8499
sspt.camionneurs@gmail.com
https://ssptchezlescamionneurs.wordpress.com/

SSPT Promo (V2)

Promo Jingle for Fucking Tech internet services

PROMO - FuckingTech - Internet - v1

https://fuckingtech.com/fuckingtech-show-2-intro-to-fuckingtech/

Introduction to FuckingTech (14m47s) November 17th 2017

-Tour of what is FuckingTech.
-Experiment to see where we cannot be listed. Possible underground podcast.
-Design sucks, it’s old. Refresh sometime in the future
-Shout-out to SovrynTech  https://zog.email/
-Shout-out to IdiotToys and UK Resistance  http://www.idiottoys.com/
-Alphabet of Manliness  https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/080652720X/bpitu-20
-FAQ questions reviewed

Got listed on BaladoQuébec.ca as I was recording!

https://baladoquebec.ca/#!/podcast-fucking-tech

Fucking Tech

FuckingTech Show #2 - Intro to FuckingTech

https://fuckingtech.com/fuckingtech-show-3-goldentrees-crippled-slow-unencrypted-hotel-wireless/

GoldenTree’s crippled, slow & unencrypted hotel wireless (December 14th 2017) 35 minutes.

-Listed on BaladoQuebec while I was recording Show #2
-Rejected by iTunes Podcast Directory
-Internet service is real
-Shout to other web sites on main page.
-Where I come from when looking at tech. QA and powe ruser perspective with a touch of hacker.

GoldenTree’s crippled, slow & unencrypted hotel wireless
https://fuckingtech.com/goldentrees-crippled-slow-unencrypted-hotel-wireless/

 

Voter registration websites make some records vulnerable
https://www.engadget.com/2017/09/14/voter-registration-websites-vulnerability-study/

Hotels seem to have replaced ethernet internet with wireless, as it probably saves money on cabling costs, which is OK. The problems I have with this is that so far I have had slow, crippled, unencrypted and ask for passwords for no reason and they have all been provided by GoldenTree.

Login password?

Before you can do anything with your wireless connection you need to log in with a password that is the area code and your room number. This is stupid and useless. Residence Inn does not do this, it only asks you to agree to the terms of service, which does not bother with useless garbage.

Unencrypted? Are you fucking kidding me?

Wireless connections that have seen so far in hotels do not even use WEP or WPA encryption.I have seen this at Holiday Inn, Marriott Residence Inn  and Marriot Fairfield Inn.

Not only is Goldentree doing a bad implementation, but hotels don’t seen to give a shit about guests that are staying for business purposes. Some business users will have VPN access, but some corporate VPN access limits tremendously what is possible to do on that connection. The idea is that we HAVE to use the wireless connection without our personal VPN sometimes. When that happens and the connection is not encrypted, that pisses me off because anyone can sniff around and see what everybody in the hotel is doing on their wireless connection.

By the way, FuckingTech.com has been created entirely over a wireless GoldenTree connection in a hotel. This is scary because all operations have been done over unencrypted wireless for everyone to see, from the domain registration, unencrypted FTP transfers (because SSL FTP never works) and unencrypted back end administration of the article system. Anyone listening over the wireless connection could have hijacked FuckingTech.com before it was even started. This inaugural article could have been hijacked!

I don’t mind if anyone grabs the nude celeb pics that I download, but I start minding when I work and an encrypted connection for that type of work is not available.

Unencrypted hotel wireless is risky and it should stop.

Slow “High Speed” connections

Now on to the speed. Goldentree is horrendously slow on Friday and Saturday evenings. Yo dudes! We need more bandwidth over here!!!! I am talking to you, Marriott, Holiday Inn and GoldenTree! When this shit goes on every god damned week-end from November to March, YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM with your unencrypted, crippled and slow ass connection.

Slow “High speed” connections are terrible and it has to stop.

Crippling

GoldenTree also limits the POST sizes that are over 25k. Fantastic. That is just retarded when you are trying to upload files to any HTTP content system such as FuckingTech.com

GoldenTree, you provide slow, crippling and unencrypted wireless connections to hotel customers. You have some work to do.

What burns me is that it seems all hotels use GoldenTree over here in Oklahoma City, which limits your options to attain some sort of satisfaction from your wireless connection provided to you.

FuckingTech Show #3 - GoldenTree’s crippled, slow & unencrypted hotel wireless

https://botrax.com/jingle-illuminati-illuminati-v3/

Illuminati, Illuminati (version 3) July 5th 2018, (3m48s)

A warning from the begun.

DOWNLOAD – MP3
DOWNLOAD – FLAC
DOWNLOAD – AAC

 

Story of this jingle

This jingle was too long in the making, with 7 years between the unreleased original version in 2011 and the first official publication of version 3 in 2018.

TEXT – The original text was published online by Caporal Djon, as a simple article on TacticalFM.com. His prose takes a form resembling a type of poem. I think I related to the meaning and the sentiment behind it. When I originally saw the text, I figured that it could be an interesting jingle to produce and a good fit for our live and podcast shows that denounced disinformation. Version 1 had been played, on some episodes of either 2 gars 1 fille or H2oShow that were published on RadioH2o.ca in 2011 and perhaps 2012. It was played without permission as I had sent it to my podcast colleague only for evaluation. I did not want it played as I was not satisfied with that first version, as I wanted to rework the text and re-record the vocal track.

MUSIC – For some reason, finding the correct musical track for this jingle was very simple, it sort of just came to me quickly without searching much at all. It has perfect length, some good transition timings and appropriate ambiance for the message being conveyed. The title “Disturbance” is appropriate is it conveys a message that the society they attempt to manipulate and control is causing a disturbance to the Illuminati, disrupting their plans. This piece also has an old style to it that can represent and old established order from an ancient era, with a dark and heavy twisted ambiance to it. The message also conveys re-appropriating from the old order what belongs all humanity, taking back it’s esoteric knowledge and secrets, understanding and using the same occult power wielded by the Illuminati, now used for human betterment. The message combined with the music represents a comfort in understanding the old twisted shroud, seeing through it, wearing it as a symbol of reclaimed power, an invitation of dialog between unified common understandings while speaking a similar language.

There can be many interpretations of the who and what is the Illuminati. The intent is directed towards the dominators and ruiners of this world, whoever they may be, called the Illuminati in this instance.

If this jingle is interesting to you, please play it everywhere as you please and give credit as much as possible.

 

 

Credits

Original Text: Caporal Djon  http://tacticalfm.com
Adaptation: Botrax
Vocal Performance: Botrax
Music: Frank Klepacki’s, “Disturbance” from the album Universe At War: Earth Assault (Masari)

 

 

History

V1 – Original text composed in 2011 by Caporal Djon. Vocal performance of original text as-is in 2011. Played in certain episodes on RadioH2o.ca without official permission. Was not published anywhere as a standalone playback or download.

V2 – July 2018 – Text reworded for better English and adapted interpretation with totally re-recorded vocal track.

V3- July 2018 – Slight rewording and re-recording of 2 vocal parts. Music is 432hz adjusted. Published online for the first time, on Botrax.com

JINGLE: Illuminati - Illuminati - (V3) - A warning from the begun

https://botrax.com/jingle-intro-tout-ti-podcast-v2/

Audio d’introduction pour l’émission le Tout-ti Podcast. Scénario par Tout-ti.
https://baladoquebec.ca/#!/tout-ti-podcast-propulse-par-baladoquebecca

Version écourtée sans la fin de musique.

2 avril 2018.

JINGLE: Tout-Ti Podcast Intro(v3 short)

Jingle I created in 2011 for BDO Radio.

The gag is to show that BDO Radio is more powerful than the Grammy’s, because I listened to BDO Radio live instead of the Grammy’s

Bevis was a firefighter fighting the huge fires in Australia. After 3 days of not sleeping while fighting fires, he took time to sit down and listen to BDO Radio before going back out.

BDO Radio is powerful. http://www.bdoradio.com/

Red Alert 3 - 44 - Hell March 2 - From First to Last Remix

Jingle: Botrax & Bevis listen to BDO Radio (for BDO Radio)

Polka Sonata
By Botrax (Formerly Dragonite)

Made with Impulse Tracker
4 channels
1 sample from Gravis Ultrasound MIDI PATch files

This one is by mistake. I was converting a MIDI file of Moonlight Sonata to create Retaking Moonlight, and created a bad output with some wrong options and it sounded like an accordion piece. Unmodified with all the conversion errors. I just slapped an accordion sample in there and I was done.

More of a joke tune more than anything.

Originally posted on www.Botrax.com

FLAC 24-bit 192khz

www.botrax.com/2011/07/29/music-polka-sonata/
http://www.botrax.com/archive/music/Botrax-Polka_Sonata.flac

Music: Polka Sonata - (24-bit/192khz download)

eading of the article “The Palm Treo 680 is not made for Asians. Palm does not want this market”, and playback of Sovryn’s rant on shitty BluRay software. (January 3rd 2018)

-Fucking Tech is Google Play Approved – not as stingy as iTunes!

-The Palm Treo 680 is not made for Asians. Palm does not want this market. (March 23rd 2008)
https://fuckingtech.com/the-palm-treo-680-is-not-made-for-asians-palm-does-not-want-this-market/

-Sovryn Rant about shitty BlueRay software. From Sovryn Tech show #254 at 51 minute mark.
Sovryn Tech Ep. 0254: “Injustice League” https://soundcloud.com/sovryntech/svtep0254
https://zog.email/

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