(Mini Song Loop)

Heard of the "Gas Face"?

Well good for you, because this isn't it.

It's bigger than that!

House Face

(Mini Song Loop)

Yet another endless, non-variation of grandma's old fashioned gobblygook.

Mmmm, delish!

Mama Funk

(Mini Song Loop)

Some test loops I thought I'd upload because it was one of my precious grandmother's dying wishes...

To have her grandson upload a bunch of crap so that one day the interwebs, (her lovingly term for the internet obviously) would clog up like a public toilet at the local fair next to the elephant ear stand.

Man, I miss elephant ears, all slathered in butter, cinnamon and sugar!

Not literally of course. 


Mellow Fellow

(Mini Song Loop)

My homage to background 70s porn music if were to have happened in the 90s.

Neat.

Morning Breeze

Get yer peanuts n popcorn right here!

Get em while their hot, and what not and so forth and so on.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out, who was left?

Peanuts n Popcorn

A piss-take track made in 2005ish as a joke for someone who fricken adored that scene in the movie, "Super Troopers".

It's a dumb movie, but goooooood too.

The track is shit, but who cares?

Can I get a witness?

Super Duper Pooper Scooper!

Super Troopers - Right Meow

(Mini Song Loop)

Once again, I think I should specify here that this are all just ideas, never seen the light of day.

Why are they here?
Why are any of us here?
That is the real question.

Sunday Blues

A conversation I had with the Devil one night as I fell into a slumber.

I just happened to have my digital voice recorder on for some strange reason. 

What are the chances?

Conversation With The Devil

This is Gollum from Lord Of The Rings going on a date with someone he met on an online dating community, called "J Date".

Oh yes, this is real.

Gollum The Lover

Rough draft idea for the headphones, straight chillaxin'.

The Wind Beneath Me

I came, I saw, I left, grabbed a sammich, came back, saw it again, wasn't too sure, then I sat down, at that sammich, (vegan opossum ham, if you must know), stood up, came again, saw it for a third time and then couldn't remember why the hell I was there in the first place.  

The Bowminator