ayy man how did i get worse at making beats??

attempt

things arent looking goood on my side man.

/+downbad

double upload? sure, i got you!


also this was in the archives since waaay back lmao

not so hard./+

your favorite boys are back at it again. this one has been in the archives., i thought i lost the file but ma' brother BONI pulled through once again. lmao

go check his stuff out on sc : boni xiii.

+''havingourway. [w/BONI]

Is this the first of drop of the year? meh.

s/o belovedcensored <3


02.22.22 [w/belovedcensored]

yo yo, 
wassup? uh, sorry this is late. kedi loadshedding left and right nje. 

I actually don't have much to say, I prolly won't be dropping next week Thursday.  
I'm going to be at school again. 

anyway enjoy this, it was an attempt at uh...I actually dunno what I was tryna do here. I'm just dropping g Priddy much everything at this point. <3

bowobbwbobw.wav

Yeah after 25 years i finally got me 10k plays, thanks to everyone that has listened to my rubbish music, i swear i really do be trying my best. 

im not going to post consistently cause clearly i always fail. 

uh, ye, thanks i guess. <3

10k demo track

ahahahahahahhahaahahaha MeccaMind is my first !!!!!!!

oop :')
ohhh also ,  LTKP IS  COMINGG!!! uwu 

MeccaMinds ig handle: ayas_is_dead 


yeahhhh, basically sent him the beat and told him, "I know you like me , now write a verse for me." and he did. Bless to the broer. 
I'd love to release more content with actual meat but I'm my own enemy. I still go by 500 ig.? 

ohhhhhhhhhhhh before I forget , shit, someone buy me a laptop ...mine makes weird noises when I switch it on. :[
anyway 
stay safe. love and light!!! <3 mwah 

And so it goes w/ MeccaMind

ahhhhhh, yahh,  still single, I mean I'm not lookin? even if I was I'm short ahahahahahahah funny. 

hope you like this? Idc, I'm having waay too much with whatever this is...<3 

lesss goooooo. !!!!

hi hi hi im 20

yoooooo,  uhhh,  let's see, no much has happened, this is more of a "hey are you still good" type of upload. 

oiii the raw drums on ableton go hard mixed with that drum bus thingi? mental. when I say 'raw'i mean like the sounds that imitate a drumkit??? am I making sense? do I ever, that's the real question. 

on a lighter note ,  I'm writing a test in Tuesday, plot twist there are a lot of big words so most of the time I should be using to study I have to search what the baby version of that word is. pain, read books kids. lol now that I think about it, that wasn't ,"a lighter note"

ouu, I washed my one stars !!! yes, I'm tryna run them to the ground lmao. 

yeah, I think that's it? hope you enjoy the beat. when I made it my laptop switched of 3 times , eskom darg?! mxm. 

have a great one ya heard? <3 

What if Monkeys had wings.

yooooooo, it's been a minute yea? 
hope you are staying hydrated, hope you are praying/meditating ,ouu and don't forget to tell your loved ones you love them !! 

the year is almost over!! it's been a mad couple of years for everyone, I think we are due for a hard reset fr fr. 

I actually don't know what to type this time around, all I wantd to really say is, have fun enjoy yourself and stay safe. 

what does 2023 have in store for 500? ion know,  stick around I guess. 

meh, enjoy the rest of the year, and we will see each other next year!! 
love and light. <3

2022 Wrap.

HIIII, i hope you're good? ey, ik ik im so inconsistent. what if i said im scared of commiting? (yeah, lets go with that.) [i cant spell dfkm]

uh, a lot has happened since the last time i dropped, its been a minute since we got to sit down and talk like this hasnt it? did you miss me? 
solo kinda go crazy neh? we will talk about that likkle break that happens near the end. sorry i lost track of what i was trying to say. ive been trying my best saw this one video (i thinK) it was talking how you need to be kinder to yourself ...wait! it was from a podcast, thats right, it spoke about how you're doing  the best you can while you can, im going off the top of my memory,  pretty ass. anywho, my mom was talking to me so i had a brain fart but until the next time i drop a beat. 

stay safe, tell your loved ones you love them, make sure you get some vitamin D. 

[i also dont know who viktor is bro.]
byeee.

Viktor Is The Plug Fr.

Shitty assss mixxxx but it still moves idc,. 


DOUBLE UPLOAD WHO DISSSS>

damn i almost sent this shitty ass sounding beat to the katz at under pressure, dodged a bullet here. 
these sound muddy cause these were made when i was using one ear to produce (damn) 
thats right papa bear is clearing the archives. 

ENJOY STINK.

let Me Show You Something

yho, I had a huge ass paragraph typed out. 

[I'm obviously lying.]

yeah. to the kids that don't follow me on Instagram,  go check out my feed it's got actual content now? imagine and it looks so cute. as we know I can't keep the same energy or consistency. but there's something for everyone there.

hope you've been good, I've been trying to get on distrokid but I never have the money damn, I keep buying things and then I realise when I'm almost broke that, "wait! I was supposed to—" lmao but I'll get to it.

crazy ass solo. in the beat I was just going off pressing "ashwueifjfbrnrkecccchheej" (yeah qwerty keyboard broer) but I just use this one scale always cause I mean listen to how it makes you feel? 

oh, someone asked about my love life? uh, my crush said I'm annoying , I still haven't healed from that . let me get my money up. they will come running back (that's the delulu talking)  also some of my friends think I'm zesty ? damn. "nah your voice darg"  damn. 

uh, but essentially , yho I used a specific sample I just can't open the flp. meh, if it ever does become a thing I'll just take it down and play it for my dad when we drive around town .
when last did yall hear that 500 swing? 

yoh this is a long paragraph yho. shit. bye, love and light. 
I'm still alive darg <3

Meh (short Demo)

yo. I'm back again,  this is a oldie. pumped out of the archives. 

(hear that vinyl noise? loud ik. ) 

I've been living ig. can't complain. all my fire beats are collabs , did anyone notice that? damn. 
I hope you're keeping warm? this the type of shandis you listen to with a hot cup of coffee? why did I say coffee? ion know whatever. 

I was trying to get on spotify but that is going to have to wait. no rush on my side.(lowkey I just want people to be able to use my beats on their stories or even reels or whatever really.   

taken it upon myself to just do whatever I want to do atp. ou I might start uploading on tiktok lool. I really be making coffee music darg.(unrealistic but keh) 

this beat was made a couple of hours before that stage six smoke. so you can tell somethings never got the attention they need. 

(don't worry my beats all sound similar. the drums make it seem otherwise.) not gonna change though. sorrie. 

this was a lengthy catch-up(not really) hope you enjoy the rest of your year I might be done with music until further notice. 

love you loads. 500 

Stage 6 Crash Cook Up.

this is a track , it was supposed to be dropped as a beat tape. maybe the day I decide to got to spoti I'll dropp the full thing. 

that picture I took it when it was my first time riding the gautrain. if you know me, you know that existing is a lot for me so that whole experience was so nerve wrecking? is that how I say it? whatever.  tbh? it wasn't as hectic as I thought , I was expecting gaido type of smoke ( that yellow and grey train ) ende nex the complete oposite. anyway. yall are eating good. 

 okay, uh, my phone is gonna switch off , I'm gonna try charge it. I'm definitely going to sleep. (this is my life nou) yho.

loud ass saxophones shit.

ohh. 
band members 
drums : skrr (some church nickname I picked up ew) 
bass guitar : jerr bear 
1 keys: mjerrere 
2 keys : Sthe

these are just all alter egos. it's all just me to be fair. lol
okay now you cav all the broers that make up "500" 


2. serenade

yo!!!!!! im back in the city ! well, in the game at least im gonna be back. 

got a laptop, just to bambisa. so happy, shout my parents and me, we all chipped in baba!!! lmao

the one time i make a flip, i ruined a perfectly good song.
unfortunately i did lose all the beats i had (from the ones i wanted to put on spotify! so i am sad but a friend of mine says "always look at the bright side of things!" s/o Dibaks ik she doesnt listen to my beats :( weak. 

but yea, im so excited, im going to also take this time to learn other things outside music. cause my laptop has the brain power!!!! lmaoo

 i just wanted to share this with yall, nothing hectic
original song: ASMAH ft Roho by Yolophonik
trust the original is waaaay better.!

asmah flip.2

keeping in spirit of offloading the beats I have on my phone, we kick it off with this bad boy. 

not much has happened since the last time I dropped,  I will mention I am feeling a bit under the weather !  uh,  I'm thinking of dropping something with my shitty ass vocals but ey the noise know the vocals is kinda irritating . I just might actually. 

at some point I'm going to have to figure out what my music is for. ain't no way.  

in other news, I will be using my old laptop to make beats.  this page might not get fresh uploads( I say this cause I'm just uploadingnold beats here.) we will be pushing amapiano on soundcloud. lmao, eh.  being a struggling producer isn't fun .  Kodwa inkulu le ezayo ! 

anyway enjoy this likkle idea.


that's how bad my attention is 

stay safe<3

brace face.

random ass beat because there's no way I'm gonna let the vocal beat be my last upload. are you made? 

random ass cover art? cause it's on brand for me. 

b o o b s. 

uh, okay bye fr fr. 

what the deal

yo, to those that missed me here on soundcloud, i am still here my brothers and sisters and others.

here are some beats with actual vocals from me and the likes and yes, they are cringe but i thought i might as well, i still dont have an audio interface but hey no time to dwell on what i may or may  not have. i do apologise for not being as active, life got a bit eww for me, i maybe be back? if you miss my stuff i am on spotify and apple. under the alias "500." 

i hope you enjoy these, 6 of my friends liked some of these,the rest hated them, nothing new. 

i am going to drop another song sooon on spotify unfortunately!!

somewhere in these beats, i play guitar and bass and i sing oviiiiii and i have another one with a poopies verse, lmao and yess you are going to hear some white noise lmaoooooo

AND I AM NOT A SINGER LET ALONE RAPPER , IT WAS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. 

anyway, love you loads ma brothers and sisters and others

000 - Sa Nji - 98 (the bpm was not 98)

Impractical

all ik is, i have to fix the guirar stuff, when i get an interface that is. for now? i'll just post it here because well why not.

i might re-use the drum pocket though, its too noice.

id say enjoy but its some proper poop quality lmaooooooooo meh]

025 - Pull Me  - 91bpm(super Rough Demo )( I Have To Re - Record All Of This Lmaooooo)

036 - WALK - 74bpm [break]

yo, wassup? its been too long, im back here cause i kinda owe distrokid some money so...yeah.

inn anycase, a bit of an update, i've been making a bunch of beats. i've been talking to a bunch of artists , crazy how someof then knew about me before hand. crazy. we missed a couple of placements along the way. we had some set backs here and there but hey? we are still living and working towards our goals and visions and thats really the best part.

kancane nje: this beat was inspired by me racing the sun to get back home before the sunset. "i got to get home before the night fall" was the one thing i get say as i was rushing back home.

*******IMPORTANT***********

so. im dropping to let you guys know that LOOYUNDAH dropped her EP titled 'THE UNDOING' 
i sent her a couple of beats and she used all of them lmao (well..) 
it would mean the world to me if you went and checked it out. its on all DSP's so feel free to go and listen to it.

079 - Name And Location - 131bpm

i got nothing, might as well leave this hear.  trash mixin

084 - Stack It Up (pick Me Up Song)

uploading a bunch of ideas i have in the archives. they will sound poop some of them, some them will be poop but you know, so is life. anyway. here's something nyana to bambisa 

btw distrokid is deleting my music one by one, im either changing distributors or im gonna shaya a fast operation yabo? if you want to skyf something nyana nje feel free lmao. 

enjoy the rest of your week, ive got assignments to do. 
love and light.

500. [live.]

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