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“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

This is a podfic of "Just Keep Your Eyes On Me" by KalansPhantom and Pastor_of_Muppets. The original fic can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55403533

Just Keep Your Eyes On Me by KalansPhantom and Pastor_of_Muppets - Chapter 1

YellowMustard's Rinse and Repeat ch 8 pt 2

Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/56162914

sd ryan on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57586366

[podfic] Rinse And Repeat Ch 8 Pt 2

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59180623  Ed is having a day. Not even the sunny weather is helping. That is, until sunshine himself bursts into the café Ed’s been hiding in and Ed offers to buy him a drink.  Or… does Stede buy the drinks? Actually, maybe it was raining that day…

Unreliable Narrator

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/142819429

Stede Bonnet went to the Wawa for a snack, and boy howdy did he find one.

"Now, you're going to click on the picture of the sandwich," Ed murmured into Stede's ear.

"But it's a cold sandwich, Ed! I want a hot hoagie," Stede said petulantly.

"You're gonna get it hot later. You can be patient for me while we look at the options, can't you?" Ed's voice was honeyed, like one of the several varieties of turkey choices on the screen.

1 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Wawa Chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/151134022

Pop Tart By Nomadsland

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
an OFMD podfic
rating: explicit
creator chose not to use archive warnings

A meditation on time and space and the ending of a marriage. Ed and Stede meet at a bar while Stede's traveling for work. This story is about the ripples from that night.

tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Chicago (City), Infidelity, Canon Typical Lack Of Communication, Long-Distance Relationship, POV Alternating, Light Angst, Eventual Happy Ending, Undernegotiated Kink But Everyone is Having A Lovely Time, Fast-Burn Sex, Slow-Burn Relationship

written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57364063/chapters/145929784#workskin

Sound:
This chapter has intro music and one other music cue. No other sound effects in this chapter. 
Music: 
Bass intro by PilotPirate's spouse, inspired by Soul Coughing
Just a lil background snip of Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan
Need Your Love by PinadaMusic on Pixabay
https://pixabay.com/users/pinadamusic-45858532/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=238800

1 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59152522/chapters/150828055#workskin

Stede and Ed happily run a newspaper together, but can their partnership survive Stede’s op-ed describing his anonymous middle aged crush?

1 #OldManCrush - Traumatic Tuesday

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59152522/chapters/151076398#main

Two local men continue having a hard time while their loyal crew watches from the sidelines. Will they remain ships passing in the night forever, or can they figure out how they feel about each other?

3 #OldManCrush - Talk It Through Thursday

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
chapter 5
rating: explicit

Air Conditioner with rattle.wav by jptalty -- https://freesound.org/s/573034/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
pigeon.wav by squashy555 -- https://freesound.org/s/319512/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
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5 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
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Unreliable Narrator

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