Lyrics:

On the first day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
A crack pipe in a tree

On the second day of christmas
Rob Ford gave to me,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree

On the third day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the fourth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the fifth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the sixth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Six slutty strippers,
5 apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the seventh day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Seven broken cameras,
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the eighth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Eight double big macs,
Seven broken cameras,
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree

On the nineth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Nine AA meetings,
Eight double big macs,
Seven broken cameras
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree

On the tenth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Ten lost yards,
Nine AA meetings,
Eight double big macs,
Seven broken cameras,
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the eleventh day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Eleven bottles of vodka,
Ten lost yards,
Nine AA meetings,
Eight double big macs,
Seven broken cameras,
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree


On the twelfth day of christmas,
Rob Ford gave to me,
Twelve grams of crack,
Eleven bottles of Vodka,
Ten lost yards,
Nine AA meetings,
Eight double big macs,
Seven broken cameras,
Six slutty strippers,
5 Apologies,
Four twisted joints,
Three blocks of hash,
Two dirty hands,
And a crack pipe in a tree

Backing tack by: Bill Mellon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMSI53Nxs_M
billmellonmusiclive@hotmail.co.uk

Brad Willson