Yea I play doors a lot. What’s the problem with playing doors bro, it’s addictive and fun. So yea I got rock bottom a few weeks ago back in ‘23, (no I wasn’t alive in the 90s lol). So anyway, I really only play super hard mode in doors and it is actually pretty difficult, it’s a remake of the 2023 April Fools update where they added a bunch of new characters and items and stuff like that. I know that a lot of people wonder, “why do you play this game so much?” And it’s because of the fact that it’s interesting to look for stuff and the many rare items make you want to keep playing. I bet it’s probably just some kind of psychological effect on the gullible human brain so we play for hours without end and then we check the digital clocks all around our house because some people are just too dumb to read an analog clock so they just use digital clocks, but there are analog clocks everywhere and it would make everyone’s lives easier because we could just simply read those if you don’t have a watch with you at the moment when you’re stuck in the McDonald’s drive thru road raging at all of the old hags that can’t find the gas pedal or they’re just to slow to order, and then you see the free Wi-Fi and get excited, but then you realize why people use McDonald’s Wi-Fi as an insult. You get even angrier and then you realize that the night shift has just begun and you’re now out of gas because you left your car in drive for 6 hours and 42 minutes. You throw a slice of bread at the person that has been figuring out if they want ketchup or not on their triple cheeseburger for the past 6 hours and 42 minutes. You curve the bread perfectly and it lands right where their brain should be. Instead it is in their stomach because they are always thinking with their stomach. You are confused why this person is acting like it’s their last meal and they’re about to get the chair for giving a blind kid a grenade and telling him it’s a baybelade. The person gives a thumbs up to you and eats the slice of white bread whole. They looked like they were from the Bronx, and you get mad because people from the Bronx drive at 8 years old 98% of the time, and this brick for brains is causing you to be late for a job interview. The man was driving a green 95’ ford raptor that looked like it was stolen, his license plate was from New York, so no surprise there, was wearing a New York giants baseball cap and a New York Yankees t shirt that looked like it was used by babe Ruth himself. He looked about 63 years old and also looked like a wanted criminal guilty of inciting a riot, and it seemed the riot was a discord raid. He had a white goatee with a white Mohawk on top. You were about to call a mental health hospital to save this man before he died of having too much bourbon and one heck of a bounty on his shoulders. Your guess was that he got hit in the head by a crowbar that was on the top of the shelf at Lowe’s because he tried to shake it off the shelf due to him not being able to stand up while he is on his grocery scooter. That poor scooter. It’s probably due for its Ebola test by now. You finally come to your senses and go home and play Roblox doors while releasing the trauma of waiting for 6 hours and 42 minutes behind an old sot who was probably on death row. So after all of this useless information, I will end it with a piece of useful information. DON’T SIT IN THE MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU BEHIND A 1995 FORD RAPTOR THAT HAS A GOOEY SHADE OF GREEN WITH AT LEAST 5 SQUARE FEET OF DENTS AND SCRATCHES JUST TO GET A  GRIMACE SHAKE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

Braden Guinn