Let not his mournful cries disturb you. The Chorplet must be fed.

Chorplets Feeding Time

Coverage of the Vatican's 3rd 'International Child Buggering Competition' 2012

Advert for The Stephen Swank Institute.

Chorplet is a troublesome entity living in my basement. He was here when I moved in but he said he could hide well enough from man and woman. I think he is from Hell or somewhere hot. I despise his blob face! Fuck pig! Always hungary, always the moans and the fits! Cunt!! Dribble upon dribble cunt! I hope more ex friends come round as sacrifice so he remaineth fat and quiet. 

Chorplet Fuck Pig Shit Cunt Fuck!

Trailer for the new film 'Tractor Coptor' starring Al Pacino as Jack Menendez, an ex con trying to live the honest farmers life...until one tragic day when pilot Steve McQuades helicopter crashes into Jacks tractor. Starring Jodie Foster as Jacks wife and Ben Kingsley as international muslim Saddam Bin Laden. Unfortunately this will never be made, so let it always be seen as something that could have been...

Trailer for Tractor Copter starring Al Pacino

Brambletalk

The places on my map rap

Bramblefoot books dinner at Gordon Ramsay's

slight interference from phone, but audible.