I originally made this a loooong time ago in a computer text-to-voice program called VocalWriter. This is a slight update. It includes the same VocalWriter-created vocals but with updated instruments done in Reason. Mixed together in Final Cut Pro, of all places. I recently intended to make an animated video to this song, but I just haven't the time. Just putting this here to see what happens.
Lyrics upon request.


Bloody Stool

A sequel to my original ancient FF RoboVoice song. Vocals and instruments completely created via synth. This song was used in Game Sack episode 78.  I originally made this sequel song in 2012.

Lyrics:

Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me

Final Fantasy is the greatest game
Skyrim is super lame
The Witcher is a pain

I only play games that are made by Square
I am trying my best to keep the company alive
I'm their biggest fan of which I'm aware
I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind!

(Bass)
Bop bop bop, bop bop bop bop, etc...

Final Fantasy, it consumes my life
and that is why my wife
Chases me with a knife

Final Fantasy has awesome music
Well, not much anymore
Now it's kind of a snore

I used to buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it was the only thing that I would listen to
They no longer have Nobou whats-his-name
But he did part 14… so awesome it must be seen!

(Whisper)
Final Fantasy, yeah Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy, yeah Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy on the PS3
With graphics in HD
And Dolby sound for me

It is Final Fantasy 13-2
And the only one who
Can save the world is you!

Been looking forward to this for some time
I was getting sick of dealing with reality
It will be a big chore but I don't mind
I hope that they will make another one for my sake

Doo doo doo, etc…

(Whisper)
Final Fantasy, yeah Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy, yeah Final Fantasy



Final Fantasy Robovoice 2

Siamese Joy

Byway Through Timespace

Curls - "Golden Gate"

a new ludwig's castle collaboration between brandon henry and nathan maxx.  oh yes, oh no.

i swallow the sun swim up from below
my brains are on fire and there's nowhere else to go
patiently i make a list of demands
it's more than i could ever understand

i swallow the sun swim out towards the end
and if i freak out will you still be my friend?
the alchemy of turning light into sand
is more than i could ever understand

i swallow the sun
i fall from the sky
i crawl underground
i drift out of time

Zwallowing Zunlight (preview version)

You're spending another Saturday night alone, watching reruns of Airwolf when you hear a loud crash outside your window.

You get up to open the blinds but find nothing out of the ordinary. 

As you turn around, two alien beings are sitting on your couch, but before you can say anything one of them changes the channel on your tv.

“Hey, I was watching that!” you exclaim, but they pay no attention.

You look at the television and see yourself on the screen, sitting on your couch watching reruns of Airwolf.

One of the aliens murmured, “Pretty neat, huh. Do you like magic tricks?”

“Yeah, I guess so.” you hesitantly reply.

“Pick a card, any card.”

You draw a card from the deck and see that it’s a four of clubs.

The alien hands you a pen and you sign your name in the center.

Without showing the face, you insert the card back into deck and watch as it gives them a few shuffles.

The alien asks if you want to cut the deck, you say no.

The other being waves its hand over the cards in a dramatic manner and pulls out a jack of diamonds.

“Is this your card?”

You try to say no, but start to feel as if you’re going to throw up.

As you run toward the bathroom you become extremely confused by the layout of your own home.

Hallways you never new existed begin to appear, and you can’t distinguish one room from the next.

Finally, you collapse from the stress and vomit spills out of your mouth and nose until there’s nothing left.

Almost nothing.

You feel something solid stuck in the back of your throat. You try your best to cough it up but it just won’t budge.

One of the aliens firmly smacks the back of your neck, dislodging a folded card as you catch it in your hands.

You unfold the card to reveal a four of clubs, with your signature on it.

As you look up, you find yourself alone on your couch, watching reruns of Airwolf.

Zwallowing Zunlight (preview version)

brandonhenry

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