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A remix in celebration of The Dick Show podcast.

The Dick Show Remixes

You Can Get What You Want

An old man
In his 40's couldn't wait
Bought his ticket in new york
And got his court date
Bountiful Boy
A curious page
Apostraphes placed
By a furious ape
Wasn't he iconic?
Don't you think?

SHE GOT BAAAAAAAANGED
ON A WEDDING DAY!
NOW HE'S GONE AND FILED
SAYIN HE'LL GET PAID
ITS A GENOCIDE
ON YOUR WHOLE FANBASE
NOW TELL ME WHICH PRO-
-BLEM'S BIGGER!!!!??????

Mr. headspace
Mr. New York Times
The best web page
Oh my, my how the time flies
He spent his WHOLE DAMN LIFE
Three books, one website
When he went down in flames
He swore he was still cool as ice
Wasn't it iconic?
Don't you think?

It's a patreon
Where nobody gets paid
It's a websiiiiiiiiiiiiite
That costs 30 fuckin K
Its a network, where
They think its ok
WHEN INBRED JOE DIRT
SHOUTS NIG*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*

Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin up on you when you self-inflict butt pain
and cry out in the niiiiiiiiight
Did it have to down in flames?
Was it so bad? Was everything really a-ok?
You should've really done season 3 (thrayyyy)

It's over man, turn back
before its too late
You'll be bum cummin on the street
When you lose this dumb case
If you screenshot dick's page, well buddy
that's alright!
We won't even mention
All your girl's much cooler guys
And isn't this ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too iconic
You hit the iceberg and sank

ITS TIM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGZ
SIGNIN' NDA'S!
IT'S AN 8CHAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
THAT WE JUST DIDN'T MAKE
IT'S GOOD ADVIIIIIIIIIICE
TURN BACK, SAVE FACE!
Cuz Dick is for sure
The winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Life has a funny way
Of letting you fuck youuuuuu
Landua has a funny funny way
of helpin' you out!
Drop this case now!

Wasn't He Iconic - Hazencruz

Check out my ramshackle rewards at www.patreon.com/kendollinhide

[Parody of "Family Affair" by Mary J Blige]
[thumbnail by https://twitter.com/geistpolizei]

LYRICS

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
For making photoshops of me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Still white-knighting cuckoldry
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leaving me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

Patreon's response just fucked me up
Greenberger wants to prove that I'm a cuck
Soon I won't have a single fan in sight
But trust me everything's alright (everything's alright)
Commercial court this sucks, hey please hurry
Lock Dick up and throw away the key
I can't take these lawer fees no more
Now I'm super broke just like my door

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
For commenting on horse cock tweets
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Guys surprise Heather is me!
Let's have a toast to past co-hosts, they're farming ass
On crime podcasts
Two hours 'til Nick's lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

It's only gonna be a matter of time
When this gets dismissed I'll really loose my mind
Jordan's lawyers, they're as cold as ice
Said my shit's ramshackled, that's not nice
Now I'm getting fat and you're all superchatin'
'Cause I'm suing everybody way out in Manhattan
Let's party just be careful with my flimsy door
Take a page from my book, cop a feel on the dance floor!

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
Who made some Cuckmas songs for me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Lando, more apostrophes
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leavin' me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

If you tweet, you'll need a lawyer (yeah you'll need a lawyer)
It's easy to sue one another
Everybody stop trying to have a good time
No more having fun online
Defend your first amendment on your own dime
If you lose your rights, your problem not mine
3 years later, I still cried
Now you guys will drink and laugh at me all night (all night)
I don't want no beef no problem no fights
Just wanna warn schools to watch their Christmas lights
Yo Madcucks is free he doesn't have to run
Lando, you really screwed the pooch on this one
Are you passed out?  "It's just an asthma attack"
Wake up we need to win and get 80s girl back (I miss you <3)

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
Who made a parody of me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Still calling schools with Jane D.
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leaving me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

A Ramshackle Affair

Did you know that you can send me mean messages at www.patreon.com/kendollinhide I won't try to have your family torn apart?

Yo, Heather
(Yo)
Open up, Heather
(Yeah, what do you want, man?)
This bully just messaged me
(OMG are you okay?)
I don't know how this happened
(Does she have children?)
Yeah, it looks like she does
Should I just block her? I don't know what to do
(Call CPS)
Alright

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Picture this, I sobbing butt naked
Watching TDS in my cuck shed
How could I forget that I had
Opened up DMs last week
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

We'll get this lady fired so she doesn't have no scrilla
Follow these steps after crying in your pilla
We'll turn you from a wimpy cuck into a job killa
Then you and Lando sue her, yo I bet that you could winna
To be a true weirdo gotta be super weird
Use this pic of her, her kid and husband with the beard
Gotta let her know mean words aren't okay
Threaten to have her child taken away

But I don't even know her (Call CPS)
What if she's a good mother? (Call CPS)
Okay I'll cry to big brother (Call CPS)
But first I want some clam chowder (Call CPS)
Then I'll e-mail her employer (Call CPS)
This photoshop really showed her (Call CPS)
I'm acting like a creepy voyeur (Call CPS)
She'll be hearing from my lawyer

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Picture this, yo she even used curse words
Implying my career is dead
How could I forget that I'm a
Washed up e-celebrity
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

We need to try to take her parents from this little girl
Here call their local CPS give it a whirl
Don't worry it's so easy to complain, not complex
Just lie and say their babysitter's Clegg, they'll get wrecked
These haterz always drudging up old shit from the past
Comparing TDS Chad to Virgin Sadcast
For once we're going to get one over on a Dickhead
Don't let it go we'll just abuse the system instead

Are you sure I should do this? (Call CPS)
Won't it make me look stupid? (Call CPS)
K what's the number fine I'll call them(Call CPS)
Families are a big problem (Call CPS)
Her reputations will be ruined (Call CPS)
Then I'll get back to my suin' (Call CPS)
Hey by the way, this reminds me(Call CPS)
I used to work in telemarketing

Lady came in and she sent me a message
Relaying what her husband said
Cause I always cross the line with this shit
How could I forget that all my
Conversations end up leaked
All these years I've been bragging how
These haterz just do not phase me

I hope they put her kid in foster care
For the stress that she's caused
I ignore all criticism
It makes no sense at all
Dick should pay me 20 million
For the shit his fan's say
But don't hold my brand accountable
For views held by Clegg

Call CPS

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