Editor's note: this song was made around 2008 and is a product of its time. It is crass, immature and offensive. The intent was to satirize the vulgar rap songs of that era, and thus be as rude & idiotic as possible. Don't @ me.

Lyrics:

I hit you up now woman on the back seat floor
You better keep it in your mouth until my cock explodes
Alright you bigshot man, I ain't no bigshot milf
But I want your massive cock in my itty bitty mouth

If cocks were smokes, you could smoke a pack
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
Call it the equivalent to crack
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
Don't matter if it white, or if it black
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
You choke it back when you touch my sack

Five bucks for a lick
Ten bucks for a dick
Twenty bucks for a chick
Two bucks if you're quick
Baby choke my cock
I'm as hard as a rock
We be listenin' to Bach
As we fuck
Smack up dat bitch
Leave her in a ditch
If we play Quidditch
You can catch my snitch

Switch!

Babe touch my steering wheel
I promise you it's real
Do you like what you feel
These rims are made of steel
Hokey-pokey Kangaroo
I cum all over you
Just remember to clean up after yourself

If cocks were smokes, you could smoke a pack
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
Call it the equivalent to crack
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
Don't matter if it white, or if it black
(I'm sucking cock in a Cadillac!)
You choke it back when you touch my sack

Yo yo, this one goes out to my ballin', b-ballin',
Free-stylin' meat grindin' homeslice Roger Federer
Represent all up in that bitch
Throw your hands up in the motherfuckin' air

BraxtonFletcher