A lovely little song we wrote about our first relationships, and how ridiculous they were. You can actually find this on our EP, whenever we release it. 
*Special thanks to Nick "Steak & Eggs" Hoover from Moral Of The Story for that sick guitar solo and for taking part in the gang vocals. And Matt "Pancakez" Paulie from Kings Without Crowns for that one lovely little harmony at the end of the first verse, and his love story. As well as Brandon Lee for taking part in our gang vocals, and contributing his love story. And finally, Joey Vitulli for recording with us, we know, we're the worst.* 

Almost Married

A true pop punk love song. 
**Special thanks to Marlyn Graham for playing the role of "16 year old girl who just started her first job at some pizza place"

Lauren Jackson for helping us figure out those ORGASMIC harmonies at the end. 

And Joey Vitulli for recording and producing this, as well as the rest of our EP. **

Domino's Affect

It's like almost married if we were to spend $400 on it

Almost Married (Master Version)

it's been one year since we wrote this song, and became a band. Recorded by Joe Burns for Chump Recordz  holiday collab album. 
Merry Christmas, folks

All I Want For Christmas (Pizza)

Just a girl and a shark, making wonderful sounds. 

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