remix of Quartetto Cetra - "Crapa Pelada" (1945)
from Breaking Bad s3ep13

(From lyricstranslate.com):

A voi miei signori io voglio narrare
la storia che tanto mi fa disperare:
son già sette mesi che vedo cadere dal capo i capelli pian pian.
Ormai son pelato, deluso, avvilito,
non so quali cure adottar.

Ma senti cosa dice
quel povero infelice?
Non ti lamentar,
ma prova a cantar
con noi questa canzon!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei.
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

E la canzone ti fa dimenticar
soltanto ciò che ti rattrista il cuore e sospirar ti fa.

Chi lo sa se potrò ritrovare la folta chioma?.

Prova, tenta ancor!.

Ho provato e riprovato ogni cura più sicura e consigliata
la chinina è di rigore ma la testa è ancor pelata, ancor pelata.

Coraggio amico, non ti disperar.

Con la bulbomicillina con bayrum e petrolina ho provato e riprovato ma io sono ancor pelato ancor pelato.

Perché? Non so com'è.
Chissà perché?

Perché? Perché? Non so!.

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Sei tu?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada l'ha fa' i turtei
ghe ne dan minga ai suoi fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.

Crapa pelada,
con la parrucca
forse potrai guarir

English:

Ladies and gentlemen, i want to tell you
the story that drives me to despair
For seven months now, I have watched my hair fall out
Now i'm bald, disappointed, sad;
I don't know what to do about it.

But listen to what he says,
that poor sad man!
Don't complain,
just try to sing
this song with us!

Crapa Pelada ("Bald Head") made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada

Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

And this song makes you forget
just those things that sadden your heart and make you sigh.

Who knows if I will ever get my hair back?

Try, try again!

I have tried and retied every sure and suggested cure!
Quinine is a must, but my head is still bald; still bald.

Come on my friend, don't despair!

With bulbomicillina with bayrum and petrolina i tried and retied, but i am still still bald.

Why? I don't know
Who knows why?

Why? Why? I don't know!

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Is it you?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh

Crapa pelada,
with a wig
perhaps you can recover!

Translation by mwillems and Daniele Usardi
(http://lyricstranslate.com/en/crapa-pelada-crapa-pelada.html#TlDwxPsXwikyf8fK.99)

The Italian Crack Job

An excerpt from Nyan Cat's 5th Symphony, 1st movement - Moderato

The full theme song for TLDR's excellent netcentric podcast:

Audio episodes only:
http://www.onthemedia.org/blogs/otm-podcast/

All:
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On iTunes:
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Twitter: @TLDR
https://twitter.com/tldr

[TLDR] - full theme song

Joa Gymshoe - COOKIES (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)

When that cowbell comes in boy, my heart just soars.


Get some headphones. It's the first track of 2014!

Death Grips - TAKYON (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix) (DL is an infinite loop)

"you really need a system.. if you're gonna make it werk".

RULES THIS WEEK: work a clip of a favorite movie into the beat, create all the drums yourself, no outside synthesizers.

drumset: http://s10.postimg.org/huiw5u2c9/20140423_083040.jpg

kick is really two sounds - two books slapped together for the high end, and an empty dog food container thumped for the boom. also rattling chains, jingling keys, a wind-up metronome, two-fisted pill bottle shaking, a shuffling deck to rearrange the song elements every now and then, a glass smashed with a hammer, pots and pans banged on with a spoon, good old fashioned handclaps.

Hear all the beats: soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

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Shuffling The Deck (STBB 372 winner!)

#STBB375!
Shout out to Scottie Royal for a well-deserved win last week.

Rules this time around were to flip Jimmy Smith's "Flamingo" (jazz) with samples from another genre. 
Bonus points for mixing in the intro to Radiohead's Iron Lung. Time limit is 2 minutes, but actually 20 minutes, but actually there's no time limit. He was a little drunk.

HEAR EVERYONE'S ENTRIES HERE: soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1


The Metal Funk Pop Fuckin Ass Fuckin Monkey Shit Jazz Punk Polka (STBB 375 winner!) feat. Paul

STBB 376

Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences
(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904).

Yall are really good sports about that.

hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/songs-for-broadcast-part-vii

Songs For Broadcast 7

Corporate Danceoff

https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/songs-for-broadcast-part-vi

Darknet Diaries Theme

https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/the-moon-all-that

Singing Hands 1

Dog Goes Outside

https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/songs-for-broadcast-part-ix

Theme From LinkedIn's Hello Monday

Cymatics' Phoenix Song Contest entry:
https://remixcontest.cymatics.fm/contests/phoenix-song-contest

You have until 10/22/23 to enter!!
It'll be rad.

This Heart's a Ghost Town

Breakmaster Cylinder - This Heart's A Ghost Town (PHOENIX Song Contest)

bom. bom. bom. buhdumbuhdumbuhdum bom bom.

The Funky Octagon

Into It with Sam Sanders

https://twitter.com/replyall
https://soundcloud.com/replyall
https://replyall.limo

AVAILABLE HERE

REPLY ALL: Theme Song

OH WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO PET A TIGER? SEE IF YOU CAN REACH BEYOND THE BARS. AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO FEED A TIGER? LEND THE CATS A HAND SO THEY DON'T STARVE. AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO TOAST A MUFFIN? WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO TAKE A BATH? SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT TOGETHER, YOU MIGHT GET TO MEET THE LORD AT LAST.

Dislotec - The Warning Signs (prod. Breakmaster Cylinder)

FREE DOWNLOAD

(Side B) - Pineapple Princess

I AM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF PEOPLE BREAKING DOWN AND SOBBING TO THIS SONG. 
It ends now.

Great Big World Feat. Christina Aguilera - Say Something

Here's Lakshmi beating a piñata and dancing to this track, no shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxDEpEzRT64&feature=youtu.be

The second half was written especially for Sean Rameswaram's "STUDIO 360’S SIDESHOW LIVE! LAKSHMI WEARS THE HAT" event, May 27th 2015: http://www.thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2015/may/26/studio-360s-sideshow-live-lakshmi-wears-hat/

Oh yeah.

THE VIDEO

The Lakshmi Singh Drop (video in description)

remix of clipping.'s Dodger, off Dead Channel Sky. go buy their album.

clipping. - Dodger (Breakmaster Cylinder remix)

it's clipping., bmch. https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/its-clipping-bmch

Story 3

Alternate version of Westwood from Reply All #36: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/36-todays-the-day

and #44: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/44-shine-on-you-crazy-goldman

Westwood (Bonghit Dream Version) **FROM REPLY ALL #36**

A podcast inspired by the outdoors, from New Hampshire Public Radio!
http://www.outsideinradio.com/

Theme from "Outside/In"

Tell a friend.
http://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/big-schnitzel-ep

FREE EP

Big Schnitzel (free dl)

a remix of clipping.'s STORY 2!
original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbU9UUwxBxA
download above.
[thank you for listening]

FREE ALBUM HERE!

clipping. - Story 2 (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)

I Wanna Hear The Music EP out now!
https://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/i-wanna-hear-the-music-ep

GET THE EP HERE!

Joplin's +1

Remix 3 - out one day.
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Sgt Clipping's Friendly Hearts Club Band

Season 2 of the Smithsonian's Sidedoor podcast out 6/21!
https://www.si.edu/sidedoor

GET SONG HERE!

Theme from Sidedoor

NEW 3-TRACK EP, OUT IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS! 
Sing this all the way down to your family's house, and enjoy every second they aren't regaling you with Deep State Muslim conspiracies.

Raffi - Down By The Bay (BMC mix) feat. Meredith Soleau, Saint A, & 'Racist Aunt' Barbie

Unnecessarily fucked up music video here: http://tinyurl.com/28cooae

Full album (REMIX ONE): http://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/remix-one

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Mr Sandman (aka "Full-on Lovemaking" from YouTube)

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