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remix of Quartetto Cetra - "Crapa Pelada" (1945)
from Breaking Bad s3ep13

(From lyricstranslate.com):

A voi miei signori io voglio narrare
la storia che tanto mi fa disperare:
son già sette mesi che vedo cadere dal capo i capelli pian pian.
Ormai son pelato, deluso, avvilito,
non so quali cure adottar.

Ma senti cosa dice
quel povero infelice?
Non ti lamentar,
ma prova a cantar
con noi questa canzon!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei.
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.

Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

E la canzone ti fa dimenticar
soltanto ciò che ti rattrista il cuore e sospirar ti fa.

Chi lo sa se potrò ritrovare la folta chioma?.

Prova, tenta ancor!.

Ho provato e riprovato ogni cura più sicura e consigliata
la chinina è di rigore ma la testa è ancor pelata, ancor pelata.

Coraggio amico, non ti disperar.

Con la bulbomicillina con bayrum e petrolina ho provato e riprovato ma io sono ancor pelato ancor pelato.

Perché? Non so com'è.
Chissà perché?

Perché? Perché? Non so!.

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Sei tu?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada l'ha fa' i turtei
ghe ne dan minga ai suoi fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.

Crapa pelada,
con la parrucca
forse potrai guarir

English:

Ladies and gentlemen, i want to tell you
the story that drives me to despair
For seven months now, I have watched my hair fall out
Now i'm bald, disappointed, sad;
I don't know what to do about it.

But listen to what he says,
that poor sad man!
Don't complain,
just try to sing
this song with us!

Crapa Pelada ("Bald Head") made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!

Crapa Pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any
His brothers made an omelet,
they didn't give any to Crapa pelada

Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà.

And this song makes you forget
just those things that sadden your heart and make you sigh.

Who knows if I will ever get my hair back?

Try, try again!

I have tried and retied every sure and suggested cure!
Quinine is a must, but my head is still bald; still bald.

Come on my friend, don't despair!

With bulbomicillina with bayrum and petrolina i tried and retied, but i am still still bald.

Why? I don't know
Who knows why?

Why? Why? I don't know!

Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam.

Is it you?

Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada made tortellini
he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh

Crapa pelada,
with a wig
perhaps you can recover!

Translation by mwillems and Daniele Usardi
(http://lyricstranslate.com/en/crapa-pelada-crapa-pelada.html#TlDwxPsXwikyf8fK.99)

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