Yo, Uh, Uh

I wonna be the very best like no one ever was,
To catch them is my true cause,
I throw my pokeball at my gyarados, what the fuck?
He said no. Called me a faggot,
Gyarados pulled at a wimbledon tennis racket,
Hit the fucking ball back at me,
What the fuck? I suck at pokemon shit, uh
I gotta quit, uh,
Ask Professor Oak,
He laughed at me, saw my pokedecks took a poke,
Told me I was a real mother fucking joke,
and then Gary, 
Came in the room chilling with fucking Halle Berry
Oh god why do I always gotta poke battle Gary?
His girth is so big,
I can't handle it.

Uh, 
this is dumb as shit,
Gary pull out your dick,
I can't handle it, it's too thick
The circumference!
Uh, cheese,

Oh god Gary please,
Don't make me get on my knees,
Stop Gary don't make me squeeze,
Oh what the fuck you're a teeze! Uh.

Me and Gary,
Have been fucking for months now!

BreShiE