[verse 1]
I woke up this mornin’ with a hole in my shoe,
The rooster was crowin’ but my coffee was through,
I tried to find my boots, but they’re lost in the mud,
Now I’m walkin’ barefoot through the backyard flood.

[chorus]
Oh, I lost my boots in a muddy creek,
Got stuck in the slop, now my feet are weak,
I tried to walk, but I slipped and fell,
Now I’m dancin’ with the pigs, oh it’s goin’ to hell!

[verse 2]
I called up my mama, said "I need your help",
She said, "Son, you’re hopeless, just get yourself,
Some new boots, and maybe a raincoat too,
'Cause you can’t keep livin’ in that gumbo goo."

[chorus]
Oh, I lost my boots in a muddy creek,
Got stuck in the slop, now my feet are weak,
I tried to walk, but I slipped and fell,
Now I’m dancin’ with the pigs, oh it’s goin’ to hell!

[bridge]
Now I’m cleanin’ the barn with no boots on my feet,
The cows are laughin’ as I slip on the street,
I’ll get me new boots, just wait and see,
But first, I need a truck to tow me outta this tree.

[chorus]
Oh, I lost my boots in a muddy creek,
Got stuck in the slop, now my feet are weak,
I tried to walk, but I slipped and fell,
Now I’m dancin’ with the pigs, oh it’s goin’ to hell!

Outro:
Next time I’ll keep my boots on tight,
No more creek strolls in the middle of night,
But for now I’ll just laugh, and take it slow,
In my muddy creek boots... or lack of them, you know!

I Lost My Boots In A Muddy Creek

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Blackmetalfanbruh & Goonie - Hand Me A Beer

"Whiskey, Chrome, and Neon Lights" is an ode to the lively, sometimes lonesome world of the honky-tonk bar. This country song captures the essence of a night spent in a Southern watering hole, where the atmosphere is thick with the clink of glasses, the hum of a jukebox, and the glow of neon signs. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of chrome barstools, pool tables bustling with action, and cowboys nursing their whiskeys, all under the promise of anonymity and escapism.

Whiskey, Chrome, and Neon Lights

Whisky, Shine, or Beer?

I’m the guy at the bar crackin’ one-liners,
Life of the party, whiskey insider.
Ain’t nobody knows when I drive home,
I turn the jokes off and I’m all alone.

My phone lights up with “you good, bro?” texts,
I leave it on read, they don’t need that mess.
So I pour a little more, take a deep breath in,
Fake a laugh, then I do it again.


Yeah, they all think I’m doin’ fine,
But they don’t see what’s in my mind.


I smile like hell so they can’t tell,
That I’m barely hangin’ on myself.
I play that part, I wear it well,
A broken heart with a “yeah, I’m swell.”
They see a grin, I see a cell,
I’m laughin’ loud in my own hell.
Yeah, I smile like hell so they can’t tell.


Got a story for every scar I got,
Turn pain into punchlines on the spot.
Ain’t nobody wanna see a man cry,
So I turn the hurt into “I’m alright.”

But when the lights go down and the crowd’s all gone,
That’s when the truth starts creepin’ in,
And I realize I’m my own best friend.


They call me strong, they call me brave,
But they don’t know the soul I save.


I smile like hell so they can’t tell,
That I’m barely hangin’ on myself.
I play that part, I wear it well,
A broken heart with a “yeah, I’m swell.”
They see a grin, I see a cell,
I’m laughin’ loud in my own hell.
Yeah, I smile like hell so they can’t tell.


And maybe one day I’ll let it show,
That the funny guy’s got pain below.
But ‘til that time, I’ll keep my crown,
Laughin’ just to keep from drownin’ down.


I smile like hell so they can’t tell,
That I’m fightin’ off my own farewell.
I play that part, I wear it well,
A broken man with a rebel yell.
Yeah, they see strong, but truth don’t sell,
I’m dyin’ slow behind this shell.
Yeah, I smile like hell so they can’t tell.


Light the smoke, take one more shot…
Smile like hell — it’s all I got.

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