The inevitable shattering of morning coffee serenity

The Chipperman Cometh

Scheduling that shot can feel a lot like chasing windmills

Fair Vaccinea

Not all change is good, sometimes you gotta move on

Integrate Me

Smile ("Over" version)

Smile

Soap Jaw ("Over" version)

Soap Jaw

In between thumpings should be top of your mind.  All the time.

Thumped ("Over" version)

Thumped

Fuming ("Over" version)

Fuming

Honolulu ("Over" version)

Honolulu

There's a job to do, but sometimes it's hard to hide a soft spot for those affected.  Game face.

What Have We Done

Space Grocked

STORMANON
Skateboarding dinosaurs from outer space
Lost their sinister punnet squares while doing pilates
Two old dogs rode a cycle home to where the little monsters whipped them up a mystery latte

I know at first it’ll seem far fetched
Like i’ve ripped off that religion for celebrities
But if he wears a plaid shirt at the rally 
Then you’ll finally see the forest clear through the trees

Deep state laser beams aimed straight at you 
Setting fire to the wilds and the dark web rooms
I’m in too deep to slip the news to you clear
But these clues will let you know when the storm is here

AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA
AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA

Deep state laser beams aimed straight at you 
Setting fire to the wilds and the dark web rooms
I’m in too deep to slip the news to you clear
But these clues will let you know when the storm is here

Stormanon

A song about avoidable mayhem, made for Life's Everyday Soundtrack from stems provided by Sky Loom/SKLOM

Life's Everyday Soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1PWgplXnwY

Sky Loom/SKLOM
https://soundcloud.com/skyloom

Special thanks to Soran Leif and Bentley for hosting Life’s Everyday Soundtrack!

Toddler Drives a Semi (Featuring Sky Loom)

Toddler Drives A Semi (Featuring Sky Loom)

Another day, another assignment.  And a few souvenirs.

All in a Day's Work

All In A Day’s Work

You Wish
If you wish to find me, 
Ooooooo… I’m gonna be hard to see
If you wish to fine me, 
Yeeaaahhh you’d better not pre-spend those late payment fees
If you wish to wind me,
Hope you thought of what’s already been done to me
And If you wish to blind me,
You best consider all my mind has seen

Your time is important
Are you sure this is a quest that you’re up for?
Don’t make me fortify
I swear I’ll weld the hinges on my condo door

Do you think I wish to be found?
Do you think what you have to say 
Is important to me?
Do you think I wish to be found?
Are you sure you think I want to hear your plea?
So you think I wanna be found
So you think I won’t prefer you’d leave me be? 

You’ll have to sail the seven seas
You’ll have to check branches in the trees
That shadow in your corner eye
Was it me, or just the whisper of the ocean breeze

Aaaahhlright
Maybe your my mother or my wife
I might just let it slide
I hope that everyone is doing fine

My name is scratched so hard from the directory
You’ll see depressions seven pages deep
You’ll have to leave a message at the beep
This is the outbound message on my answering machine

Your time is important
Are you sure this is a quest that you’re up for?
Don’t make me fortify
I swear I’ll weld the hinges on my condo door

You’ll have to sail the seven seas
You’ll have to check branches in the trees
That shadow in your corner eye
Was it me, or just the whisper of the ocean breeze

Aaaahhlright
Maybe your my mother or my wife
I might just let it slide
I hope that everyone is doing fine

You Wish

Vampires of November
Yeah the vampires on November first
Just getting started and they’re all around you
Not like you see on the silver screen
You know them, you see them, you feel them confound you
When you see somebody’s heartstrings torn from someone 
Who they held so dear
That’s when you know, it’s when your sure they’ve got you
No matter the season
They’re always here

The vampires of November first
They walk among us. They slake their thirst
They look the same as us
They dance and play with us
They’re you and me
You never know when there’s one around
One day you know them then they can’t be found 
Today it might be you or me
It’s anybody!

All the vampires that you think you know
They might surprise you
They’ll lift you up
But when you last expect it
A cold wind blows
An eerie silence 
Overflows your cup
You thought you were safe
You were in the clear
The pain you thought was in your rear view mirror
It’s fresh again
Like a pickle spear
Garlic doesn’t keep them back
We’re always here

The vampires of November first
They walk among us. They slake their thirst
They look the same as us
They dance and play with us
They’re you and me
You never know when there’s one around
One day you know them then they can’t be found 
Today it might be you or me
It’s anybody!

Vampires of November

Vampires Of November

Home Haircut
Ideas are good to bounce around
We don’t rush the ones we’ve had
She ain’t just easy on the eyes,
She helps filter out the bad
And then when it turns out caddywampus
Like we’ve known since the second verse
She’d probably tell me “I told you so”
While she keeps me from making it worse

The clippers will make it easy
Like a scissor with training wheels
The mirror image will guide me
This ain’t gonna be a big deal

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
That angled comb is just for your ear, 
Not the entire side of your dome
And I can’t even find the sharpie
Even if that’s a good idea
If you hadn’t been gone so long
I wouldn’t be bleeding from my ear

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
What the heck is that lever for? 
I already attached the comb!
My left arm feels like my right arm
In the mirror it don’t move right
I may not have much hair left
At least I didn’t stab my eye! 

Something’s a little uneven
I’ll just trim some more from there
A nick, a wobble, a first aid kit
And the carpet’s all covered in hair
ooOOH

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
That angled comb is just for your ear, 
Not the entire side of your dome
I’ve got a meeting in the morning
And the barber shops are closed
Shoulda done this first thing today
Tell me again, when you coming home

Home Haircut

You should occasionally remember to pull your head out.

Food

For Thought

Twelve Tainted Brats

Life's little pleasures, even with a little parental protest

Weever Drawer

Donut Make More Sense?

Sandwich Rage: Lyrics
Late night refreshments weighing heavy on your head
McSandwich cure awaits if you can just get out of bed
Make a list, grab your keys, there’s precious little time
Sunday market traffic, have these people lost their minds?

Chorus:
Something on a muffin, yeah!
Something on a biscuit, right!
Add a little cured meat
And a lot of sausage bite
Covered up with orange cheese
Going on a fried egg jag!
It better all be right in here
You’d better not short this bag!

 Sleep is ineffective you need greasy food instead
Something that will help once you’re acetamino-fed
Will breakfast meats help to assuage your fuzzy brain?
Or will short sandwich rage melt you down ‘till you’re insane?

(Chorus)

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not just them, there’s dullards everywhere
But these stakes are high, just get it right, or at least pretend you care
Match my order to your screen, then put it in a pouch
Just one wrong step in this delicate dance and I’ll be shackled to my couch

Sandwich Rage

Christmas Sweats

Jammy Pi

Polished an old track from 2020.  Gotta love a local watering hole!

Tikibar

Feed Bad Face

Catalyst

Remixed by my good friend Kris Bolin of The Bawl Slant.  Check him/them out, great stuff!
https://soundcloud.com/bawl-slant?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Laminar Flow (KB Mix)

Laminar Flow KB

Stare at a half-frozen lake for two weeks waiting on snow, and this is what happens

Lakeside Loony

If you haven’t been there, you probably won’t understand 😂❄️

Broken Snowmobile

Great times with family and friends, no matter the reason

Magic Time

Anthem for those spending hours attempting to access recovery programs

Dot Guv

For when you are so conscious of your breathing, you need to slowly distract yourself until it happens again involuntarily

Swell

Kayak tour guide, couch musician, grandpa.

James Marton

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