Come On Eileen (Celtic Punk cover)

Some
Old
Cronies
In
A
Lab

Doing
Ingenious
Science
To
Advance
Novel
Coronaviruses
In
Neighbour's
Gardens

remember when people were outside?
walk down the street, oh you would say hi
friends came together to socialize
hug whoever you wanted... a special time.

Serbian 
Orthodox
Church
Instigates
A
Long

Distance
Initiative
Set
To
Abolish
North
Carolina
In
Nice
Gesture

remember when people were outside?
walk down the street, oh you would say hi
friends came together to socialize
hug whoever you wanted... a special time.

Summery
Outdoors
Causes
Indignation
Amidst
Losers

Doomed
Inside
Sucking
Thermometers
And
Nervously
Coughing
In
Needless
Gladrags

remember when people were outside?
walk down the street, oh you would say hi
friends came together to socialize
hug whoever you wanted... a special time.

Social Distancing ft. Al the Acronym AI

Hey boy, nice to meet you.
You look so pixellated. 
No, I meant you are pretty   
But you are pixellated
I guess you're right,  
Pretty is not the same
As pixellated

It was a joke.
Did you say something? 
You said nothing
This is going really well.

Hey boy, nice to meet you.
Nice snap camera filter!
You don't have snap camera on?
Oh that is just how you look.
You disconnected, come back online?
You disconnected
Maybe he died.

It was a joke. 
Did you say something? 
You said nothing
This is going really well  .

Unintentional Speed Dating

Why is there war in the world
When I love you like the stars
Everybody must come together now
never got down oh baby away

Tell the night i'm coming home
life here needs heart feel
cause i never gonna let you down
we make salad for a long way

Love

I once was bedward yester eve
whence Jesus doth did Whatsapp me
an iPhone miracle for the ages
The text henceforth read...

Oh lordy   
Jesus is woke!
What a badass baby, Ermagerd
Oh praise be 
Jesus is woke!
Thou sods be mirin at his feet

I once was eating an apple pie
When I saw naked groking Christ
Can i haz a nosh? He uttered
Another miracle it seems

Oh lordy   
Jesus is woke!
What a badass baby, Ermagerd
Oh praise be 
Jesus is woke!
Thou sods be mirin at his feet

Song Wars - Jesus Is Woke

Why do I care?
Who will be president
Sanity please beware
Of the president

2020 3th of november
Fuck guy fawkes, this is the one to remember
the day the donald's downfall
the time for us to stand tall
to elect us someone better
and forget the orange bender

who for four whole years
brought us all to tears
triggered all our fears
gave the world more anger
made the word covfefe
made the world more racist
told us to inject bleach
wrote down hatred in tweets

fucked up the environment 
held up the establishment
peddled homophobia
served out xenophobia
shared top secrets with russia
incited violence all over 
excited white supremacists
obstructed fair equal justice 

put personal gain over everthing else
took money from the poor for himself
left the oven on
hid the remote
killed that old lady
sad face emote

why do i care...

thanks choir, i needed that.
i think i got triggered there caught up in my wierd rap
a rap, that's meant to be
about the election but trump is a distracting
asshole, womanizer, rapist, sodomite
ugh there i go again fuck I cannot concentrate

on this election
so much misinformation
an anxiety inducing
horror show unfolding

ok, i think i'll go to bed now.
wake up at 4am to check meow
results will be in and we'll know how
how many electoral college votes have been declared for each candidate in the 59th presidential election.

Why do I care?
Who will be president
Sanity please beware
Of the president

But i've been waiting all this time
To see Biden cross the line

and i've been holding on too long
for trump to move along

to see biden prevail and
take the wind out trump's sail
  
to cut back on the stories
and make it all boring

well i've got to admit that 
i'm not from the states and
I've no affiliation
with either party, 
nor either smarmy 
septegenerian boomer 
pissed off american loser

but I can't help but care
Even though it's a fiction here
an addition from tech, and the mainstream media
Working for one, a global hysteria

Why do I care?
Who will be president
Sanity please beware
Of the president

The US Election (why do I care)

vietnam is a bad war
cambodia is a bar war
the beatles are gone
apollo 13 is stressfull

everyone likes dark green
drugs are illegal
jimi is dead
concorde jets flying