Parts of this episode have been censored due to extreme violations of our society's moral standards. We apologize for this inconvenience, and hope it does not curtail our otherwise very important message.

#13: The Indecent Episode

This week we bring you: Culture and Serenity. There is a peace that comes with accepting your lot in life. Accepting your sons' horrific boating accident deaths. Accepting that you will always be a small-town high school football coach. Accepting that you are considering what wine to pair with the huge bag of circus peanuts you're eating. We want you to be at peace. So does Jesus. We asked him.

#14: Fall Asleep with a Gun In Your Mouth

Fire demons hate her! Suburban housewife discovers how to enhance your chi and gain confidence in the workplace using this one weird trick!

#15: I-W-I-L-L-K-I-L-L-A-G-A-I-N

Contact your inner child and ask them what they want. The truth may surprise you. Snap a quick photo of your genitalia. The truth may surprise you. Where has Ms. Frizzle gotten herself this time? The truth may surprise you.

#16: Decadence

The world is a mysterious place, driven by invisible and unknowable forces and interactions, which is why you should spend more time in your basement, considering your long-term storage options, positioning carpet squares, and maintaining your sump pump.

#17: A Complex System of Systems

Facts are dangerous. Facts can land you in an ambiguously Soviet prison. Actually, almost anything can land you in an ambiguously Soviet prison, especially when you live in an ambiguously Soviet location, hang around with unsavory characters, and are also completely delusional. It's really a tough gig altogether.

#18: That's Not Illegal

On the sixth week our Lord rose again from the dead and galloped His way into our hearts. Then we discovered that our interest in wig sex is considered "vanilla" in the fetish community and dejectedly headed home to get caught up the latest episode of "Lewis" and write lists for our therapists. And now you know the REST of the story.

#19: The Lord High French Fry

Celebrate the mystical world around us with this week's exciting installment of Brine Weekly! Our good friend Dusty McClavin provides more tips on harnessing our chi, we teach you how to be a Twitter whiz, and bring you a spell-by-spell commentary for this year's biggest wizard blood sport tournament. All while not mentioning the BONE ZIGGURAT.

#20: The 5000th Annual American Wizard Blood Bowl

"Fuck Daddy" was written and performed by Max Eddy, with editing help from Cathy Fisher, for Brine Weekly.

Fuck Daddy

Now that you've been suitably contained, they can subject you to all the things it is commonly agreed are good for you. Such as the fine products produced by BFRA Cynergy Solutions Inc., listing techniques, the miracle product Peb, and the educational properties of "Convoy."

#21: They've Got Me In Here

Celebrate your relationships this week. When your loved one dies, arrange to have them exploded while you're asleep. Remember that powerful witch you offended? No? Well, have WE got a surprise for you! Plus a review of the newest Convoy movie and a poem about baseball. WHAT THE HECK IS MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT

#22: Friends with Bats

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