Ky been showing a lot of love for our governor so I thought I’d make a rap for him. 


Open Letter to Governor Andy Beshear 

Govner Andy what’s good what’s been poppin
Not much wit me Eva since u had us locked in
Been finding enough to keep busy with indoor options
You handlin this betta than most otha responses
While you out here keepin the metro and state at full function
I know its easy for all us to see what you do 
but dont have full access to ya plate and personal view
A lot of us know what its like to be swamped 
but just know you make us feel betta 
any time you open up
That mouth to 
let us know how 
rona been travelin out
While most of us is wildn out
Spending three whole paychecks on bread milk and charmin
But its good to know u value solidarity 
especially with people who lost they Job to quarantine
 and need a little relif
Just for a minute 

use to think Mr rogers was unmatched
Cuz i neva seen another dude match 
up to his kindness
But you got a kinda shine on you
And I got hella faith u gone lead us thru
So glad i voted for you

My man made a hashtag and everythang! 
#togetherky #teamky
Good citizen, 
follow all big a’s guildlines while we closed in by the thousands 
Gov Andy out here shutting it down wit his good word
But keepin us safe with his plan fa keepin covids curb flat
Keepin it ten toes an yaw can run an tell that
My boy keepin calm and collected liked bounced credit accounts
Wit his phat amount of optimist cheer
Even wit closin up the school systems for tha year
Govner andy you the subject of the years best memes
An i hope you can add a chick to ya microsoft teams

Big govna a holdin kentucky down
And we couldnit be prouda to have to you around

Gov Andy

This is just how I feel after being bullied by folx and my stepdad. What it feel like to be genderqueer. 

Lyrics//


https://youtu.be/1JpoIWfnItI

Sometimes I think I got a lil too bougie for my britches meanwhile I see otha bitches struggling thru tha thick of it while I always be prayin for redemption and see my bank account crawlin thru tha lowa digits
But I can’t help it when I need some new threads to make me look like a better gentleman than the ones out here whose squandering their lil prviliges id go under the knife just for in a minute 
If my dykey swag could be forgiven for preferring fly bow ties and suits with the elbow patches
See I always seen me as the finest
A solid white dude wrapped up in kindness sun kissed from the summer shit and ready to hit
The town with my flock of chicks who I protect from the bustas and shit heads
While chatting up any female who need a friend 


Guess I just got a lil bit of that Ill fame charisma died a long time ago when I thought that my nerves was weak and a chick with big tits couldn’t be a fella with the illest of lyrics spit from years of textual worship and other historic interests but the flame in my chest licks low to the
Suicidal tendencies that you get when the worsest party you Eva spent was in your own body



Thought if I read enough classics I’d be a classic man but instead I’m just goin thru anotha bout of genda confusion 
See I always seen me as a dude slicker than u and the rest a tha fools who try ya pick up any fine honey at a lit spot but all I gotta say is a few lines of poetry or give special attention and I’ll have the chick laughin and coming back
To my dorm before the morning while we watch cartoons and binge on spinellis 
No need to be jelly because the shits is strictly platonic

Wing woman but take out the wo and the only thing left is you who ain’t even got a chance to brush up while she dance across the room for another cocktail
Yeah u can call me cock blocking’s and id Ratha be knockin ya ass out in the streets than have you knowckin boots While she just need to get some rest after overindulgence

Don’t get mad cus you don’t have as much sauce as me even after you stealin plastic packets from Mc d’s and Taco Bell 
I know it’s hard as hell to hear a chick be stealin your woman
But jus know tha genda queer gonna treat ha gooda

Brit Thompson