CONTROL ROOM - Speech

Heidi, we are getting married
I hope that recording this song
Won't cause me to be buried
We'll exchange some vows tonight
So stick around
I'll try my best not to cry
When you're walking down

Say, Eric and Thirii, have you seen them yet
Oh Cecilia, too? 
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Benny really loves the Jiang
He's got some black shoes, a dark gray suit
He bought at Nordstrom and Suits 20/20
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang

Heidi, I hope you can forgive me
For sending this recording out
To all our friends and family
We shall survive, we may even live real long
But if we feel we're getting old
We'll just start playing this song

Oh Christine and Kyle, have you seen them yet
Oh Helen and Allison, too?
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Benny really loves the Jiang
He's got some black shoes, a dark gray suit
He bought at Nordstrom and Suits 20/20
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang

Oh Zack and Toby, have you seen them yet
Oh Pilaf, too?
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Benny really loves the Jiang
He's got some black shoes, a dark gray suit
He bought at Nordstrom and Suits 20/20
B-B-B-Benny and the Jiang

Benny, Benny and the Jiang
Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny and the Jiang
Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny and the Jiang

Ben Nicholson