* HUMAN!
* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
* YOU SEE, AS THE CURRENT COMMANDER OF THE ROYAL GUARD,
* I AM CONFLICTED.
* MY JOB AS COMMANDER IS TO CAPTURE YOU
* AND SEND YOU OVER TO OUR RULER,
* CHARA.
* ...
* THEY WON'T TREAT YOU WITH PUZZLES.
* THEY WON'T EVEN TREAT YOU WITH DELICIOUS PASTA.
* ...I'M AFRAID, HUMAN.
* AFRAID FOR YOUR FUTURE,
* AND HOW IT MIGHT...
* ...
* ...NO.
* YOU KNOW WHAT?

* THIS IS NO TIME TO BE FEARFUL!
* NO TIME TO BACK DOWN!
* THIS IS WHERE I FINALLY SHINE!
* NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

* HUMAN!
* ALL OF MY PREVIOUS PUZZLES HAVE FAILED,
* IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FACE YOUR GREATEST PUZZLE YET.
* ME!
* BY NOW, UNDYNE WOULD HAVE HAD YOU IN HER GRASP.
* BUT NOW, I STAND HERE,
* SET TO FULFILL HER WILL,
* AND FULLY PREPARED FOR BATTLE!
* LET'S START THINKING OF THE WIDER IMPLICATIONS.
* THINK ABOUT ALL THE HONOR AND POPULARITY.
* BOTH YOU AN I WILL BE REGARDED AS HEROES FOR MONSTERKIND.
* SO STEP FORWARD AT YOUR OWN RISK.
* MY BONES WILL BE FORCED TO CLASH WITH YOURS!

45) NYEH HEH HEH!!!

SANS? ARE YOU AWAKE?

hmm? maybe.

DID YOU DOZE OFF AGAIN?

yeah i did. sorry papyrus.

IT'S FINE, I CAME OVER TO ASK IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY MY NEW COMPANION.

let's see... papyrus, that's a human.

WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?! WOW! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
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"The offbeat RPG with actions tailored to consequences."
Piece composed by @circamfurence

(ARCHIVED/UNUSED) Snarky Bones

Undertale v1.69 (C) Toby Fox 2015
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Menu Theme, Variation 1
Track: GoldenFlowers 
Image: GoldenFlowers 



[sans has no new posts.]

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ISOLOPHOBIA (Unused)

* Ahem!
* Today... I'm going to tell you the story of a Human and a Monster.
* Long ago, a human fell into the underground.
* They were found by the royal family, the Dreemurrs.
* They did not treat the human harshly, as most other monsters would.
* No, instead, they raised them as one of their own.
* Their son in particular grew very fond of them.
* The human lived happily with the Dreemurrs for a while.
* However...
* An unfortunate accident resulted in the death of the human.
* The Dreemurr's son, wracked with grief,
* sought to give the human a proper burial.
* Fusing with the SOUL of the human, he passed through the barrier and to the surface.
* Upon reaching the surface, the other humans, in shock, accussed him and began striking at him.
* Gravely injured, the Dreemurr son stumbled back to the underground,
* and there died from his wounds.
* His parents, mourning the loss of both their children,
* Swore to never let such a tragedy happen again.
* "All humans must die."
* So decreed the king.
* Now, another human has fallen into the underground.
* Will they be the one to stop this cycle...
* Or will they perish like the rest?

71. Story of the Underground

[Dusttale: the id]
* Feral beasts emerge in battle!

09 - Trouble Dingle

* Do not despair, young traveler.
* I have come to right my own wrongs.

idk why I made asriel so devious here but it works

85) His Theme (AGAIN!?)

* Ah, a human! 
* Quite a pleasant surprise. 
* Howdy, you may call me Jack. The... jack-in-a-box.  
* Anywho... 
* Seems you're a bit far from home, aren't you? 
* Someone should at least teach you the basics. 
* Someone like... me! 

we turned asgore into a present box.

Thumbnail and Dialogue by @snowy-snowster

09 - Trouble Dingle

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