THE STAR VS THE CHEF
THE NURTURED VS THE WALL
THE FAILURE VS THE HYDRA
THE NIHILISTS VS THE HATTED MEN

GR2/3 HOST
BLUNCH INCORPORATED

Hey. So, uh, I decided to change my hair color when I came to Idaho, y'know, so a STEGOSAURUS or some shit doesn't recognize me... But now this weird green guy is following me around saying "I KNOW IT'S YOU SULLEY" and "OUR DARK PACT SHALL BE FULFILLED". Idk what he's on about but if he wants to help with the tournament, sure.

-Pilotredsun, Surrealist Content, and Palette Swaps
-𝒫𝒾𝓍𝒶𝓇.
-Dancing, Dance Trends, and Music To Dance Your Heart Out To
-𝒮𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓎 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈.
-Characters Chris Pratt Has Portrayed
-𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈.


Songs Used:
Ken Arai - HYPNOTIK (Scary Things, Mutation, Existentialism, Loss of Control, Corruption, Body Horror, Horrifying Abominations, ████████)
Madeon - ABSOLU (Screams, Collaborators, Evil Versions, Time, Puzzles)
Madeon - You're On (Collaborators, █████████ █████)
SSJ9K - Goku vs. All Might RAP BATTLE!! (Characters Chris Pratt Has Portrayed: All Might in the 2025 MHA Movie, Shonen Jump, Evil Versions: SSJ9K Goku, Battle, Wishes: I WISH this song was longer!, Superheroes, Supernatural Abilities, What You Can Do On The Web: Watch The All Might Vs Goku Rap Battle!, What You Cannot Kill, Independent Web Animation, What Makes You Frown: This Song Ending!, Questions: *Why?*, ████████)
Oliver Tree & Little Big - The Internet (Soulless Music, Electropop, The Internet, Computers, What You Can Do: Live in a Meme, Overly Edgy)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Joke Characters: Winston Payne, YTPMV Adjacent, Mystery, Visual Novels, The Law, Questions: What Are They Even Objecting To?)
Kid LAROI and Justin Beiber - Stay (Dance, 21st Century Pop, Media Rowley Would Probably Like, Heavily Features Evil Versions: Mario, Wishes, Corruptive Forces, ██████████ ██ █████)
Post Malone - Circles (21st Century Pop, Marvel Artists, Negative Feelings, █████ ██████, ████ ███ ██ ███ ███)
Family Guy - Hummer Dude (Characters Chris Pratt Has Portrayed: Chris Pratt, YTPMV Sources, Toby Fox: Sans Was On Family Guy, Corruptive Forces: Hummers, Adult Swim, Questions: What Kind of Jerk WOULD Drive One of Those?, █████ ██ ████)
Diary of a Tourney Kid - False Prophet (Characters Chris Pratt Has Portrayed: Alpharad In The 2027 DOATK Movie, Famous Remixes, What We Should Never Know: What a Biblically Accurate Angel Looks Like)
ICP - In My Room (Death, Those Who Hide Their Identity, Villain Songs, Corruption, Corruptive Forces, Brutal Cruelties, Overly Edgy, The Unknown, █████████)
Scott Lloyd Shelly - Boss 1 (Undeath, Clones, What No Longer Exists, Mythical Creatures, Monsters, Horrifying Abominations, British Culture: Kings, ████)
Chris o'Neill - Brown Smile (Evil Versions, Old Internet Artists, Adult Swim, Artists From The Isles, ███████)
The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Death, Negative Feelings, █████ ████)

IF I WERE A RICH MAN [DOATZ GR2 BRACKET]

(Contestant 015 - Joshie)
Be kind to each other. That's all I ask.

-Music By Joshie, Kid Friendly Musicians, and Media Made To Appeal To Kids
(Animal Heart,They Might Be Giants, Lego)
-21st Century Pop, and Soulless Music
(Single Ladies, Hey Ya, Nickelback)
-Media Rowley Jefferson Probably Likes, and Songs He Pulled in DOATK
(Excuse My Rudeness, Thank You For Being a Friend, Time On My Side)
-Hearts, Dreams, Souls, And Celestial Bodies
(Heart to Heart, Dream On, Counting Stars)
-'Glam' Style Artists and Culture
(Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Elton John)
-Death, Undeath, and What Doesn't Kill Us
(death bed, Zombie, Till Death Do We Part)

Songs Used: 
Tegan And Sara - Everything is AWESOME!!! (Appeals To Kids, Rowley Would Like Legos)
AJR - Bang! (21st Century Pop, Soulless Music, I think, idk i just dont like them)

VICTORY! - JOSHIE

Joshie. Never felt like he deserved this, honestly. Constantly outmatched, only barely scraping in the first decommissioned round. But whatever steam that pushed him to win back then clearly ran out here.

𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝒜𝒟 𝒮𝒰𝐹𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐸𝒟 𝐸𝒩𝒪𝒰𝒢𝐻. 𝐼 𝑀𝒜𝒟𝐸 𝐻𝐼𝒮 𝒯𝐸𝑅𝑀𝐼𝒩𝒜𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩 𝒬𝒰𝐼𝒞𝒦.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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(Contestant 015 - Joshie)
Be kind to each other. That's all I ask.

-Music By Joshie, Kid Friendly Musicians, and Media Made To Appeal To Kids
(Animal Heart,They Might Be Giants, Lego)
-21st Century Pop, and Soulless Music
(Single Ladies, Hey Ya, Nickelback)
-Media Rowley Jefferson Probably Likes, and Songs He Pulled in DOATK
(Excuse My Rudeness, Thank You For Being a Friend, Time On My Side)
-Hearts, Dreams, Souls, And Celestial Bodies
(Heart to Heart, Dream On, Counting Stars)
-'Glam' Style Artists and Culture
(Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Elton John)
-Death, Undeath, and What Doesn't Kill Us
(death bed, Zombie, Till Death Do We Part)

Songs Used:
Shiloh Dynasty - Hesitations (Hearts)
Panic! At The Disco - Death of a Bachelor (Pop, Death)
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (Media Rowley Would Probably Like)

RESULTS - JOSHIE

Contestant 014 - DJ Not Porter Robinson
Did my best. Can't regret that. Thanks.

-Porter Robinson, His Collaborators, And Artists Signed TO Mom+Pop Records
(Sad Machine, Madeon, Sunflower Bean)
-Electropop and Prog. House
(Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito, Swedish House Mafia)
-Identity, The Measures Taken To Hide It, Those Who Hide It, and The Lack Of It
(Who You Are, Mask Chant, Daft Punk, Identity Theft)
-Famous Remixes, Artists Known For Remixing, and People Who've Remixed/Sampled Porter's Music
(Helix, Sebastian, Nero)
-The Sky, Water, and Wishes
(A Sky Full of Stars, Smoke on The Water, Wish You Were Here)
-Unreleased Content, Existentialism, and What No Longer Exists
(Hunger, Let Down, I Wish You Well)

Songs Used: 
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Darren Styles & Gammer Remix) (Porter Robinson, Famous Remixes, Remixed Porter)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Those Who Hide Their Identity)
Lena Raine/2 Mello - Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)(Remixes, Identity, Existentialism)

VICTORY! DJ NOT PORTER ROBINSON

CONTESTANT 016 - LOADING SCREEN
．．．Ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｂａｔｔｅｒｙ．

-Incredibly Long Songs, and Other Media That Takes a Really Really Long Time To Finish
(Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Fool's Gold, The Longest Game Ever)
-Waiting, Time, and The Passage of It
(Wait For Me, Out of Time, Yesterday)
-Webcore, The Internet, Artists Associated with How It USED to be, and What You Can Do On The World Wide Web
(Welcome to the Internet, Brodyquest, Browser History)
-Development Hell and Cancelled Media
(Mother 3, Mewgenics, P.T.)
-Viruses, Corruption, Corruptive Forces, and What You Cannot Kill
(Virus Alert, Choke, What Is Already Dead)
-Dragons, Mythology, and Mythical Creatures
(Heart of a Dragon, Hercules, The Last Unicorn)

Songs Used:
Delta Heavy - Ghost (Internet, What You Can Do: Like, Everything In The MV)
Miracle Musical - Time Machine (Waiting, Time, and The Passage of It)

VICTORY! LOADING SCREEN

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THE WALL: ...𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒲𝐸𝑅𝐸 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁, 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼'𝒹 𝓅𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊.

THE WALL WINS!

THE WALL - 22 VOTES [73.3%]
THE CHEF - 8 VOTES [26.7%]

[GR3M1] RESULTS

CONTESTANT 09 - HHSPAMTON
SAYONARA, BELOVED [CUSTOMER]S! I MAY GO NOW, BUT MY [Memories...] WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON IN YOUR [Heart-Shaped Object]S... AND THE HHGREGG WEBSITE, WHICH YOU CAN FIND AT [Hyperlink Blocked]

-Toby Fox, and Anything Related To Media He's Worked On
(Undertale, deltarune, Pokemon)
-Advertisements
(Soy Yo, Lose Yourself, Taking Stock)
-Business, Deals, Stores, The Holiday Season, and Summer
(Nobody's Business, Let's Make a Deal, Midsummer Madness, Last Christmas)
-YTP and YTPMV, Their Common Sources, and Artists used in Popular HHGregg and Big Shot Mashups
(The Glorious Octagon of Destiny, Big Beat Mario, Bruno Mars)
-The Unintelligible, Puppets, Failure, and The Loss Of Control
(Word Disassociation, Moving Right Along, Lose Control)
-Trash, Junk, and Things Rendered Obsolete
(I Love Trash, Piece of Junk, Cassette Player)

Songs Used:
INABAKUMORI - Lagtrain (HHGregg Mashups)
The Stupendium - Ad Infinitum (Toby Fox Related, Ads, Trash/Junk)
Toby Fox - BIG SHOT (THAT'S ME [MA]! THAT'S ME UP THERE!)

VICTORY! HHSPAMTON

I... KNOW he was a jerk. He was like some. fuckin oooh buy my products guy. Yelled at people. But. Why do I feel so bad? Why is it... Thinking of everyone who's lost so far is... getting to me.
...I need to end this.

𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝒜𝐼𝐿𝒰𝑅𝐸 𝒲𝒜𝒮 𝒫𝐸𝑅𝒮𝐼𝒮𝒯𝐸𝒩𝒯. 𝐵𝒰𝒯 𝒩𝒪 𝑀𝒜𝒯𝒯𝐸𝑅 𝐻𝒪𝒲 𝑀𝒰𝒞𝐻 𝐻𝐸 𝒯𝑅𝐼𝐸𝒟, 𝐻𝐸 𝒞𝒪𝒰𝐿𝒟𝒩'𝒯 𝑀𝒜𝒦𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒮𝐸𝐿𝐿. 𝒩𝒪𝒯 𝒜𝒢𝒜𝐼𝒩𝒮𝒯 *𝑀𝐸*.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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CONTESTANT 09 - HHSPAMTON
SAYONARA, BELOVED CUSTOMERS! I MAY GO NOW, BUT MY [Memories...] WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON IN YOUR [Heart-Shaped Object]S... AND THE HHGREGG WEBSITE, WHICH YOU CAN FIND AT [Hyperlink Blocked]

-Toby Fox, and Anything Related To Media He's Worked On
(Undertale, deltarune, Pokemon)
-Advertisements
(Soy Yo, Lose Yourself, Taking Stock)
-Business, Deals, Stores, The Holiday Season, and Summer
(Nobody's Business, Let's Make a Deal, Midsummer Madness, Last Christmas)
-YTP and YTPMV, Their Common Sources, and Artists used in Popular HHGregg and Big Shot Mashups
(The Glorious Octagon of Destiny, Big Beat Mario, Bruno Mars)
-The Unintelligible, Puppets, Failure, and The Loss Of Control
(Word Disassociation, Moving Right Along, Lose Control)
-Trash, Junk, and Things Rendered Obsolete
(I Love Trash, Piece of Junk, Cassette Player)

Songs Used:
Toby Fox - Fallen Down (Reprise) (Toby Fox)
Pearl Jam - Around The Bend (The Unintelligible: Eddie Vedder lol)
Daft Punk - Doin It Right (Gregg Mashups)

RESULTS - HHSPAMTON

(DECOMMISSIONED 03/04 - THE CONJOINED)
CURRENT DEPICTION BY: THE JESTER [Le Raz27#6898]

HA! TWO PEOPLE WOVEN TOGETHER? I MIGHT STEAL THE IDEA! HAHAHA!
[evil maxwell thinks they look like shit.]

-MEDIA WITH PEOPLE NAMED 'GUY', MALE SYNONYMS, AND GENERIC MEN
(THE MUPPETS, SPY KIDS 3, CHAINSAW MAN)
-SONGS ABOUT Y'ALL AND US.
(WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, INDUSTRY, JUST THE TWO OF US)
-CLOTHING, KNITTING, AND OTHER HOBBIES/FUN ACTIVITIES
(SWEATER WEATHER, HOW LOW, DANCE)
-GUNS AND RANGED WEAPONRY, COWBOYS, BREAKING THE LAW, AND OTHER THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THE WILD WEST
(21 GUNS, BIG IRON, JUDGEMENT)
-WEBCOMICS, FLASH, AND CYBERPUNK MEDIA
(SUNSLAMMER, NITROME MUST DIE, DEUS EX)
-DUALITY, CONTRASTING ELEMENTS, AND DUOS WE JUST CAN'T IMAGINE BEING APART
(LIGHT & NIGHT, BLACK RAINBOWS, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL)
-FATE, DESTINY, AND WHAT WE CANNOT AVOID
(TWIST OF FATE, ESCAPE THE FATE, DEATH'S GRASP)

Songs Used:

Curt Blakeslee - Beatdown DX (Named Guy: Guy Fieri, Male Synonyms: Bro, Webcomics)
Jukio Kallio - Where The Guns At (Guns)
Miracle Musical - Labyrith (What You Cannot Avoid)
Toby Fox - YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE (Fun Activities: Hanging Out With Your Best Friend)
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man (Male Synonyms: Man, Generic Men)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Contrasting Elements, Iconic Duos)
Weezer - Undone (Clothing)
Lil Nas X - Montero (Cowboys? idk the guy made old town road)
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy (Guy)

[S] CANNOT ABSCOND.

Contestant 00
The Nobody
Thank you everyone. For believing in someone like me.

-Songs About No One And Nothing
-Generic Things and What Lacks An Identity
-Things No One Likes
-Doppelgangers, Clones, and Fusion
-Doom and Hopelessness
-Dystopian and Apocalyptic Media

Songs Used:
JerryTerry - No one's around to help. (Nobody)
Chris de Burgh -The Lady in Red (Nobody)

Victory! The Nobody

it was funny. for a time, yknow. at first. it was fun. im chris pratt

I actually feel somewhat sad... Wasted potential. Towards the end, The Nobody was becoming its own being, separate from the two people its soul was made from. This doesn't save those two from consequences, though; The Heir and The Outlaw will suffer a great trial in losers bracket, each running with only half of their soul.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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Contestant 00
The Nobody
Thank you everyone. For believing in someone like me.

-Songs About No One And Nothing
-Generic Things and What Lacks An Identity
-Things No One Likes
-Doppelgangers, Clones, and Fusion
-Doom and Hopelessness
-Dystopian and Apocalyptic Media

Songs Used:
Pearl Jam - Nothingman (Nothing)
Mitski - Nobody (Nobody)

Results - The Nobody

Contestant 013 - Vergil

I may be gone, but this is far from over. Continue being motivated, and strive for power; strength is the force that shall end this tournament for good.

-Devil May Cry, Games In The Same Genre, and Capcom Media
-V-Tubers, Virtual Artists, and Otaku Culture
-Nature and Its Aspects
-V's Familiars
-Bait and Switch/Unfunny Memes, and Songs You're Tired of Hearing
-Demons, The Devil, and Media Featuring The Nine Layers

Songs Used:
Jamie Christopherson - It Has To Be This Way (Same Genre, Bait and Switch, Unfunny)
Casey Edwards - Bury The Light (DMC)
Jeff Rona - Crimson Cloud (DMC)

VICTORY! Vergil

bit memetic for my tastes. he was always like urrrgh power gawr gura grrr, yknow? idk he was weird

The Farmer has met his end. He was, like, a *threat* to our plans... but he was funny. He was the comic relief he- he had the memes! This will so hurt the ratings. Eh, oh well.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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Contestant 013 - Vergil

I may be gone, but this is far from over. Continue being motivated, and strive for power; strength is the force that shall end this tournament for good.

-Devil May Cry, Games In The Same Genre, and Capcom Media
-V-Tubers, Virtual Artists, and Otaku Culture
-Nature and Its Aspects
-V's Familiars
-Bait and Switch/Unfunny Memes, and Songs You're Tired of Hearing
-Demons, The Devil, and Media Featuring The Nine Layers

Songs Used:
Imagine Dragons - Demons (Demons)
Casey Edwards - Devil Trigger (DMC)

Results - Vergil

Contestant 01 - Mickey

It seems my tenure as king has come to an end. Thank you all.

-Disney 2D Animation, Mickey Mouse Media, and Media Parodied in Scoob and Shag
-Power, Positions of Power, and Cowardice
-Rodents, Magic, Money, and Greed
-Artists Signed Under The Walt Disney Record Label
-Deceptively Dark Media, and Comedy/Parody Horror
-Eyes, Thrones, and Being Trapped

Songs Used:
KANARIA - King (Royalty)
Jerma985 - Rat Birthday Mixtape (Rodents)

VICTORY! Mickey

brooooo mickey mouse nooooo

I'm glad he's dead, honestly. He was kind of a dick. Plus, apparently 'mickey mouse' is already in, like, 50 other tournaments, so we had to deal with THAT legal battle. That being said, I did respect the mouse's ambition.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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Contestant 01 - Mickey

It seems my tenure as king has come to an end. Thank you all.

-Disney 2D Animation, Mickey Mouse Media, and Media Parodied in Scoob and Shag
-Power, Positions of Power, and Cowardice
-Rodents, Magic, Money, and Greed
-Artists Signed Under The Walt Disney Record Label
-Deceptively Dark Media, and Comedy/Parody Horror
-Eyes, Thrones, and Being Trapped

Songs Used:
Rival - Throne (Thrones)
They Might Be Giants - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (Mickey Mouse Media, Disney Artists)

RESULTS - MICKEY

THE CONJOINED VS THE WALL
THE INVENTOR VS THE NIHILISTS

GR4/GF HOSTS:
**IN THE SHADOWS**
(Black Shadow and EVIL MAXWELL.)
...I'm not going to question it. I'm very tired, and very busy. Hopefully they can buy me enough time to complete the ritual.

-F-ZERO, Other Racing Games and Artists Notably Associated With Them
-Cars, and People Who Look Like Batman
-Forgotten/Neglected IPs
-cats and other things that spin
-EVIL MUSIC
-shadows, and living in the shadow of your more successful brother, Uni

Songs Used:

Ken Arai - Complex (EVIL Music, Duos, Body Horror, Abominations)
The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop (People Who Look Like Batman: a lot of people, Marvel: Spider-Man Homecoming, Punk, War)
Nickelback - Photograph (EVIL Music, Sexyman/██████ Tropes: Flashback to Troubling Past)
Oliver Tree - Cowboys Don't Cry (Cowboys, ██████ ███ ███ ████ ██ ███ ███████ █████, ███████ ██████)
TryHardNinja - Take Back The Night (█████████, Creativity)
Sabrepulse - Close To Me (spinning, Shapes)
Lemon Demon - Man-Made Object (Structures, Generic Men, Newgrounds Creators)
The Stupendium - Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (Metafiction)
ZUN - Bad Apple!! (Contrasting Elements, ████)
Gipsy Kings - Bamboléo (Non-Disney/Pixar CG: Peanuts Movie Commercial I Once Saw)
Jack Stauber - Easy To Breathe (Adult Swim, The Elderly, Realization)
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams (Marvel Artists, Shadows, Makes You FROWN, [Classified])

GR4 BRACKET - TAKE BACK YOUR LIFE

THEY WERE INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. A COMBINATION OF TWO CONTESTANTS. PERHAPS IN ANOTHER LIFE, THEY CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE. SAYONARA, HOMESTUCK AND COWBOY GUY.

[evil maxwell respected them greatly. he made it quick.]

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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Contestant 03/04
Cowguys
[𝕐'𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙.]
it's painful, but don't lose hope. the people responsible for all this... they can be beaten. i just know it.

-Media with People Named 'Guy', Male Synonyms, and Generic Men
(The Muppets, Spy Kids 3, Chainsaw Man)
-Songs About Y'all and Us
(We Are The Champions, Y'all Ready For This?, Just The Two of Us)
-Clothing, Knitting, and Other Hobbies/Fun Activities
(Sweater Weather, How Low, D.A.N.C.E.)
-Ranged Weaponry, Cowboys, Breaking The Law, and Other Things Associated With The Wild West
(Godz of Gunz, SHOOT PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE, Judgement)
-Webcomics, Flash, and Cyberpunk Media
(Moonsetter, Nitrome Must Die, Deus Ex)
-Duality, Contrasting Elements and Duos We Just Can't Imagine Being Apart
(Light & Night, Black Rainbows, Simon and Garfunkel)
-Fate, Destiny, and What We Cannot Avoid
(Twist of Fate, Escape The Fate, Death's Grasp)

Songs Used: 
Olivia Rodrigo - Favorite Crime (Wild West: Crime)
Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us (Us)

RESULTS - COWGUYS

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THE HYPOCRITE: 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄. 𝐍𝐎 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐆𝐄𝐄𝐙𝐄𝐑. 𝐍𝐎𝐖... 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍.

THE NIHILISTS WIN!

THE NIHILISTS: 22 VOTES [73.3%]
THE INVENTOR: 8 VOTES [26.7%]

[GR4M2] - RESULTS

(Contestant 07 - Bigweld)

I impressed myself, getting this far! Looks like I wasn't as outmoded as I thought. But the future belongs to the young, hehe. So... keep shining on. ...Even you, Deus.

-Artists Featured in 20th Century Animation Films, Songs from Non-Disney/Pixar CG Animated Films, and Mel Brooks Media 
(Robots, Shrek, Hotel Transylvania)

-Robots, The Mechanical, and Inventing/Engineering 
(Robot Rock, Turning Gears, New Invention)

-Shapes, Rolling and Other Forms of Motion, and Dominoes
(Circle of Life, Rolling Girl, Domino Dancing)

-Tumblr Sexypeople, Their Tropes, 'Tumblr Fandoms', and Fandom Culture
(Biggering, Hellbent, Shipping)

-The Elderly, Songs By Them, and Songs They Enjoy
(Tony Bennett, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra) 

-Creativity, The Lack of It, Brand New Ideas, and General Creation
(The Creativity Song, Wrong Idea, Create)

-Skeletons, Things Split/Broken Apart, and What Lies Beneath The Surface
(Split Down The Middle, Broken To Pieces, Crawling)

Songs Used:

Donkey and Puss in Boots - Livin La Vida Loca (Non-Disney/Pixar CG: Shrek 2)
IDKHow - New Invention (Mechanical, Inventing)

VICTORY! BIGWELD

I COMMEND HIS RESILIENCE. IT SHOWS THAT OLD AGE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A FACTOR IN STRENGTH. GOODBYE, ROBOT MAN.

evil maxwell: [https://tenor.com/view/big-weld-gif-25668048]

BE NICE.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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(Contestant 07 - Bigweld)

I impressed myself, getting this far! Looks like I wasn't as outmoded as I thought. But the future belongs to the young, hehe. So... keep shining on. ...Even you, Deus.

-Artists Featured in 20th Century Animation Films, Songs from Non-Disney/Pixar CG Animated Films, and Mel Brooks Media
(Robots, Shrek, Hotel Transylvania)

-Robots, The Mechanical, and Inventing/Engineering
(Robot Rock, Turning Gears, New Invention)

-Shapes, Rolling and Other Forms of Motion, and Dominoes
(Circle of Life, Rolling Girl, Domino Dancing)

-Tumblr Sexypeople, Their Tropes, 'Tumblr Fandoms', and Fandom Culture
(Biggering, Hellbent, Shipping)

-The Elderly, Songs By Them, and Songs They Enjoy
(Tony Bennett, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra)

-Creativity, The Lack of It, Brand New Ideas, and General Creation
(The Creativity Song, Wrong Idea, Create)

-Skeletons, Things Split/Broken Apart, and What Lies Beneath The Surface
(Split Down The Middle, Broken To Pieces, Crawling)

Songs Used:

Frank Sinatra - My Way (Non-Disney/Pixar CG: Far Far Away Idol, Old People Music)
Eels - Need Some Sleep (Non-Disney/Pixar CG: Shrek 2)
Arianne - Komm, süsser Tod (Robots)

RESULTS - BIGWELD

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THE HYPOCRITE: 𝙐𝙉𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀! 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝘼𝙎, 𝙄𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙁𝙐𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙀.

THE NIHILISTS WIN!

THE NIHILISTS: 22 VOTES [55%]
THE WALL: 18 VOTES [45%]

[GONER FINALS] - RESULTS

(Contestant 010 - The Wall)

Maybe none of this is real. Just a construct of someone's imagination. But... It still felt real. And... I'm thankful for the support. It was nice to be appreciated for who I am. Thank you.

-Marvel, Superheroes/Supervillains, and Artists Featured in Marvel Media
(Into The Spiderverse, Iron Man, Madvillain)
(The Weeknd, Pink Floyd, Post Malone)

-Structures, Bricks and Other Building Materials, and Accidents
(Off The Wall, The Bricks, The Accident)

-"Joke Characters", Villain Songs, and Media Prominently Featuring Tragic Villains
(Truth Beauty and Hatred, Brand New Day, Come Along With Me)

-Educational Media and Education as a Concept
(The Electric Company, Sesame Street, How It's Made)

-The Wall's Powers, and Supernatural Abilities in General
(Mind Control, Unbreakable, Titanium)

-The Fourth Wall, What Often Breaks It, and Metafictional Narratives
(Exploring Stanley, Sam and Max, Your Reality)

-Truth and Realization
(Touch-Tone Telephone, Policy of Truth, I Know All)

Songs Used:
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Marvel: Disney+ The Wall TV Series Trailer)
Juice WRLD - Hide (Marvel: Spider-Verse)
Musiclide - Broken Machine (Fourth Wall, Metafictional)

VICTORY - THE WALL

HE WAS ALWAYS INTERESTING. I'VE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THAT MIND OF HIS, AND I DON'T BELIEVE I WANT TO KNOW. HIS STRENGTH WAS REMARKABLE, HOWEVER; HE WAS SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE.

[villain to villain. respect. i made it quick]

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ.
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(Contestant 010 - The Wall)

Maybe none of this is real. Just a construct of someone's imagination. But... It still feels real. And... I'm thankful for the support. It was nice to be appreciated. Thank you.

-Marvel, Superheroes/Supervillains, and Artists Featured in Marvel Media
(Into The Spiderverse, Iron Man, Madvillain)
(The Weeknd, Pink Floyd, Post Malone)

-Structures, Bricks and Other Building Materials, and Accidents
(Off The Wall, The Bricks, The Accident)

-"Joke Characters", Villain Songs, and Media Prominently Featuring Tragic Villains
(Truth Beauty and Hatred, Brand New Day, Come Along With Me)

-Educational Media and Education as a Concept
(The Electric Company, Sesame Street, How It's Made)

-The Wall's Powers, and Supernatural Abilities in General
(Mind Control, Unbreakable, Titanium)

-The Fourth Wall, What Often Breaks It, and Metafictional Narratives
(Exploring Stanley, Sam and Max, Your Reality)

-Truth and Realization
(Touch-Tone Telephone, Policy of Truth, I Know All)

Songs Used:
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (Marvel Artists)
Penelope Scott - rät (Truth, Realization)

RESULTS - THE WALL

Read the lore here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wH-qd5AQ3q2z2GTH-a4soJ10LtjstEdBGo3ceBMPc4A/edit?usp=sharing

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FINAL BOSS

EVIL MARIO

-Mario, and First Party Nintendo.
-Gachas, Scams, Massive Crossover Media, and Things That Violate Copyright Infringement.
-Sins, Hell and Its Denizens, and The Unholy.
-Apocalypse, Destruction, and Demise.
-Media Featuring Fallen Heroes.
-My Sycophantic Followers.
-But You Have No Idea How Many Powers I Have.

Songs Used: 

Minecraft - Boss (Alpha) (Mario, Massive Crossover Media, Copyright Infringement: Grand Dad)
Imagine Dragons - Demons (Demons)
Scott The Woz - Closing In (Sycophantic Followers: Scott The Woz)
Billie Eilish - all the good girls go to hell (Hell)
Kate Higgins - Jump Up Superstar! (Mario)
Touhou - Bad Apple!!! (Bullet "Hell", probably a fallen hero somewhere in the series idk ask sarq)
Matt Maltese - As The World Caves In (Apocalypse)
Mili - In Hell We Live, Lament (Gachas, Hell)
Abby Trott - Lifelight (First Party Nintendo, Massive Crossover Media)

[FINAL BOSS APPROACHING] - IS IT GOOD FOR ME TO DESTROY... THE WORLD?

FINALIST 012 
A CAR SEAT HEADREST 

CSH: It's all on me - I believe - I can - win

-Car Seat Headrest, Its Members, Their Collaborators/Solo Projects, and Indie Rock/Slacker Rock Artists 
(Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales, 1 Trait Danger, Good Kid)

-Cars, Seats, Heads, and Resting 
(Drive By, The Chair, Head Over Heels, Rest in Peace)

-Music Associated With Stupid/Silly Tourney Characters, And Conceptually Silly Characters In General 
(21 Kid, Peter Griffin, Lanky Kong)

-LGBTQ+ Artists/Themes/Culture, Furries, and Music CSH Fans Would Probably Listen To 
(Confronting Myself, Purrgatory, Mitski)

-Eldritch Beings, Eyes, Sight, and Corruption 
(Unrequited Love and He Who Sleeps Beneath, Rhinestone Eyes, Corrupt)

-Religious Themes, Angels, And Things That Are Definitely Accurate To The Bible
(Take Me To Church, City Of Angels, Be Not Afraid) 

-UNREQUITED LOVE, HEARTBREAK, AND LOVE LOST
(YOU WERE PERFECT AND I'M SORRY, GOOD 4 U, DEATH BED)

Songs Used: 

Hikaru Utada - One Last Kiss (LGBTQ+ Musicians, Religious Themes, Angels, Definitely Accurate To The Bible, Silly Tourney Characters: Of Course You Have Blue Hair And Pronouns)
Car Seat Headrest - Beach Life In Death (CSH, Unrequited Love)
Mitski - Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart (Indie Rock Artists, Heartbreak, Also Probably Like)
why mona - Wannabe (Unrequited Love)
Good Kid - Alchemist (Indie Rock)
Car Seat Headrest - Life Worth Missing (CSH)
Twenty One Pilots - Car Radio (Cars, Seats)
Car Seat Headrest - Sober To Death (CSH)
vivivivivi - KILL (Furries)

Bury Me In Your Memory

FINALIST 02
THE NIHILISTS

THE HYPOCRITE: 𝙒𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝘼𝙒𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀... 𝙒𝙀'𝙍𝙀 𝙂𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙒𝙉... 𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏...
THE FOLLOWER: i̴t̴'̴s̴ ̴e̴a̴s̴i̴e̴r̴ ̴t̴o̴ ̴j̴u̴s̴t̴ ̴g̴i̴v̴e̴ ̴u̴p̴


-ANYTHING FEATURED ON OR LICENSED BY ADULT SWIM, AMERICAN ADULT ANIMATION, AND SURREALIST HORROR
(SMILING FRIENDS, FAMILY GUY, JUNJI ITO)

-NEWGROUNDS, ITS CREATORS AND CREATIONS, AND INDEPENDENT WEB ANIMATION
(ALIEN HOMINID, THE BINDING OF ISAAC, HELLUVA BOSS)

-NIHILISM, TOXICITY, NEGATIVE FEELINGS/EMOTIONS, AND THE BRUTAL CRUELTIES OF REALITY
(IN THE END, TOXIC, DESPAIR, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SOMEDAY)

-MUSIC AND THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FROWN
(SPACE SONG, HURT, LOSS)

-EMO, PUNK, AND MUSICIANS KNOWN FOR BEING EDGY
(AMERICAN FOOTBALL, CRASS, HAUNTED)

-FIRE, MONSTERS, BODY HORROR, AND HORRIFYING ABOMINATIONS
(HEARTS ON FIRE, PARASYTE, KISS ME/KILL ME)

-WAR,CHAOS, AND DEVASTATION
(SEVEN NATION ARMY, WAR PIGS, CHAOTIC)

Songs Used:

Halsey - You Should Be Sad (Negative Emotions: Sadness)
Twenty One Pilots - Ride (Nihilism, Things That Make You FROWN: THINKING TOO MUCH)
Gnash, Olivia O'Brien - i hate u, i love u (Negative Emotions: Hate)
blink-182 - Adam's Song (Punk)
Sunny Day Real Estate - In Circles (Emo, What Makes You Frown: SMILING FACES, Fire: The SUN)
Young Stoner Life & Young Thug - Superstar (Brutal Cruelties: YOU AIN'T MAKING OUT OF THE GNOME FOREST WITH THIS ONE!, Fire: THIS SHIT IS FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT, Horrifying Anominations: FAKE PEPPINO)
Dust Devil - D-Code [adult swim]
Gotye - Somebody I Used To Know (Negative Feelings, Music That Makes You FROWN!, Brutal Cruelties: HIS NAME *ISN'T* "BIG BOOBS" AND YOU *SHOULDN'T* LOOK HIM UP ON YOUR SCHOOL COMPUTER!)

THE DAYS WHEN I WAS STILL ALIVE

FINALIST 011
BREEZY SLIDE

LOUIE: I... didn't think we could get this far. I'm proud regardless of what happens from here on out.
BRIAN: We're pretty much home free as long as we don't come across any war criminals!
LOUIE: oddly specific

-BDG+Louie Zong, their collaborators, and What They've Been Involved With
(Breezy Slide, Thumbnail, Burn Pygmalion!)
  
-City Pop and Indie Folk Artists
(Mariya Takeuchi, Tatsuro Yamashita, Fleet Foxes)
  
-Friendship, Having Fun, and Good Vibes in General
(F is For Friends, Happy, Good Feeling)
 
-Comedy Artists and Comedians, and PRETTY FUNNY Music
(Bo Burnham, Will Wood, Neil Cicierega)

-Gamer/Nerdcore Artists, History's Famous Gamers, and Games Discussed By Brian/Sampled by Louie
(Starbomb, Markiplier, Kirby)
 
-Melody Assistant, Artists Sampled in Goodwill Beats, and Other Quirky Little Things Louie Does With His Music
(Hello World, Smash Mouth, K.K. Cruisin)

-MEMORIES, GHOSTS, AND THE PAST YOU CANNOT LET GO OF
(THNKS FR TH MMRS, GHOSTS, HOW TO SAVE A LIFE)

Songs Used: 

The Altogether - Five Minutes (BDG, Indie Folk)
NSP - I Don't Know What We're Talking About (History's Famous Gamers)
Animal Crossing New Horizons - 6AM (Games Sampled By Louie, Louie Stuff: K.K. Slider Covers)
Fleet Foxes - The Plains / Bitter Dancer (Indie Folk)
Will Wood - Memento Mori (Comedians, Memories)
Louie Zong, Brian David Gilbert, Jeff Liu - Pocket (Louie Zong, BDG)
Bo En - Friend (Friendship)
The Altogether - See The Day (BDG, Indie Folk)
Markiplier - Space Was Cool (History's Famous Gamers, Memories)
Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love (City Pop)

five more minutes, its six am

READ THE LORE HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Czp09w0PKyyDCuCJl7Ikj8Nf_1lTnub6CQLtuIsoggc/edit?usp=sharing

VOTING HAS CLOSED.
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FINAL BOSS
EVIL MARIO

-Mario, and First Party Nintendo.
-Gachas, Scams, Massive Crossover Media, and Things That Violate Copyright Infringement.
-Sins, Hell and Its Denizens, and The Unholy.
-Apocalypse, Destruction, and Demise.
-Media Featuring Fallen Heroes.
-My Sycophantic Followers.
-̵̞͝B̵̤̊ũ̸̢ṫ̵̢ ̷̰̓Y̵͓͌o̸̦͂u̷̘̽ ̸̜̀H̶̱̐ḁ̶͘v̶̖̆e̴͎͋ ̶̣̐Ņ̶͂ơ̵̰ ̵̠̇I̶̟̕d̵͎͊ȩ̸̂å̸͓ ̴̻̍H̵̍͜o̸̩͝w̴͙͌ ̴̘̉M̶͍̕å̸̙ǹ̴̩y̸̭͠ ̶͓̿P̵͍̀ǫ̷̚w̶͉͠è̴͕r̴͕̀s̷̰̎ ̸͔͐I̷̫͂ ̶̉͜H̸̻͆a̶͓͋v̸̺͋ë̷͓́.̷̘͆


Songs Used: 

Desolo Zantas - Fallen Path (Siamo Zero) (First Party Nintendo, Fallen Heroes, Angels, Eldritch Beings, Discussed By Brian: Kirby, Horrifying Abominations: Also Kirby)
Kate Higgins - Jump Up Superstar! (Mario, Brian: When Can Mario Retire?)
Scott The Woz - Stupid Nintendo Games (Nintendo, Sycophantic Followers, Famous Gamers)
ow2n - Mario Kart'd (Mario, Cars, Nerdcore)
100 Gecs - (Also Probably Like)
Fetty Wap - 679 (Adult Animation: Family Guy)
Starbomb - SMASH! (Mario, Massive Crossover Media, Brian: OSHA Violations, War, Chaos)
Juice WRLD - SAD! (Negative Emotions: Sadness, Emo)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religious Themes, Definitely Accurate to the Bible)
Lemon Demon - Jaws (Comedy Artists, Newgrounds Creators)
My Chemical Romance – Cemetery Drive (Cars, Emo, Edgy)
Asheru - Judo Flip [adult swim]
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Cars, Comedy Artists, Music That Makes You FROWN!, Unholy)
Car Seat Headrest - Beach Life In Death (CSH, Makes You Frown: DEATH)
Mitski – Strawberry Blond (Indie Rock Artists)

[GRAND FINALS - FINAL BOSS] - THE BEGINNING...

VOTING HAS ENDED.
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Songs Used: 

Lena Raine - Farewell (LGBTQ+ Artists/Themes, Furries, Makes You Frown: Goodbyes, 𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃 𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊, ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕐 𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔾 𝕊𝕆ℕ𝔾𝕊)
Daft Punk - Digital Love (Unrequited Love, ℝ𝕆𝔹𝕆𝕋𝕊, 𝕄𝔸𝕊𝕂𝔼𝔻 𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕊)
Cake - Frank Sinatra (𝔽𝕆𝕆𝔻, 𝔽ℝ𝕀𝔼ℕ𝔻𝕊 𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕊, ℝ𝕆𝕊𝕊: 𝔸ℝℂℍ𝔸𝔼𝕆𝕃𝕆𝔾𝕐, ℍ𝔹𝕆: 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆ℙℝ𝔸ℕ𝕆𝕊)
Christina Perri - Jar of Hearts (ℍ𝔼𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕊)
Verbalase - Shadow vs Vegeta Beatbox (Brutal Cruelties: YOU WANNA BE VEGETA BUT YOU CAN'T BE VEGETA BECAUSE I'M VEGETA, 𝕊ℍ𝕆ℕ𝔼ℕ, 𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃 𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊)
Casey Edwards - Bury The Light(𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃 𝕄𝔸𝕐 ℂℝ𝕐)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Comedy Artists, 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝℕ𝔼𝕋)
The Altogether - See The Day (BDG, Indie Folk, Sight)
Laura Shigihara - Don't Forget (𝕋𝕆𝔹𝕐 𝔽𝕆𝕏)
Green Day - 21 Guns (Edgy Musicians, 𝔾𝕌ℕ𝕊)
Coldplay - Clocks ("𝔾𝕌𝕐", 𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀𝕊𝕃𝔼𝕊, 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼)
Dragon Ball Super - Ultra Instinct Theme (𝕊ℍ𝕆ℕ𝔼ℕ)
Porter Robinson - Divinity (ℙ𝕆ℝ𝕋𝔼ℝ ℝ𝕆𝔹𝕀ℕ𝕊𝕆ℕ, 𝔾𝕆𝔻𝕊)
Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower (𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃: 𝕊ℙ𝕀𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝔼, ℙ𝕃𝔸ℕ𝕋𝕊, ℂ𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕀𝔸𝕃 𝔹𝕆𝔻𝕀𝔼𝕊)
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard - Pleura (ℝ𝕆𝕐𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕐, 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕀ℂ)
Car Seat Headrest - Sober to Death (CSH)

[GRAND FINALS - FINAL BOSS] - ...AND THE END

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THE HYPOCRITE: 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗣𝗨𝗧 𝗨𝗣 𝗔 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗔𝗦 𝗜 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗗, 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗡𝗗. 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬.

THE NIHILISTS WIN.

THE NIHILISTS: 28 VOTES [58.3%]
BREEZY SLIDE: 25 VOTES [52.1%]
CAR SEAT HEADREST: 22 VOTES [45.8%]

[GRAND FINALS] - RESULTS

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TRANSMISSION RECOVERED
...

The Friends were, unfortunately, the next down. They managed to hang in there for a while, with Gilbert's trickery and Zong's surprising amount of combat skill (something about a 'funk guitar dojo'?), but their opponent was plainly too powerful. Before The Fallen Hero could launch a devastating blast of fire, however, Gilbert revealed a "Sonic Bible", which he wielded "like a holy blade" to chop off the devil's other wing.

He responded in kind. 

(2nd place is very respectable. Maybe in another world they could have won, but two frowners had other plans. GG.)

SECOND PLACE:
Contestant 11
Breezy Slide

-BDG+Louie Zong, their collaborators, and What They've Been Involved With
(Breezy Slide, Thumbnail, Burn Pygmalion!)

-City Pop and Indie Folk Artists
(Mariya Takeuchi, Tatsuro Yamashita, Fleet Foxes)

-Friendship, Having Fun, and Good Vibes in General
(F is For Friends, Happy, Good Feeling)

-Comedy Artists and Comedians, and PRETTY FUNNY Music
(Bo Burnham, Will Wood, Neil Cicierega)

-Gamer/Nerdcore Artists, History's Famous Gamers, and Games Discussed By Brian/Sampled by Louie
(Starbomb, Markiplier, Kirby)

-Melody Assistant, Artists Sampled in Goodwill Beats, and Other Quirky Little Things Louie Does With His Music
(Hello World, Smash Mouth, K.K. Cruisin)

-Memories, Ghosts, and The Past You Cannot Let Go Of
(Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Ghosts, How To Save A Life)

WON AGAINST LAYTON AND SHOLMES (66.7 - 33.3)
LOST AGAINST A CAR SEAT HEADREST (40 - 60)
WON AGAINST HHSPAMTON (52.6 - 47.3)
WON AGAINST CHEF GOKU BLACK (53.3 - 46.7)
WON AGAINST DJ NOT PORTER ROBINSON 54.8 - 45.2)
WON AGAINST COWGUYS (60.6 - 39.4)
WON AGAINST A CAR SEAT HEADREST, LOST AGAINST THE NIHILISTS (52.1% - 45.8% - 58.3%)

Songs Used:

Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants (Comedy Artists)
Brian David Gilbert, Louie Zong - Thumbnail 
Brian David Gilbert, Louie Zong - Breezy Slide (We Just Gotta Grab The Keys And Ride.)
Louie Zong - Hello World 
The Scary Jokes, Louie Zong - Community Gardens 
The Scary Jokes - Pleasure Cruise (Collaborators)
Lemon Demon - Goosebumps (Comedy Artists)
Caitlyn Myers - 4:00 AM (City Pop)
Louie Zong - Ghost Choir
The Altogether - See The Day (The 563654st See The Day Pull)
Louie Zong - melody in f

The Circle Controls Your Story

...
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TRANSMISSION RECOVERED
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The Somnambulist has managed to keep up the most of the contestants against The Fallen Hero, but its altruism unfortunately got the better of it. When The Fallen Hero launched a volley of unholy fire at The Friends and The Nihilists, The Somnambulist barrelled itself at the flames, absorbing the blow and bursting through. It flew further, burning all the while, and attacked faster than The Fallen Hero could react, colliding with one of the devil's wings and ripping it off. 

It was then ash before it reached the ground.

(It was a good run. I quite liked the little car pillow thing. Fly high.)

THIRD PLACE: 
Contestant 12
A Car Seat Headrest

-Car Seat Headrest, Its Members, Their Collaborators/Solo Projects, and Indie Rock/Slacker Rock Artists
(Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales, 1 Trait Danger, Good Kid)

-Cars, Seats, Heads, and Resting
(Drive By, The Chair, Head Over Heels, Rest in Peace)

-Music Associated With Stupid/Silly Tourney Characters, And Conceptually Silly Characters In General
(21 Kid, Peter Griffin, Lanky Kong)

-LGBTQ+ Artists/Themes/Culture, Furries, and Music CSH Fans Would Probably Listen To
(Confronting Myself, Purrgatory, Mitski)

-Eldritch Beings, Eyes, Sight, and Corruption
(Unrequited Love and He Who Sleeps Beneath, Rhinestone Eyes, Corrupt)

-Religious Themes, Angels, And Things That Are Definitely Accurate To The Bible
(Take Me To Church, City Of Angels, Be Not Afraid)

-Unrequited Love, Heartbreak, and Love Lost
(You Were Perfect and I'm Sorry, Good 4 U, Death Bed)

WON AGAINST LOADING SCREEN (54.5 - 45.5)
WON AGAINST BREEZY SLIDE (60 - 40)
WON AGAINST DJ NOT PORTER ROBINSON (53.1 - 46.9)
WON AGAINST BIGWELD (52.5 - 47.5)
LOST AGAINST THE NIHILISTS, BREEZY SLIDE (45.8% - 52.1% - 58.3%)


Songs Used:

The Weeknd - Angel (Angels)
Car Seat Headrest - Life Worth Missing
Car Seat Headrest - Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
Loren & Mash - THANATOS - IF I CAN'T BE YOURS (Religious Themes, Angels, Definitely Accurate To The Bible, Unrequited Love, CSH: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fdjq3KnXoAMzSC1.jpg)
Car Seat Headrest - Kimochi Warui
Car Seat Headrest - Reuse The Cels
Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely (Indie Rock Artists)
Kero Kero Bonito - I'd Rather Sleep (Rest)
Lady Gaga - Applause (LGBTQ+ Musicians)
Mere Notilde - Life Goes On (Furries)
Sumire Morohoshi - Ready To (Furries)

how disgusting.

The Nihilists were, as it were, the last one standing. 
The Fallen Hero congratulated them on being the last ones standing. 
The Follower wrapped himself around the Hypocrite as a plume of fire was directed toward them.
...
The Hypocrite laid there, The Follower was reduced to ash. 
...
He looked to the Fallen Hero
...
and smiled
as The Follower's eyes opened on the page they stood.

02 - THE NIHILISTS

-ANYTHING FEATURED ON OR LICENSED BY ADULT SWIM, ARTISTS FEATURED ON AS, AND AMERICAN ADULT ANIMATION
-NEWGROUNDS, ITS CREATORS AND CREATIONS, AND INDEPENDENT WEB ANIMATION
-NIHILISM, TOXICITY, NEGATIVE FEELINGS/EMOTIONS, AND THE BRUTAL CRUELTIES OF REALITY
-MUSIC AND THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FROWN
-EMO, PUNK, AND MUSICIANS KNOWN FOR BEING EDGY
-FIRE, MONSTERS, BODY HORROR, HORRIFYING ABOMINATIONS, AND SURREALIST HORROR
-WAR, CHAOS, AND DEVASTATION
`BUT **NOTHING** MATTERS!`

Punkett - Death Toll (Newgrounds, Monsters, Horrifying Abominations)
Ridiculon - Fundamentum (Newgrounds, Monsters)
Zalinki - Music For Sad People (Indie Web Animation, NIHILISM, Negative Emotions, Brutal Cruelties: ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ABANDONED YOU!)
Dust Devil - D-Code [adult swim]
MF DOOM - Meat Grinder ([as] Artists)
Ado - Tot Musica (Negative Emotions: Rage, Monsters: Tot Musica)
Knife Party - Bonfire (Fire)
XXXTENTACION - SAD! (Nihilism, Negative Emotions, Emo)
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Emo)
Andrew W.K. - Ready To Die (War, Chaos, Devastation)
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award (Newgrounds Creators, Brutal Cruelities: YOU ARE DEAD, Monsters, Abominations)
Jack Stauber - Lima Bean Man ([as] Artists, Brutal Cruelties: SHE IS DEAD)
Chris O'Neill - Brown Smile ()

BURN HAZARD

WE STILL AREN'T FINISHED.


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16 Character Elimination Based Tournament. Minitournament Hosted in a Few Servers. Results and Perhaps Some Tracks Can Be Found Here.

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