Monica: This playlist slowly curses you to it so be careful not to listen too much or you will find yourself cursed by nostalgia to return here forever. 

Billy: Wait... isn't that is how all art works? 

Monica: Yes dear, but this is a rapid nostalgia spell. I tie this song to moments of your life you love and will remember the most. Like the corporations who came before me, I have found a way to collect a client base more powerful then ever before. Watch my power which is now your power multiply every day for the rest of your life dear~

Billy: Arr... I've made a grave mistake haven't I?

Monica: If you have, then it's just something else you can learn and grow from dear~

thecurse.rawb.tv

The Curse

URealms

Moody Bidoofs is a an pokemon comedy band. These songs are mostly just goofy Pokemon melodies that I made for fans of the PKMNRawb Youtube channel.

Moody Bidoofs

I'm not a natural blonde dear and never was~

Music by Toyler and myself

Power Curse

"T I L I I? What does that stand for?
Like the inspiration loop into infinity or something dear?
Oh it stands for "Tell it like it isn't?"
Interesting~ Then I guess I will do just that."

Music by Toyler
Artwork by Ladyoutlier

Rain Curse

There is only one way to evolve a Haunter in the Meta and I'll forever feel like a failure pushing this evolution on to both of us.

Music by Toyler
Artwork by Rigrena

Haunter Curse

"The magic number I like to use is 80% Pitch and 80% Speed dear. 
Slow almost anything down and it just seems to work better for me~"

Music by Toyler
Art by Rigrena

Time Curse

"The Bell indicates subtext dear.
It means that I'm not just telling you what is, I'm telling you what isn't~"

Music by Toyler and myself
Artwork by Rigrena

Bell Curse

"You know everyone makes mistaakes... hmm
see look I just made a mistake~
Mistakes aren't bad tho...
Such a bad work Mistake... you know?
What even is a Mistake? 
It's just something you can learn from.
You would just want to make small mistakes but...
You'll make big ones dear...
You'll make big mistakes.
But don't worry,
I'm going to help you make big mistakes dear,
Cause you've already made quiet a big one haven't you?"

Reflect Curse

"Speed is the greatest meme and once you understand that, you understand all memes"

Art by Meganzoor

Rapid Curse

Created by Toyler
Art by Rigrena

"My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... My goodness... well.. my goodness~

Sin Curse

"Did you know you have two clocks?
Such a shame for you, because soon I will only have one. Keep up if you can dear~"

Created by Toyler and Me
Art by Shaunningham

Clock Curse

"I'm sorry dear.... 
but your ratings are too low,
I'm afraid your being cancelled,
But don't worry you will come back,
They always come back don't they?
There is no ending in our story
Welcome to the loop~"

Prime Curse

Money or Respect? You only get to pick one with this choice dear~

Created by Toyler and me!

Bard Curse

"The light gives you hope, but for me the light has always been infinite~"
Music by Toyler

SSJ3 Curse

"What have I done..."

"What I required you to do dear~"

Music by Toyler and myself
Art by themayako

Bruce Curse

An information song about Pyramids.

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics:

Where's my snare? 
I don’t? Do I? I don’t have a snare? 

Mr Sandman, Bring me some sand. 
Pull it from your pockets and place it in my hand. 
Sand that is loose and so silky too-ooo! 
Comes in a pink bag cause thats kinda.. cooo.. 

Mr Sandman, What you doing out here? 
Desert Resort at this time of year? 
Are you trying to get a tan? 
Mr Sandman you crazy man! 

Mr Sandman, Bring some sand. 
Give me some warm tiny pieces of land! 
The kind that pyramids are totally made of! 
Mr Sandman, wait what? 

There made if sand (Pyramids are made of Limestone) 
What? No. That doesn’t make. (You're dead wrong) 
They might be made of stone and sand, 
But there definitely made of sand. (Just limestone, no sand) 
Fuck you Tommy 
Mr Sandman, bring me some sand! 

Mr Sandman, (Google it!) What? 
Siri, what are the Pyramids made out of? 
Checking. Okay. I found this on the web for what are the Pyramids made out of. 
Get the fuck outta here! 

Mr Sandman, did you happen to know? 
That all those pyramids aren’t made of stone. 
Not sand, concrete or peasant bone, 
No Mr Sandman they're made of Limestone! 
No really it’s true! 

Mr Sandman, I’m not going to lie, 
Your Pokemon story is a little bit dry. 
How many times must I rhyme the word sand? 
Sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand 

Mr Sandman sand sand sand sand, 
Sand sand sand sand sand man man sand man. 
Sand man sand man sand sand dirt, 
Mr Sandman sand sand sand sand! 

I think we should put it on the album. (Yeah.. uh it’s the best) 
It’s going on the album!

Mr. Sandman

The case of the Liquid Liquidator.

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics: 

It was a dark and cloudy night, in the twilight city, 
My partner was a Hoothoot, and me? I was a Drowzee, 
Working the shift, they call us in, another body, 
Again a water mon, man this case is getting muddy. 
Third one this week, someones whacking waters nightly, 
Electric types maybe?, nah grass is more likely, 
A couple of Glooms on third avenue, 
Me and partner role up at quarter past noon, 
Alright fellas you know the drill, 
Keep ya petals where I can see em, cause I’m shooting to kill, 
These Glooms aren't are guys there just a couple of junkies, 
Hopped up on dire hits and from drug dealing monkies, 
Oooo 

One passes me a tip of a rogue Electabuzz 
Ran away from his trainer, and avoiding the fuzz 
We head down route 3 and what we see, 
But a thunder Pokemon just trying to flee, 
Not so fast pal, we got some questions for you, 
Ya water murdering oversize balloon faced fat Pikachu, 
Hey whats the deal Copa, I ain’t done nothing wrong, 
You can’t charge me chump, now ya best move along, 
Before my friends over here, oh sorry let me introduce you, 
Yo Machamp motha fucka and the god damn Mewtwo, 
Now Scram Copas! Get outta here! 

We head back to the station, to report to the chief, 
A old mangy Growlithe, with a mean set of teeth, 
He flips up his hat and gives us a stare, 
Let’s out a growl, as he in his chair, 
I want this case solved, I got the town on my tail! 
Another dead beasty, and this time it’s a whale, 
His name was Reginald, and he’s friends with the mayor, 
So get going Drowzie, he said with a glare, 
Somethings not right, the chief’s sweating a lot, 
An inside job maybe? this trails getting hot. 
Mmm It's getting real hot 
Ooo hot hot hot hot 

The body was huge, a 600 pounder, 
Someone fished him from the lake, and just let him flouder, 
I look for for some clues, and check out the bruise, 
But nothing is news, wait except for the shoes, 
Huh I let out.. now that’s kind strange, 
A random pair of sneakers, our killer just changed, 
Is he getting sloppy, nah something aint right, 
These shoes are tagged Electabuzz, and spelling aint right. 
Hmmmmmm That's interesting. 
I am so interested in this case. 
Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot 
Ya I think so too Hoot Hoot 
Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot 
Let's go see the cheif. 

Good work Drowzee.. i knew you wouldn’t fail, 
The town is safe again, and the buzz is in jail, 
You done me proud boys, the mayor thanks you, 
Now we can get back to work on catching Rattipoo, 
Now before you thank me chief, I got a question I need to ask, 
Where were you last night, at eleven quarter past? 
What you trying to say? Are you out of your mind? 
I’m the chief of police, boy you sure out of line, 
Not this time pup, your long con is over, 
We found the blood on ya hat, you under arrest rover! 

You’ll never take me alive Drowzee, 
You’ll never take me alive Drowzee! 

Book em Hoot Hoot

Detective Drowzee and The Case of the Liquid Liquidator

Hey Joey here. Wanna trade numbers?

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics: 

Today is the first day that I go upon, 
My journey on, 
A quest for pokemon! 

Got my shoes and comfy shorts so see ya mom! 
I'm off to see Professor Rowan! 

This will be real sweet! (Real Sweet!) 
I wonder what Pokemon that I will meet? 
Boy I sure hope, 
That he is real strong, 
Like a Piplup who evolves into Empoleon! 

Uhh sorry Kid, we're all outta Piplups. 
In fact were all out of Pokemon, but I uhh guess you can have this one. 
I mean.. It’s not really a starter or anything.. but yeah.. 

Oh Doggone it! 
This real sucks my starter is a Rattata, 
Who is a real piece of pokey shit! (He really is.) 
It’s still at level 4… whats a kid like me, 
Suppose to do but TRAIN IT TO THE TOP! 

Use a tackle Rattata, you're doing in great, 
Maybe it was faith, I’m sorry for the hate (My Bad) 
Hey lets battle that dumb kid this should be cake, 
Looking at me, that was your mistake! 

My name is Younger J, (Horray) 
I’m a master trainer born in the U S of A, 
Now I hate to vent, but I cannot prevent, 
What my Rattata will do cause he’s the top percent! 

Alright Piplup Use Bubble! 
Wait what I lost? 
Sorry kid, your Pokemon is uhh well it's kinda shit. 

I can’t believe I lost, how could this happen to, 
My poor rattipoo, 
I will always cherish you. 
I’ll find a place to bury him, my poor dear friend. 
(Hey you know he’s not dead right?) Holy shit this is not my journeys end? 

Gee Thanks kid, you sure are smart, what a fresh start! 
Oh hey I know, lets trade numbers Yo Yo Yo (Yo) 
I’ll call you ever day to tell you the extent, 
Of my Rattata who is the Top Percent! 

My name is Younger Jo, (For Joey) 
I don’t have much cash, but here's sixty four. 
You will hear from me soon, maybe this afternoon, 
I’m gonna call you everyday while singing this sick tune! 

Hi, Joey here! Oh, You doing well? I'm checking out my Rattata's moves and devising some strategies. When I come up with a good one, let's battle! All right. Later!

Joey's Heart of Gold

Special guest singer, my mother!

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics: 

Do you remember when Ash let his Butterfree go? 
Tears rolling down as we all hide the emotion we show. 
Do you remember when Daiman threw his Charmander away? 
Rain pouring down, as poor Charmanders flame fades. 
And do you remember when Ned Stark died in, 
Game of Thrones Season 1, 
Boy that sure was sad. 

Do you remember when team rocket let their friends go? 
Weezing and Arbok left to help their children grow. 
Do you remember when Ash turned to stone? 
Pikachu crying holding his master all alone. 
And do you remember when Ned Stark was decapitated, 
I know I already mention this but, 
God damn it. 

Do you remember when Ash lost at the League? 
Losing to Ritchie, Come on Ash only top 16? 
Do you remember Cubone pulling your heart strings? 
Weeping while holding his dead mother that poor thing. 
And do you remember when Ned Stark was dead, 
George R (R) Martin crit me with a stab feels attack.

Super Effective Feels

Don't know who bipen is? Try watching this first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx2T12nI53Q

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics: 

There's nothing at this part. 
There's nothing at this part. 
There's nothing at this part. 
There's nothing at this part. 
There's nothing at this part. 

Released at level three, 
Abandoned on da street, 
Evolved from a Mareep, 
Which is basically a sheep, 
An electric type, 
With a dragons fame, 
A legendary Pokemon, 
Do you remember his name? 

Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon! 

Alright maybe you're confused 
And we should start over? 
Right from the beginning ok? 
Everyone ready? Here we go! 

Somewhere on route three, was Bipen you see, 
he was just a Mareep, with only green veggies to eat, 
When he got into a mess, with a angry puppy dog, 
who spit dark fire attacks, that specialize in smog. 

When out of the bush, came Pokemon Rob, 
Punched that fire pup, right in his pokey knob, 
Threw an ultra ball, and said with a grin, 
You're my Pokemon now, I name thee Bipen! 

And so Rob and Bipen conquered the world, 
Both married super models, and had baby girls, 
And lived happily ever, and life was great, 
That’s the story of Bipen, I rate it 8 outta 8. 

Hey Rob! Look at me! 
I'm a Dragon! Rawr! Dragon Pulse! 

Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon! 

What? You don’t like that version? 
Fine fine. You wanna know the real story? 
The sad story? 
Alright then. 

Named after the fact, he could jump over the moon, 
This electric type friend, left this world too soon, 
By taking an critical hit right to his face, 
We'll miss him well, he was one hell of an ace! 

Thought he was a Dragon, when was really a sheep, 
But boy was reliable, when you needed a sweep, 
With his special hat, and shield made of cotton, 
He was an unstoppable wall, who will never be forgotten. 

Dragon Pulse son, that was his signature move, 
Shoots a purple ball of thunder witha something to prove, 
Or when he fights a water type, like Wailord specifically, 
Whose 98% water and 2% electricity! 

Ha Ha! I'm a Dragon Rob! 
Your not a Dragon Bipen... 
Imma Dragon Rob! 
YOUR NOT A DRAGON BIPEN. GRRAH! 

Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon, 
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon! 

Rob I'm a Dragon! 
I can fly with these wings!

Bipen the Dragon

When you start thinking about the process of how breeding in Pokemon works, things get kinda ugly.

Music Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iz48743Yyg&list=PLl4CmnQ2VIyfi_yi36CGRv-dvf_-qbiyP

Get the Album Here: https://moodybidoofs.bandcamp.com/album/moody-bidoofs

Team Phijkchu Avatars: http://imgur.com/a/dTdYM
Moody Bidoof Wallpapers: http://imgur.com/a/0gSm3

Lyrics: 

Alright Talon Flame, are you ready to hatch some new friends with me today (Ba Ka Kawww!) 
Ha Ha Ha Thata boy Talonflame. Lets get to work! 

We’re hatching eggs 
We’re hatching eggs 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight! 

I got four, need just 1 more, 
Then we'll bike across the shore! 

We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight! 

Is it a shiny? Nope! Let’s hatch some more. 
Where’s my god damn green shiny Bulbasaur? 

I’ve been at this for almost three weeks and, 
I’ve tried every freaking technique! 
All I want is my shiny dumb game. 
Wait! Another ones hatching.. (God Damn it this is so lame!) 

This time for sure I can feel it. 
It's a shiny Venusaur with a stacked tanky kit 
Here we go first ones about to hatch, 
Well please Lord Helix, make it in this batch! 

We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight 

I’ll mystery gift them all away, 
It’s another Fletchling? Great! No really that’s okay. 

We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight! 

I hope you find what you're looking for, 
as we ride endlessly going back and forth! 

A Japanese Ditto would help this go fast. 
Searching GTS for sure is a real blast... 
All these jerks want is my Legendary, 
Well you can’t have RAINBOW DEAR FAIRY! 

Oh look someone wants a low level Spearow, 
Well I got one of those, no wait it’s a Ferrow. 
I’ll breed one fast then trade it real quick. 
I’m sorry but the Pokemon offered has been already traded. Well Shit. 

We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight! 

O Powers on, let’s hatch away! 
I’m gonna get a shiny Pokemon today! 

We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching eggs, 
We’re hatching lots of eggs tonight! 

It takes lots of patience, but in the end. 
It’s always worth it for your new pokey friend. 

Shiny? Nope. 
Shiny? Nope 
Is it a Shiny? Nope 
Come on Shiny? Nope 
Shiny, Shiny, Shiny, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! 
How many Bulbasaur's must I kill, 
Before I get a shiny? 
I don't know where you think I'm putting them Nintendo. 
But I just hatch, then kill them. 
I am literally Pokey Hitler!

Hatching Eggs

This is the song that plays during the Bopen Doom Event in Dwarves vs Zombies

Hopen For Bopen

The theme song to URealms Live! 

Created by MrVoletron.

URealms Live

Wild Wild Dob

This was an unused intro for campaign 3/7 of Season 2 made by Mr Voletron.  Giddy up.

Buckeroos

The song of Queen Karolime Dundinborough sings to her son during The Fall of Dundinborough campaign.

"Hopen for the Bopen,
we pirates will sing.
Surrender, your treasure,
or death we will bring!

Hopen for the Bopen,
and plunder the shrine.
Your gold is now gone,
your life is now mine."

Bopen's Ballad

Gavin the Vampire Lord. Created by MrVoletron for UQuest.

Gavin the Vampire Lord

Vampire Hunting. Created by MrVoletron and ZinkAudio for UQuest.

Vampire Hunting

Sandstorm the Dragon. Created by MrVoletron for UQuest.

Sandstorm the Dragon

The Skeleton King's March. Created by ZinkAudio for URealms Live.

The Skeleton King's March

Asuka

Simpler Times. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Unforgotten Realms

Simpler Times

Tambok's Special Friend Show. Created by MrVoletron for UQuest.

Tambok's Special Friend Show

The Old Gods Anthem. Created by MrVoletron and Robert Moran for URealms Live.

The Old Gods Anthem

Titans. Created by MrVoletron for UQuest.

Titans

The Halls of Awesome. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

The Halls of Awesome

Goodbye my Friends. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Goodbye My Friends

The Unforgotten Realms Season 2 theme song. Created by Nathan Allen Pinard.

Unforgotten Realms Season 2

URealms Live ZinkAudio Remix. Created by ZinkAudio for URealms Live.

URealms Live ZinkAudio Remix

I Cast Flairies. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

I Cast Flairies

Moonwell Pass. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Moonwell Pass

Rogue Sorcerer. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Rogue Sorcerer

Blook Woods. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Blook Woods

Time Again. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Time Again

Crystal Cavern. Created by Tommy Moran for UQuest.

Crystal Cavern

The song from the 3rd act of Azveltara Z, URealms Live Season 3 Campaign 3.

Tears of an Old God

This baller track was made by man Savinne.

Grand Paladin Order - URealms Forever

"The meta was wrong...
so now I have come to correct it~"

Art by Rigrena

The Death Stare

"These words I echo are older than time.
My path to be reborn, my death to be defined.

I will train my body, I will focus my mind.
I will master the Light, I will always be kind.

This life is a gift, not given by the gods,
But born from our emotions, against all the odds.

I choose this path, and I choose this right.
The only choice left is to choose the night."

Rage Curse

"Wanna be my player two?"

Created by Toyler

2Player Curse

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