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"Greetings."
"Did I scare you? Aw, what a shame."

15. Chara

"Have you seen the outfit my brother's wearing? Mom sewed it for him. Isn't he cute?"
(asriel redesign by @jbuggo)

16. GOATed

* Hey, buddy... 
* GOTCHA.
* Aw... what a shame.
* You just wanted to pass by Newton...
* But you're an IDIOT.
* Only a FOOL like you would fall for this.
* HEEHEEHEE!
* And you know what the best part is?
* I'll get to wreck your SOUL into pretty little pieces!
(writing by @jbuggo)

24. Headdrift

Sprite help from AsepriteRico
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* Oh my goodness...
* A human here in Hazeldew?
* ...
* She did not hurt you, did she?
- Yes           - No

15 - Toriel

* Ah... me and his relationship is...
* Strained, to say the least.
* He's become a lot more eccentric with his old age.
* ... Maybe too eccentric.
* Not any better with names, though! Tee hee hee!

16 - March Of The Flower King

Thumbnail mockup @kasssm
ASGORE sprite by @pizza_tony & @kasssm
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* Young one.
* You shall not pass.
* If you go further, UNDYNE will kill you.
* I'm far too old to reason with her.
* ... But I can spar with you just fine.

24 - ASGORE

* Why, hello there, darling!
* Say, how'd you like to be a star?
* Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?
* What is my name, you may be asking?
* Well, you happen to be looking upon the grand and illustrious METTATON!
* The visionary artist of the underground!
* And with you, I can make the greatest show in the world.
* Nay, the UNIVERSE!
* So, what do you say?

Glamourous

* And here's a fellow actor on the job.
* Hey there, Blooky!
* HELLO, METTATON
* How are you doing, darling?
* I'M DOING GOOD.
* JUST PREPARING FOR MY PART.
* Wonderful, wonderful!
* This here is our new star.
* A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU!
* Now, let's get things started.
* Scene 1, Act 1...
* ACTION!!

OOooOOoo

* ... SO, YOU THINK THAT MY MUSIC IS "MID".
* ... YOU'RE SUCH A HATER.
* YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT I PUT INTO THAT STUFF?
* JUST FOR YOU TO CALL IT "MID"?
* YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL GOOD MUSIC?
* I'LL SHOW YOU GOOD MUSIC!

Auxlift

-sudden car horns-
[GOOD GRIEF, IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!]
-papyrus jumps out from his car, as it hits the tree and explodes-
[PHEW...!]
[THAT WAS, HUFF... EXTREMELY INCREDIBLE!!!]

[!]

[PARDON?]
[WELL- I MEAN, AHEM...!]
[GRRRRETINGS, HUMAN!!!]
[HAVING A RRRREALLY STRESSFUL WEEKDAYS, AREN'T YOU?]
[AWW, TOO BAD... SO SORRRRY TO HEAR THAT!!]
[THE NAME'S PAPYRUS, THE GRRRREAT PAPYRUS!!!]
[ERM, WELL... I NEED STOP SAYING THINGS TOO AGGRESSIVE...!]
[I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO YOU, AND YOUR POOR LITTLE DAMAGED EARS!]

dialogue written by @cronixix

15. TOO "COOL" FOR SKULL!

-police siren sounds approaching-
[* wee woo wee woo wee woo.]
[* oh, hey there bro.]
[* didn't expect you to be here, what's up?]
[HEY, SANS! LOOK WHAT I'VE JUST FOUND RECENTLY!]
[* what's that? you look quite enthusiastic right now.]
[IT'S A HUMAN! THEY'RE RIGHT AFTER ME!]
[* and what's so important about them?]
-papyrus facepalm-
[DIDN'T YOU FORGET, SANS?!]
[IT'S THE HUMAN THAT ASGORE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!]
[* who?]
[... FORGET IT.]
[* alright, chill, i'm just playin' around with ya.]
[* and you too, buddy.]
[* in case you didn't know, i'm a cop.]
[* better known as sans, sans the skeleton... cop.]
[* how's life?]
❤ Good - Meh
[* ...glad to know.]

dialogue written by @cronixix

16. work it out

Alphys:
* Hi Undyne!!!
* Sorry I'm late for patrolling, the new season of Mewmew The Musical: The Series came out!!
* I know we normally watch it together, b-but... I couldn't help myself, heh...

Undyne:
* It's fine, Alph.

Alphys:
* But uhm... any news? Anything I should know about?
* I'm at your service, commander!!!

Undyne:
* ...I still don't like it when you call me that.
* But I do have a surprise for you, Alphys!!
* Look! A real, live human!!
* I saved it just for you!

Alphys:
* Omigod, omigod, omigod!!!!
* A real human!

(She runs over to inspect them from multiple angles, in a cartoony way.)

Undyne:
* Just for you!

Alphys:
* Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
* A-alright, human! You're in for... puzzles! 
* Traps!
* And.... uh....
* Oh, g-golly, I still haven't prepared all my traps yet!!
* T-this won't be the last you see of me!!!!
* H-hopefully...

Thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers
Dialogue contributed by @rothenotmale

16) Nerdy Lizard Person

* ALPHYS: 2 ATK / 4 DEF
* Uses ELECTRIC attacks!
* Use your YELLOW soul to shoot her where it hurts!

Thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers
Dialogue contributed by @rothenotmale

24) Electric Boogaloo

(Ready, Set... BRAWL!)
"let's just play a little bone-brawling instead."
[* Smells like stack of bones.]

sans sprite by me, battle mockup by malk @malk-mald-bhb

24. Bonebrawlin'

(As you exit the elevator, you take a turn and see a monster ahead of you.)
(They seem to be on the phone, talking to a familiar voice.)

Okay, so I just take a left and I'd make it to…

(The monster takes notice of you, hanging up the phone call.)

* Oh, howdy!
* (So that was the human he was talking about...)
* (Jeez, Asriel. You really can't catch a break, huh?)
* See, if I was on patrol for bad guys...
* (which I haven't been on for years...)
* I would’ve gone crazy over capturing you.
* But, umm…
* I’m just Asriel.
* If you hear about some “hyperdeath” person, that isn’t me.
* …Despite what the local folk around the place'll say, heh...
* And, if you hear anything about a "Dreamer", try to avoid 'em.
* Bad news with them most of the time...
* Now, I’ll lend an ear to what you need.
* What’ll a human need from lil' ol’ Azzy?
* Consider me your new best friend!

15. Friend Of Mine

A: * …?
A: * Quick, find a good hiding spot.
A: * I’d say, uh…
A: * Behind that suspiciously shaped cardboard cutout.
A: * Of myself.
A: (Why is that there????)

(Chara jumps from the top of a tree, landing on their face.)
(Before promptly getting up.)

C: * Greetings, Hyperdeath.
A: * That’s not my name anymore, Chara.
C: * Who is this Character which you speak of?
C: * I am the demon that comes when you say its name.]
C: * I am a dreamer.
C: * A cruel one at that.
A: * Chara, you still need a nightlight to sleep.
C: * You lie in the face of evil, hyperdeath? How cruel.
A: * I’m never going to be hyperdeath again, Chara.
A: * I retired.
C: * A hero can’t retire from saving people, hyperdeath.
C: * How about I give you and your little friend there hell?
C: * Mainly them. They're Human, of course.
C: * Then we'll see how long you’ll stay in “retirement”, Hyperdeath.
C: * Cue my nefarious laughter sound effect.
( A really poor quality evil laugh sound effect plays.)
C: * Farewell.

(Chara runs off screen.)

A: * …
A: * I guess your cover was blown.
A: * You can come out now.

yeah this is just greetings from brotherly love malk cooked with this ver

16. The Demon

* Human. 
* Under the order of the royal guard, you must stop. 
* You will be detained until we get your soul. 
* The final and last... 
* Human... 

(Undyne steps away from the shadows)

* NGAHHH!! Forget it. 
* I suppose there's no point in scaring you, punk. 
* I have a better... use for you. 
* I'm Undyne, captain of the royal guard. 
* ( Not that that's important anymore... ) 

Track contributed by @exodus-exdesia
Thumbnail contributed by @snowy-snowster

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