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How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fighting machine
Big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros?
I'm-a slash your face, man

I'm a very skilled assassin
Killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river
Need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin'
You can never find me
In the bushes,
In the haystacks,
In your mother's laundry

Watch me comin', free runnin' up the walls
LIKE A BOSS
What you lookin' at, bitch?
Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY
Always up to no good
Don't know how I can see
Out this big-ass hood

Walkin' through the crowds
Touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade
For a secret attack

Jumpin' off giant buildings
Like I was Super Man
use your mama as a meat shield
Every time that I can

Take a break from the war
To hunt for some meat
"What? A man's gotta eat!"

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse
Feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers
Where you'll find the fuckin' heat

Revolution I lead
With the world, I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers-
I don't wear briefs!

You can't step up to me
And my gang
Horse and carriage drive-bys
Bullet in the chamb'

Ridin' over your clique
Like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on the dollar
Before this shit's done!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow


ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG (UNCENSORED AND AVAILABLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD)

Smash Rap

I own nothing. Credit goes to Smosh for the song. Link to YouTube channel in the description!

Smosh:https://www.youtube.com/user/smosh
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Smosh - Smash Rap - EXPLICIT Version

BFF|SMOSH

smosh - shut up

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a fucking girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy 
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda? 
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage
Bitch
So you better listen

That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in castle town
Just give me some heart containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina

[Chorus]

[Ganon]
Yo you low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled

You really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008

[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!
And you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old

[Ganon]
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k more like
L-i-n-Gay

[Link]
Man you should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie you told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The day you got schooled!

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Bryan Johnson-Gass