This is the first episode of the podcast that promises to take up Internet space. In the pilot, Bryan a's q's that he gets tired of a'ing on a regular basis. Also, he swears a lot. [Contains adult language.]

BHoTI:01-FA-Q

Test audio of me trying out a new microphone. As Dr. Loomis in Halloween '78. Checking the Pleasence Factor, if you will. 

This was recorded literally 10 minutes after taking the Blue Snowball mic out of the box. AC is rocking. Fans be oscillating. Window is open. I was inebriated. I mean...just in case you were wondering why it sucks.

bluemictest2 - "Blue Loomis"

After almost 15 years of terrestrially broadcasting sub-par entertainment all over the legacy of Marconi, I finally came to the conclusion that the Internet was getting off way too easy. Why should my fanciful and award-winning* irreverence be contained to only 100,000 watts in Bumfuck, Mississippi?  I'm pretty sure I'm a know-it-all, and I could not envisage a single reason why I had not yet made the leap to the unseen Utopia where program directors, dickweed sponsors and the Federal Communications Commission could fuck right off. So, join me if you will, as we try to find our proverbial footing on this shaky foundation as well as our purpose in this strange new world. As I peer theoretically into the near future, I see us having a few burgers, a few beers, a few laughs, the whole while delivering swift kicks right to the vagina of Al Gore's golden child. Here's hoping you decide to be a part of my transition from the world brought to life by the likes of Orson Welles, Stan Rofe, and Alan Freed to the far more glitzy world of podcasts, ushered in by such dignitaries as Silent Bob, the Fear Factor host, and that other guy from the Man Show. Join me for..."Bryan Hicks on the Internet."

(* - Seriously, they gave me awards. A whole stack of them. Yeah, I don't get it either. Of course, it is Mississippi. They hand out awards for stuff like "Best On-Air Hog Roast" and "Best Colored Commentator." And, yes. Got me one of both.)

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