My girlfriend, Taylor Swift, wrote me this beautiful love poem to honor my virtue.

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My Girl, Taylor Swift, wrote this new epic love poem to honor my virtue. She took her cues from Klasky-Csupo

A new Epic Love Poem from Taylor Swift

I was going back through some samples I made for Fiverr clients this year and came across this one. Apparently this is my take on zombie noises. To me it sounds more like Mr. Bean being tortured.

Zombie Noises

Recently I asked my mate Taylor Swift to record a voice for the upcoming radioplay series The Prophecy of Diddle. I gave her a direction to make her line 'creepier' the results of which threw us both. 

Swifty's Diddle

Honestly, what is this? It came out of my larynx and now I'm frightened.

Scary Voice

Every time you open a Fairytale book, the characters have to act out the story for the inside of your head.

This is all filmed for your brainbox at Fairytale Studios in the Land of Dahl, where all Fairytale characters live. The Land of Dahl is split into two territories, the Hans Christians' Republic (Ruled by President Hans my Hedgehog) where all the goodly folk live, and the Grimm Brothers Lot (Ruled by Cinderella's Stepmother or "Mother") where all the bad folk live.

Mother has discovered an ancient Prophecy where following five omens, Evil will be allowed to take over Good and she can conquer the Republic and rule Dahl.

The only thing standing in her way is the counter prophecy of The Chosen Four, where the best of best - Cinderella, Thumbelina, Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel - will join forces to build The Weapon of Valour; the only weapon capable of changing Mother's heart to good and stopping her taking over Dahl.

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