Name: Stripper Magician by Stardust in UwU
Duration: 1 min 4 s
Description: Original Video: https://youtu.be/CQWe-cLbAl8

Sadly this one was taken down by Caroline on Youtube. Rip

shows to my mom and say my bf made this for her

stupid,weird and odd songs is in here, I warn you not to click it but you're probably not gonna listen to me so enjoy.

Shayfer James - Good Life

The Correspondents - Fear & Delight

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SFDD

All Gone - Mother Mother

What The Fuck Did You Just Say To Me, You Little Bitch- (HD Lyrics Version)

Shayfer James - Weight of The World

Stupid Intruders

Homestuck filk. An Eridan Ampora fansong I recorded with a sore throat and a headache, don't ask me why...but I kind of like the result.

Music/Lyrics(c)Hamsters/PhemieC
Homestuck(c)Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
she said “grab your gun let's have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!” 

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, 
I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen 
and put an end to  slaughter, but until then I'm keen 
on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
and magic isn't real and anyway it doesn't matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
but then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I'm impressed, you've managed to survive 
but rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we'll all be batter fried 
and I'm surprised that nobody's considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don't want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding's the new breathing, don't you think I will! 

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked  
I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took...

So what? do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship
I am a prince and I live in a ship

Ugly Story

Mr. B. The Gentleman Rhymer - Nicknackatory

The Seatbelts Cats On Mars Distorted

Gypsy Bard

Bout to hit em with this furry shit

ITS PROM, ITS PROM, IM TAKING YOU TO THE PROM

Its Prom

WHEN YOUR HANGING WITH THE GIRL
AND SHES LOOKING NICE
YOU THINK YOU’LL WANT TO SMOOCH HER FACE
BUT THERE IS A PRICE

The STD Song

Original Video: https://youtu.be/CQWe-cLbAl8

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Hiya! I’m Stardust and welcome to my SoundCloud! Most of the stuff here are reposted because why not -w-
If you want me to add a song, message me on Discord! Stardust#5299

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