Video game rap... Video game rap... Video game rap... Video game rap?!
F*ck that - I'm to SRS for your rage bsns.
I'm flippin S.O.S on this level six track,
reppin shit's the best so here's where it's at ...
Doom, yea - played you in my 10th year,
 the first time I got the BFG I went f*ckin OP on those imp freaks.
Then I rocked the Nukem the Duke the big bubble gum chewer,
brain spewer, shit thraotin motha f*ckin -
Max Payne - 1 not 2 -
bullet-time deagle dodge move,
headshot memorable bullet camera: on.
Hitman fibre-wire the limo driver and drag his body to the sewer,
steal his gear and bomb his ride
 - hide -
mission accomplished.
The best fishes to munch on were in feeding frenzy for xbox 360 -
believe me that shit was addicting - games -
slime soccer made so many long classes seem shorter.
Diablo 2 - Drood dude -
rollin through Baal runs from noon through the next days sun.
Cant wait for D3 believe me it better be the greezy greeze.
The epitamy of RPG's, or I will be one angry mang G!
By nature I'm calm but the wait has been long.
Like the list of games to get through in this song.
Harvest Moon 64, best farming game by far -
I got mah greenhouse and my berries of straw -
married Elli - the bakery whore,
made her beg for more -
eggs and milk and sheeps wool silk,
Made me the village raw deal -
the realest of real.
Moved up dabbled in WoW -
decided I needed the freedom to plow more noobs less strings attached
PLZ!
I got a little Warcraft III in my head.
Discovered Defense of the Ancients - r*ped sh*t.
Crixalis ultimate - my first taste of pwnin sh*t.
The lich king made b*tches of men,
triple kill - nuff said.
Rikimaru - F*ck you, ward: Dead.
Big headed community ridin me,
callin me noob bustin my ass and balls until they all got rolled.
Leavers plagued the race so THR stpeped into place.
Kept track of the stats it was a f*ckin blast -
then onto the scene steps the big TC: the Tauren Chieftain -
stun infuriates most but was hella fun son.
Had to be pro to invoke,
had to be noob to rikimaru -
mentioned him twice: Double Kill - nice!
Courier finally enters the mainstream hits the scene everyone's tasting the benefits of a chicken unless you be clickin mutha f*cka convert to hotkey and stop bein a try hard -
drink moar coffee get wired.
Up all night - not tired -
I'm pwnin noobs,
I'm on fire,
each kill is making me higher -
I cant be touched.
Unlike these noobs I cant get fucked.
You can't gank me I'm Tree -
I got this whole shit covered in eyes: Radiance: Now you all die.
Push as 5: All Your Based Belong to Us.
Things have evolved since the DotA days and the world has moved on -
half to LoL and half HoN.
 Can no longer share bongs -
there's a division of skill -
while LoL requires less it provides maximum thrill and it cost no scrill
HoN only costs 30 but the community is dirty -
the bad kind -
a small poem from inside:
Trolls trolled trolling while noobs were roll roll rolling and stats were ho-ho-holy.
Pad-Pad-Padding the kills so lowly and planting friends is morally repugnant.
That said this game is magnificent,
but I have to shout out to my homies who got lost in transition....
TC you big beast, I'll cry every night.
Phantom Lancer you fucker sure could fight.
Night stalker the day walker shit talkin midnight killa did things right.
Tidehunter - the heart of teh team -
the number one ban -
the stun machine dream tanker,
spike spanker delivering pain from every angle -
what happened to Bounty the king dangle?
Shuriken mangled the squishes -
more bounty? Yes Plz!
Crystal Maiden and Lina have balls and what the f*ck is Drow?
Centaur was OP?
Bitch plz - where's he at?
Where Techies at?
JK - I'm glad they're gone -
but bring Tinker back that f*cker was bomb.
I'll f*ckin trade him for scout - no doubt -
Peace ya'll griefers I'm out.


Brycington