Hi there, Bubba Wiggles here, and I don't know anything about you. You could be a creepy internet stalker, and that's not cool. You could be abusive, manipulative, maybe self-destructive; on the other hand, you could like cartoons and eating cereal out of comically over-sized bowls. You might have an ultimate problem in life to solve, a dilemma that only you can carry the burden of. You might just be the person who is destined to save the world.

But this is about me, not you. Go hang out in the "About You" section, you narcissist.