As of today, January 16th 2025, if I had to guess, this track is probably 12 years old minimum.

Shitfaced At A Daycare

Old track.  I did a revision with a different beat in 2016 or 2017 but I like this one better.  this was probably made in between 2010 and 2012.  I took the picture in 2015 of my old roomate's meth-head girlfriend passed out on the stove, she liked meth, heroin and xanax and she was barred out when I took this picture.  I couldn't stand her so I put the pic online afterwards.

Who The Fuck Is Buddy Wedlake?

You're Cute For A Crackhead

The is the first track I ever recorded right after I purchased my first music recording equipment, a Fostex MR-8 Digital 8-Track Recorder right around Christmas in 2004.  I got it with Christmas money, can't remember if I bought it a day or 2 before Christmas or right after, but I recorded this track with 2 friends.  I played the bass on the drum machine, my friend played guitar and my other friend recorded vocals. we all did it in one take, all on the fly, other than the drum beat that was programmed in. I guess I was meant to record music.

Question Mark Metal Track - First Track I EVER recorded

One day I was at my grandma's house and I was thinking of rhymes and i scribbled a whole bunch of stuff down on a pad of paper and rearranged them until I was happy with it, this was the product. this was one of the first songs I made on protools and one of the first beats I made on the MPC that I used to record a track

Sick In The Head

I made this track as an entry for Funk Volume's "Don't Funk Up Our Beats" contest in probably 2012/2013 or so. I based the song on a place I visited called Mars Hill, a cemeteray/church outside of Ottumwa, Iowa, my hometown.

Searching For Ghosts

This song was recorded December 22nd 2013 at a house party at my old house. I made the beat, one of my roommate's friends recorded his vocals over it.  I believe he called himself "My Future is Too Fly" but I can't find the guy online at all, don't remember his name but he was from Chicago.

My Future Is Too Fly

I sampled NOFX - Together On The Sand for this track. It's just a funny track about finding a Punk Rock chick at the beach and getting lucky.  This is the real album cover for that track, I feel like the other tracks are outdated but maybe I'll put them up.  the title track, "I wanna finger your butt and buy you a teddy bear" was a diss-track to my old roommate and one of his girlfriends, she was actually pretty cool but I told him I was going to diss them in a track over a Justin Bieber sample.  they both loved it

I Want To Finger Your Butt And Buy You A Teddy Bear

Together On The Sand

Beatmaker/Producer/Rapper/Artist
I've been messing with music for quite a number of years but was never super consistent with it, right now this is just a collection of some of the first tracks I ever recorded.   I am sure someday people will want to hear what I did before I started taking making music more seriously.  unfortunately I've lost some tracks forever,  and while I do have some other tracks that aren't on here, I feel like they are outdated and with people being pretty sensitive these days, on top of some of the lyrics are things I really wouldn't say these days, I haven't completely ruled putting them out but I'd probably be embarrassed if some of them got out.  maybe one day I will upload them if enough people ask for them. don't get offended though if I do.

You can listen to my mixtape with Stand-Up comedian Ivory Jones at https://soundcloud.com/2hornydevils