genuinely in the top five white noise tracks of all time, including ultimus, all fanmade ones, and sendoffs i consider wn-eqsue. how the fuck did you do this

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @libbec [Gumi(?)] & @pinewithsun [Mad Mew Mew]
Character [14] - Copy That, Copycats!

Hey! HEY! HEY!!! Who you callin' a copy, cat? From deep below Mt. Ebott comes Mad Mew Mew, a less-than-friendly feline who's gunning for that exhibit spot. She just so happened to find GUMI? on the way, and decided to help her find her identity just like she found hers. And what better way to find yourself than to beat up all your opponents? Boasting all of the Undertale soundtrack, songs from Vocaloids, cat tunes, and much more, you'd have to be a dummy not to vote for them! Mew~

❥Music related to bullet hell and Earthbound-inspired games, with a focus on Undertale/Deltarune.
(Just Shapes and Beats, vs Mad Mew Mew, Sanctuary Guardian, THE WORLD REVOLVING]
❥Music featuring vocoded vocals, vocaloids and weeb/otaku culture in general.
(The Faulty Feline Philosophy, ECHO, Ivann Polka, Carmeldansen]
❥Music related to mirrors as well as identity/self image
(Man In The Mirror, Celeste OST, We R Who We R, Scars To Your Beautiful]
❥Music related to cats.
(Nyan Cat, Garfield Show Theme, Copycat, Doja Cat]

Sources:
HYPE - Tokyo Machine (Bullet Hell (JSaB)]
Mad Mew Mew - Toby Fox (Duh]
Copycat ft. GUMI - CircusP (Duh]
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson (Mirrors]
Nyan Cat - Daniwell-P (Vocaloid/Cats]
Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls (Cats]
Scars To Your Beautiful - Alessia Cara (Self Image]
Ladylike ft. GUMI - KIRA (Vocaloid/Identity]

Get Hyped. Hyped! HYPED!!!

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TRACK BY: @phase999
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Eclipsed Prophet, Powerline, 2 1/2 Shadows

[ SOURCES ] -

Multiple:
Cave Story - Last Battle [The Unbroken Remix] (Time/Impending Doom, FNAFB)
Madame Macabre - Cybernetic Entities (Zelda/Impending Doom, Doppelgangers)
Michael Jackson - Remember The Time (Time, MJ)
Michael Jackson - Beat It (Time, MJ)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (FNAFB, Impending Doom)
Persona 3 - Burn My Dread [Spring Of Birth ver.] (FNAFB, Impending Doom?)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (FNAFB, 90s Hits, Shopkeep/Zelda - Morshu)
Judas Priest - Electric Eye (Electricity, FNAFB)

Eclipsed Prophet:
Sia - Cheap Thrills ( ;) )
Lemaitre feat. Jennie A - Closer (Impending Doom)
Spongebob The Musical - No Control (Impending Doom)
IDKHOW - MAD IQs (Impending Doom - "the apocalypse is coming")
King of Fighters 14 - Saxophone Under The Moon (Moon)
The Legend Of Zelda Breath Of The Wild - Main Theme [Emdasche Remix] (Zelda)
Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Masks)
Various Majora's Mask SFX ()

Two and a Half Shadows:
Persona 5 - Rivers In the Desert (FNAFB)

Powerline:
Nate Dogg - Nobody Does It Better (90s Hits)
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (MJ)

[ FIGMENT 017 ] Dawn of the Final Phase: Killing Time

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney. Fuck ultimus tourney.]

Thumbnail by Ploosh i fucking hate her @plooshburger

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Pablo
Noted By: Pablo Escobar

Where the fuck am I

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Sources:
- Songs from Nick Jr. Properties
- Songs related to Penguins
- Songs related to Islands
- Songs in the Bossa Nova Genre

Original:
- bossa uh - potsu (Bossa Nova)
- Aquarela - Toquinho (Bossa Nova)
- Box Dimension - Club Penguin (Penguins)
- Castaways - The Backyardigans (Nick Jr. / Islands / Bossa Nova)
- Into The Thick Of It - The Backyardigans (Nick Jr.)
- I Wish - The Backyardigans (Nick Jr.)
- Island In The Sun - Weezer (Islands)

Isolated, Casted Away  [experiment: pablo]

TUTORIAL ADDED: 12/1/19

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Subject: professor k
Noted by: unregistered hypercam 2 hi youtube

i wasnt expecting k 2 lose this early. he seemd like hed bounce back from the loss (lol | || || |_) last tourney. 
i guess the glitch did a numbr on him :( he lookd kinda shaken up a bit wehn fighting the mixer. gotta put him in the noise liek the rest though! he went into teh room without even resitsing... mayb he saw what happnd 2 geno when he fouhgt back. makes my job easier :)

once i got him in the chamber the noise took a litle while 2 do anything. some bits of it sorta crept 2wards him but didnt rlly do much at 1st. poked into him like it wuz picking at food it thought lookd weird? k freaked out cuz it hurt but like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ watever, ive seen worse i thought. then it started liek actually tearing his legs up a bit. ouch!!1! wasnt any blood, just patchs of noise, but it didnt look fun. eventually tho he startd talking up some big speech abt hope and staying strong thru pain and its just bla bla bla sorry man im not writing all that! he did bring a speaker there tho and he started playing 1 of his songs. somethin called gracefuly gloried or w/e. the noise rlly liked it actually, had to make sure 2 note that down! itd eaten up most of his lower 1/2 bit by bit but it almost started dancing around him? looked sick B) but wen the song ended he just put his fists in the air and the noise caved in on him all at onc. 

clone came out of teh noise a couple hours later. lookd a lot like k but like the others he was a bit off? had some staticy stuff floating around him evry now n then, and he only rlly talked in sentences ive alredy heard him say. he can maek cool song samples com out of his mouth 2 tho!1!!! i like this 1 :) ill keep him around if my boss tells me its safe. its been kinda strict abt which 1s r ok 2 b with. kinda lame :(

Grace and Glory - Hideki Naganuma
Poison Jam Pt. II - 2Mello
Poison - Biv Bell Devoe
Amen, Brother - The Winstons
The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma
Artificial Amatures - Cryptik
Blow My Speakers Up - duuzu
A variety of Naganuma and Sega samples I do not care to list rn

Shoutouts to Bowser for writing the log, and I made the music smiles

gracefully glorified [experiment: dj professor k]

yo dawg i heard you like jafar so i put him in this blender. hope this helps!
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Character represented: Jafar

Sources:
 - Songs from StarKid musicals and 90s Disney media
 - Songs related to magic, wishes, and wizardry 
 - Songs related to accusations and scapegoating

Songs used:
Faith In The Shadows (Oleander’s Theme Remix) - Them’s Fightin’ Herds (Magic)
Stand Out - A Goofy Movie (90s Disney)
Run Away - Sunstroke Project, Olia Tira (Wizards [Epic Gandalf Sax])
March of the Witch Hunters - Wicked (Magic, also an inspiration for Twisted)
Show Me Your Hands - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid)
Final Battle - DuckTales 2 (90s Disney)
Missing You - A Very Potter Musical (StarKid/Magic/Wizards)
Darker Shades of Wizardry - The Polish Ambassador (Wizards)
Logic and Trick - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Accusations)
Happy Ending - Twisted (All Sources)
And So We Fall - The Stupendium (Scapegoating)
Sunken Shipyard - Shantae and the Seven Sirens (Wishes)
Monstrous Creatures - Donald Duck Mahou no Boushi (90s Disney)
Be Prepared - The Lion King (90s Disney)
Feast or Famine - Black Friday (StarKid)
NEW MAGIC WAND - Tyler, the Creator (Magic)
Which Witch - Florence + The Machine (Magic/Wizards/Accusations)
Blame - Calvin Harris, John Newman (Accusations)
Friend Like Me - Aladdin (90s Disney/Magic/Wishes)
Get Your Wish - Porter Robinson (Wishes)
Magic - Moe Shop, MYLK (Magic)

jafar in a blender deluxe

HOMEBREW-CHAN: Look at AMIGO’s fighting spirit! On the beat!
AMIGO: This party’s getting intense! Let’s keep it going - es un dia de carnval, lleno de felicidad!
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Illustration: Wafols
Music: Defragmentation
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Sourcelists:

Homebrew-chan
-Rips featuring songs related to game console operating systems (Wii Menu, PS2 Clock Ambience, Eshop music)
-Rips featuring songs related to hacking, tampered software, coding, etc. (Payday 2, Watch Dogs, any Hack Rom)
-Rips featuring songs related to unused or unreleased content in video games (Hidden Palace, Sonic X-Treme, Lisa: The Lustful)
-Rips featuring songs original and remixed to Homebrew games and software on any platform (Newer Super Mario Bros Wii, Project M, Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril).

Amigo:
-Rips from Samba de Amigo and its DLC (Livin la Vida Loca, Smooth, Mambo number 5)
-Songs from other Rhythm games from the Wii or Rhythm Games published by Sega (Rhythm thief, Rhythm heaven Fever)
-Rips related to Mexican Culture (Guacamelee, El Chavo)
-Rips related to Monkeys (Super Monkey Ball, Donkey Kong, Ape Escape)
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Original:
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Offsource)
Aquatic Ambience (Funk Fiction Remix) - Donkey Kong Country (Amigo - Monkeys)
Childish Gambino - Algorythm (Homebrew-chan - Coding related)

[WR3 M2 PHASE 3]  Defragmentation

Public Discord Server: discord.gg/PpUGDZnWGH
Backroom Application Forms: forms.gle/UtdohkautMyS8gsA6
SoundCloud Account: https://soundcloud.com/leaky-steve-1
YouTube Account: www.youtube.com/channel/UCDNkyONCMZw9rqGYyvufuhA

Character: Tony Hawk
Music: Skate, Man!
Artwork: maruin 
Arrangement: maruin

Skating can truly transcend as an art form, just ask the legendary pro skater Tony Hawk, the Birdman! His glory days maybe gone, but he isn't quitting skateboarding until he can't, and to seek for another opportunity of showing his skills to the public, he decided to compete in rather... unorthodox tournament! Get ready for Tony to shred his way through this tournament with his skate punk jam and PlayStation hits. He maybe growing all the time, but he is always ready to be a KING FOR A-... wait, that's the other one?..

Types of rips:
• Rips of Playstation exclusives and games that held that status
(ex: Crash Bandicoot”, “Uncharted”, “Horizon: Zero Dawn” OST)
• Rips from games by Activision and Vicarious Visions
(ex: “Call of Duty”, “Spyro the Dragon”, “Jet Set Radio” OST)
- Songs associated with extreme and board-based sports
(ex: 1080 Snowboarding, BMX Terminator, Dave’s Gone Skiing)
- Rips related to skater culture, skate punk and ska genres, and songs featured in the “Tony Hawk’s” series
(ex: Skatune Network, Goldfinger, The Aquabats)

Songs used:
- Sneakman - Hideki Naganuma (Skating/Rolling (Jet Set Radio))
- Let Mom Sleep - Hideki Naganuma (Skating/Rolling (Jet Set Radio))
- Superman - Goldfinger (All)
- Kerwan ~ Chasing The Infobot - Ratchet & Clank (PlayStation Exclusives)
- Challenge Theme - Jak and Daxter (PlayStation Exclusives)
- The Rongo Longo - Klonoa ~ Door To Phantomile (PlayStation Exclusives)
- Somebody Hates Me - Reel Big Fish (Ska Genre)
- Grace and Glory - Hideki Naganuma (Skating/Rolling (Jet Set Radio))
- Dragula (Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare Mix) - Rob Zombie (Skating/Rolling (Jet Set Radio))
- Subculture - Styles of Beyond, DJ Cheapshot, Ryu, Leon Rockmore (Skating (Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2))
- Rusty Nails Make a Lousy Bed - Trials Fusion (Extreme Sports)
- Lampin' - Grim Delarosa (Skating (Session))
- Katamari on the Rocks - Katamari Damacy (PlayStation Exclusive, Rolling)
- Sleepy Head - Passion Pit (PlayStation Exclusives (Little Big Planet))
- Yare Yare - LocoRoco (PlayStation Exclusive, Rolling)
- Doda Doda - LocoRoco (PlayStation Exclusive, Rolling)
- Screw Up - Overseer (Skating/Extreme Sports (SSX3))
- All The Small Things - Blink 182 (Skate Punk)
- Get It Together - The Go! Team (Playstation Exclusives (Little Big Planet))
- Instructor Mooselini's RAP - Parappa The Rappa (PlayStation Exclusives)
- Skater Skirmish - AdrianCD (Skating)
- Brand New Vandals - Rob Sonic (Skating (Skate 3))
- N-Sanity Beach - Crash Bandicoot (PlayStation Exclusives)
- Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Artists used in “Tony Hawk’s” series)

Please read the channel description.

Skate, Man!

Track by: @valoregal
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mortal Kombat - Techno Syndrome (Arcade)
Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation (Neil Cicierega)
DAGames - Break My Mind (FNaF)

Mental & Mortal

Track: @weh-makes-the-funnies
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev, https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Character Represented: Gandhi, The Add-Ons

Gandhi's Sources:
- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

The Add-Ons' Sources:
- Songs from/related to the Devil May Cry series and other games Dante has appeared in
(Devil Trigger, Show Your Style, Bury the Light)
(Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, Viewtiful Joe, Seven Knights)
- Songs from the Donkey Kong series and other games Funky appears in
(Funky Waters, Bonus Theme, Jungle Japes)
(DKC Cartoon, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Super Sluggers)
- Songs from 2D Sonic games, and any other Sonic song that relates to Knuckles
(Studiopolis Act 1, Back 2 Back, Unknown from M.E.)
- Songs from games with long titles (8+ Words Minimum)
(Summer Colored High School, Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Sources Used:
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Gandhi - Lord/Miller)
Donkey Kong Country 2 - Forest Interlude (The Add-Ons - New Funky Mode)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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Sunflower Interlude

Track donated by: @max-emerald
Art donated by: http://twitter.com/babybowser101
Character [01] - Professor Henry Hidgens

Good GOD! ALEXA! Professor Henry Hidgens has entered The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. and is about to unveil his true passion to the world! With the powers of musical theatre, the stars and whatever may lie above, and the cataclysmic threats below, five o'clock might come way too soon for the competition!

★Music from all musicals, or otherwise related to theatre.
	(The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Hamilton, Beauty and the Beast, Battleblock Theatre)
★Music related to space and aliens.
	(Counting Stars, Fly Me To The Moon, Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, Katamari Damacy OST)
★Music about the apocalypse or post-apocalyptic worlds.
	(Nuclear Throne OST, It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine), Country Roads, Take Me Home)
★Music about science.
	(Weird Science, Portal OST, Rick and Morty, She Blinded Me With Science)

Sources:
FUNKACCINO//POCALYPSE |[ challenger approaching re-mix ]| - PRIZM [Directly related to the character.]
Alien Song - Battleblock Theater [Theatre/Aliens]
Slowly Fall Apart - Shadrow [Aliens/Space]
Impostor - SharaX [Aliens/Space]
MST3K Love Theme - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return [Space/Science/Theatre]
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals [Aliens/Theatre]
Theme Song - Bill Nye the Science Guy [Science]
Want You Gone - Portal 2 [Science]
It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - REM [Apocalypse]
Join Us (And Die) - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals [Aliens/Theatre]
Kill the Lights - Set it Off [Theatre]
Show Stoppin Number - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals [Theatre]
Hidgens Voicelines [Directly related to the character.]
Super Mario 64 Star Select SFX [Brick Joke/Related to the tournament.]

Join the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. today!
https://discord.gg/MG3d28mWbw

(...What, did you think that I *wasn't* somehow responsible for Hidgens randomly getting a track out of nowhere?)

Back in the Spotlight

fuck it, uploading tracks out of order lmao.

07. YTP Sexers (Woody & Buzz)
"These beloved toys (BITCHES) were on vacation to a tropical island with their owner (CUM), however, in a twist of events, they were forgotten there! The friends (FUCKERS), named Woody and Buzz (PUSSY and DICK), have found themselves in the Thunderdome! They may have learned of a few, uh, inappropriate words from the contestants here though… But nonetheless, they’ve rounded up such sources as famous works from Pixar, heavy vocal sampling, and DICK- I meant to say YouTube Poops and YTPMVs, fuck."

Sources
-Songs from Mainline Pixar blockbusters
-Songs that use heavy vocal sampling
-Songs commonly used in YTPMV
-Media heavily associated and used for YTPs

Examples
Toy Story, Ratatouille, Up, The Incredibles, Coco
Sneakman, Frontier Psychiatrist, Bla Bla Bla, Bang!
The Snippet, Rainbow Tylenol, Rap Snitch Knishes, Gentle Breeze
Hotel Mario, Zelda CDI, I.M. Meen, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

Sources Utilized:
Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 - Gentle Breeze (YTPMV)
MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes (YTPMV)
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Vocal Samples)
Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Used for YTPs)
John Goodman & Billy Crystal - If I Didn't Have You (Pixar)

SFX:
"Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?" (Used for YTPs)
Various YTP Sexer sfx (Used for YTPs)
Gross Beat Complex 5

This track was made by @bluez04, And the render by @libbec (miss you both. ~jama)
We hope you enjoy your life here on the island...

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